Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, it tastes gross.

I wish that I could have hot chocolate for breakfast every day without bad consequences.

[Gak he/him]

granted, but you can't make hot chocolate yourself, someone has to do it for you.

 

i wish for a loyal, living, immortal rocket propelled penguin to ride.

see picture

 

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. You can't ride it or you'll be arrested by the police.

I wish for an awesome pair of glasses.

[Gak he/him]

what if i fly away from the police, after all, how are they going to catch me

also, granted, you get a really awesome pair of glasses, good thing too, because you are now very nearsighted.

i wish riding my penguin was legal.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted, it can now be legally used by people with four legs. 

I wish to get rid of this cold. 

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

1 hour ago, Eluvianii said:

I wish to get rid of this cold. 

Granted. You awaken 50 years later from a magically induced coma and find that the particular strain of the cold that you were suffering from has been completely eradicated due to major advances in genomics.

You also find that due to major advances in genomics humans can freely edit their chromosomes to achieve extreme designer hybridization to look like almost any combination of human/animal hybrid imaginable, and also that Neo-Neo-Classicism is all the rage. You faint when you see your doctor enter and tell you that he needs to give you another vaccination.

I wish I had shoes with soles made of flubber.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

1 hour ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Granted. You awaken 50 years later from a magically induced coma and find that the particular strain of the cold that you were suffering from has been completely eradicated due to major advances in genomics.

You also find that due to major advances in genomics humans can freely edit their chromosomes to achieve extreme designer hybridization to look like almost any combination of human/animal hybrid imaginable, and also that Neo-Neo-Classicism is all the rage. You faint when you see your doctor enter and tell you that he needs to give you another vaccination.

I wish I had shoes with soles made of flubber.

Granted but they are ten sizes to small

I wish have telekinesis

[Honorless he/him]

17 hours ago, gak said:

granted, you can control air, but you are now allergic to you favorite food

What? No, not air, water, earth, fire

Electromagnetic Force, Weak & Strong Nuclear Forces, Gravity

 

8 hours ago, Somebody from Sel said:

I wish have telekinesis

Granted! It's like you have one invisible, selectively intangible not-really-an-arm thing that does the trick for you. It can carry only what you could yourself carry, for as long as you yourself could carry it, if you yourself could balance the object(s) well enough to carry it (like say a very long pole would be difficult to pick up and carry).

Your bane is that you're expected to fight supervillains with this power. For minimum wage. And be under government watch because of having a superpower. And handle nosy reporters and people who spend way too much time on the internet speculating about superheroes. And you are expected to do PR campaigns like visiting schools, say "don't do drugs", give autographs, have your brand owned by the govt to sell your merch, which goes to the superhero program not you, you get minimum age, like I already mentioned. You have to be a model citizen & selfless because superheroes are paragons, if you're not then you're an individual with a potentially dangerous power who might use said power for selfish purposes.

Enjoy your new superpower and your new life!

 

I wish for the ability to materialize platinum from nothing

[Gak he/him]

first, sorry, i wasn't sure and went with the four elements because i watch to much avatar, in that case, electromagnetism, because mistborn

and also, Granted, you can materialize platinum from nothing, though only up to 5 pounds at a time, and your bane is that whenever you do you lose 2 random senses for 1 day and can't do it again until you get said senses back

i wish for one pair of socks that have been autographed by Dumbledore.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Uhh... Okay... Granted. They are also signed by Voldemort.

I wish for pancakes.

[Gak he/him]

*eyes tear up* my two heros, Thank You

granted, your bane is that alcatraz breaks them

i wish for his pancakes to be fixed because he is nice

[Condensation she/her]

2 hours ago, gak said:

*eyes tear up* my two heros, Thank You

granted, your bane is that alcatraz breaks them

i wish for his pancakes to be fixed because he is nice

Granted, they taste bad.

16 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Granted. You awaken 50 years later from a magically induced coma and find that the particular strain of the cold that you were suffering from has been completely eradicated due to major advances in genomics.

You also find that due to major advances in genomics humans can freely edit their chromosomes to achieve extreme designer hybridization to look like almost any combination of human/animal hybrid imaginable, and also that Neo-Neo-Classicism is all the rage. You faint when you see your doctor enter and tell you that he needs to give you another vaccination.

I wish I had shoes with soles made of flubber.

Flubber!!!

I wish that I could watch any movie I wanted to at any time without paying anything.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

1 hour ago, Condensation said:

Granted, they taste bad.

Flubber!!!

I wish that I could watch any movie I wanted to at any time without paying anything.

Granted.

You can no longer see anything but movies...

I wish for a soul.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

granted, you now have a soul that was torn out of the bloody mangled body of someone you loved.

I wish for the person two posts below me to have 8 banes.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, but they don't actually have to accept the banes.

I wish that I could make my post and content count equal.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

granted, you have no posts or content.

wish for a pet.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. It's a... demodex!

I wish to meet all of the Sharders.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

6 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Granted. It's a... demodex!

I wish to meet all of the Sharders.

I was supposed to have 8 banes...

granted, you stop being a shard yourself.

I wish for no school ever.

[Condensation she/her]

Trust me, having a demodex for a pet is enough for so many banes.

Granted, instead you go to work 12/7.

I wish that I could be ready for my 4,000th post.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Just now, Condensation said:

Trust me, having a demodex for a pet is enough for so many banes.

in that case, I decline the bane.

granted, you never get a 4,000th post.

I wish for world peace

[Condensation she/her]

3 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

in that case, I decline the bane.

granted, you never get a 4,000th post.

I wish for world peace

Granted, it lasts for a second.

I wish for a unicorn.

[Gak he/him]

granted, its an allomancer who wants to kill you

 

i wish for a brick wall

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, it's halfway across the world.

I wish for an awesome Shardbuddy!

[Gak he/him]

granted, but its me

mwahahahaha
so i guess, not awesome

i wish for 5 banes involving animals

[Condensation she/her]

3 minutes ago, gak said:

granted, but its me

mwahahahaha
so i guess, not awesome

i wish for 5 banes involving animals

What are you talking about? I'm sure you're awesome. Also, is that an application for the position of Condensation's Shardbuddy?

Granted, they are that animals hate you, you've been gored by a rhino, a kitten scratched you, you have a bird living on your head, and you can't eat animals anymore.

I wish that I could eat some chocolate chips.