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1 minute ago, Eluvianii said:

Granted. You have a slight and not too bad allergic reaction to it. (a small bane for a small boon) 

I wish to be able to see ghosts. 

Granted you can now see dead people. Your psychiatrist is also invisible to every one but you. :ph34r:

I wish for a cool super hero outfit.

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It is an outfit of a cool superhero, but the outfit itself is very not cool.

I wish for a shardblade

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8 hours ago, Chasmgoat said:

I wish for a shardblade

You'll have to kill your best friend to get it.

 

I wish I don't have to go to school.

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Granted, it is filled with gallium. (gallium and aluminum don't combine very well)

I wish for a burrito 

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On 10/1/2020 at 6:09 AM, Chasmgoat said:

I wish for a burrito 

Granted, it is in fact the Awakened Burrito that plays the role of Aaron Burrito in the musical that is taking Hallendren by storm, Spamilton.

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Your bane (or is it your true boon) is that you need to check out the full details of Spamilton the musical:

I wish that turtle necks were back in style.

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Granted, one Brave Little Pterodactyl coming up! Wait... that joke doesn't work on a computer.

Anyway, I wish for an A on my history midterm. 

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Granted, Social studieas, Math, Anglish, Sciance.

I wish for a plant that I cant kill. 

 

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Granted. You get 2 banes. The first is you now see everything on the color spectrum inverted. (ie: white is black) The second is that you can't seem to find your car keys no matter how hard you look. But other people can find them just fine.

I wish for a calvin and hobbes book.

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Granted. Everyone has different tastes and because it's impossible to please everyone you can no longer make cheescake. But you can write a best selling cook book about what you know of cheesecakes (You still got the knowledge) and you make millions selling cheesecake recipes. 

I wish for a pokeball with a random pokemon in it.

 

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Granted, but the pokemon dies due to the inhumane conditions inside pokeballs.

I wish for a fish friend.

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Granted, your math teacher gives you double the homework you were getting from your ELA teacher.

I wish that I could be on the Shard 24/7.

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granted. When you look at a clock, you will always see a random time that is within 15 min of the actual time, but never the actual time.

I wish for a safe, friendly pet snek

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On 10/10/2020 at 4:08 AM, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

I wish I didn't have to read "My Antonia" for ELA. It's boring. 

Granted, now you have to read Victorian era bodice ripper romance novels instead

I wish for control over any of the four fundamental forces

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granted, you can control air, but you are now allergic to you favorite food

 

hmm, whats a smart wish with no possible downsides, I've got it!

i wish for 300 pounds of cotton candy

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