Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[NameIess]

15 hours ago, Somebody from Sel said:

I wish for Shardic Inspiration.

Granted. Ruin gives you some inspiration, and a few spikes.

I wish that I could use hemalurgic spikes to give myself powers without damaging my soul.

Edited December 9, 2020 by Ookla the Unnamable

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Unnamable said:

Granted. Ruin gives you some inspiration, and a few spikes.

I wish that I could use hemalurgic spikes to give myself powers without damaging my soul.

The spikes no longer allow our to live even though they've pierced necessary bodily elements, you die.

I wish to be an Elim in the next SE game.

[NameIess]

Just now, Somebody from Sel said:

I wish to be an Elim in the next SE game.

Granted. You accidentally PM the wrong person and die D1.

 

I wish for one metric ton of gold to appear in my front yard.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Unnamable said:

Granted. You accidentally PM the wrong person and die D1.

 

I wish for one metric ton of gold to appear in my front yard.

Granted, it's fool's gold.

I wish to never be effected by a bane.

[NameIess]

10 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said:

I wish to never be effected by a bane.

Granted, here is my masque of the shadowlord. Or something like that. I forget the exact name, but basically it gives your banes to someone else, whose name I have forgotten. Your bane is that your boons will always be bad, and your banes good.

 

I wish for a time machine that allows me to observe evets in history, but not change them.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Granted. You are now blind.

 

I wish for a means (drug, injection, magic spell, minigame, whatever) to make my mind function at peak efficiency for 6 hours at a time.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, you can only use it five times before it kills you.

I wish for Chick-Fil-A.

Edited December 13, 2020 by Ookla the Grammatical

[Knight of Iron she/they]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Granted, you can only use it five times before it kills you.

I wish for Chik-fil-a.

You are transported to a Chick-Fil-A, but it's Sunday.

I wish for an orange bathrobe that grants me a virtual vision of the Diagram.

[Condensation she/her]

3 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said:

You are transported to a Chick-Fil-A, but it's Sunday.

I wish for an orange bathrobe that grants me a virtual vision of the Diagram.

Granted, your mind breaks.

I wish for another mini notebook.

[+JesterLavorre she/they]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Granted, your mind breaks.

I wish for another mini notebook.

Granted, but your handwriting becomes so large you can’t fit more than a word on a page.

I wish to be able to access the internet from anywhere, without a connection.

Edited December 13, 2020 by Ookla the Sprinkle

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Sprinkle said:

Granted, but your handwriting becomes so large you can’t fit more than a word on a page.

I wish to be able to access the internet from anywhere, without a connection.

Granted, but it's written in a language you do not know with an alphabet that seems like you could translate if you only tried just a bit harder.

I wish for another cat.

[Mat he/him]

Granted, but you've suddenly developed a terrible allergy to cats.

I wish for @DramaQueen to come back.

[Condensation she/her]

Sorry, no one can grant that but Queen herself. Instead, I'll give you half of the world to do with as you wish. Your bane is that your mortal enemy has the other half.

I wish... that I could purposefully forget books so I could go back and reread them without prior knowledge and then remember everything I forgot.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

21 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

I wish... that I could purposefully forget books so I could go back and reread them without prior knowledge and then remember everything I forgot.

Granted. However, you suddenly forget how to read.

I wish for a weapon that cannot be used to harm me.

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Brightness Warrior said:

Granted. However, you suddenly forget how to read.

I wish for a weapon that cannot be used to harm me.

Granted, but it can't be used to harm anything sentient.

I wish for the ability to draw however I want.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

I wish for the ability to draw however I want.

Granted. You now have an insatiable itch on the inside of your wrist.

I wish for a neverending bowl of food for my cats.

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Brightness Warrior said:

I wish for a neverending bowl of food for my cats.

Granted, they hate the food.

I wish for the ability to do any math quickly and easily.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

I wish for the ability to do any math quickly and easily.

Granted. You get a very fast, very easy-to-use calculator. The buttons are perpetually sticky.

I wish for a charging (micro-USB) cord of comfortable length that cannot be broken.

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, Brightness Warrior said:

I wish for a charging (micro-USB) cord of comfortable length that cannot be broken.

Granted. Your cats(you did say that you had cats, right? I've got 3) love to steal and play with it.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Your cats(you did say that you had cats, right? I've got 3) love to steal and play with it.

Yes, I have cats, and actually, I could totally live with that as a bane.

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Brightness Warrior said:

Yes, I have cats, and actually, I could totally live with that as a bane.

I wish that I could always smell like whatever I wanted to.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Granted. Everyone near you suddenly contracts a cold and becomes congested.

I wish for the ability to rework the English language to be more efficient (without disrupting society too much).

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. The other languages(all of them) are suddenly extremely confusing to understand, even for native speakers.

I wish for a really good book.

[+JesterLavorre she/they]

17 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Granted. The other languages(all of them) are suddenly extremely confusing to understand, even for native speakers.

I wish for a really good book.

Granted, but you are cursed to forever dislike the book, and wonder why everyone else says it’s so great. 

I wish I had the powers of a Truthwatcher.

[Condensation she/her]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Sprinkle said:

Granted, but you are cursed to forever dislike the book, and wonder why everyone else says it’s so great. 

I wish I had the powers of a Truthwatcher.

Granted. Your bane is that your spren is a jerk.

I wish for the person below me to have no bane.