Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

20 hours ago, Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff said:

Granted. However, anybody who sees you will have a nagging need to go somewhere else. Thus, you will be alone.

I think it's like that anyway....

4 hours ago, Ookla the Nerdy said:

Granted, You are impaled.

I wish for an Immovable Rod.

Granted. You have a pet chasmfiend named Rod that is so big no one can move it. You are allergic to shellfish.

I wish to not be lonely.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You have five friends. However, you can never leave their presence.

I wish for a shoe.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. You get an annoying verbal tic you can't get rid of.

I wish for a doggo.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. He is bright green and magnetically attracted to trees (just alive ones).

Oops. Um. I wish for perfection.

Edited November 25, 2022 by Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

What do you wish for?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Sorry! I wish for perfection.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted, you are now a Phyrexian and the thrall of Elesh Norn.

(MTG jokes)

I wish for people to get that joke.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. However, you no longer understand English and can only speak Chammoran. 

Better move to Guam.

I wish to want to work on my novel.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"Same," says the Nightwatcher, then softly cries into a pillow.

I wish for infinite wishes and no banes.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. However, though none of those wishes will have banes connected to them, they must be made over the body of a deer who was killed by a blown-up beach ball. One wish per deer.

I wish to live in the same town as all of my friends, super close together.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted, it's the Town Where Nothing Happened. Since that RP is well and truly dead, you can't do anything.

Better restart that RP.

I wish for my D&D campaign to actually make sense.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You are no longer able to communicate clearly with the people in your group in any way shape or form.

I wish for proper punctuation

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Your keyboard only outputs Japanese characters.

I wish for my own phone.

[Procrastination she/her]

Granted. It explodes when you get it. (Apparently it’s a known problem. And no, you cannot get a new one or even a refund. Sorry.)

I wish to change my boon and my bane to whatever I want, whenever I want.

 

(Haha new page)

Edited November 26, 2022 by Ookla the Fluffy

[Edema Rue she/her]

Granted. You don’t get a boon or a bane, so you can imagine them as anything.

I wish to be the antagonist in a really epic fantasy series. 

[S. Stormy she/her]

Granted. Your intelligence changes daily. You also suffer a horrible fate that shall not be spoken on this happy thread.

 

I wish for no negative consequences.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Granted. So many good things happen that you start to drown in the wealth of gold raining upon you. 

I wish for a funny Thaylen name. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, it's "A Funny Thaylen".

I wish for unlimited chouta.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. This chouta comes to you exactly a gallon a day, and if you don’t eat all of it, the remainder douses you.

I wish I could live in my fantasy world…

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. you drown in air, causing a magical war over your all-powerful author's blood.

I wish to have motivation.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. All you want to do is run off cliffs. You are very motivated.

I wish for swish.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Granted. Every time you move, it makes the sound “swish swish swish” REALLY loudly. (That’s probably not what you meant.) 

I wish for the patience to not murder everyone around me. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You now have the patience to watch grass grow, and you feel inclined toward doing just that.

I wish to never have to work.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You don't have to work; you still need to if you want to keep yourself fiscally afloat. For your bane, you see things with inverted colors.

I wish for POWER!!!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You can now cause mosquitos to drop dead on command. However, bees feel an irresistible urge to sting you.

I wish to be Insanity Clinic Haly.