Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Mat he/him]

I said untainted!  

Granted. It has rabies.

I wish I didn't keep having to go between the forum game threads and the Boys. Not ONLY boys, but... Boys thread over and over but still talk in both.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. The next thread you post in will be the only one you can see from now on, that way you don't have to make the trip, but whatever you say in the one you choose is posted in both (all of them).

I wish for a tiramisu.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. I have no idea what that is, but it sounds like something that can run away, so it runs away.

I wish I knew everything.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, Condensation said:

Granted. I have no idea what that is, but it sounds like something that can run away, so it runs away.

I wish I knew everything.

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A tiramisu is a dessert...

Granted, your mind explodes and implodes and every other kind of 'plodes.

I wish for a baby chipmunk.

[Condensation she/her]

Well, your dessert just ran away.

Granted, it runs away.

I wish for a tail.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, Condensation said:

Well, your dessert just ran away.

Granted, it runs away.

I wish for a tail.

Granted, it runs away.

I wish for something that won't run away.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, you have a math textbook. You have to complete all of the problems to read other books.

I wish for my future husband to wear a bow tie.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted.

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(sorry. I had to make the reference)

I wish for more free time during my day.

[Mat he/him]

You have been granted exactly five more seconds of free time. And used it reading this post.

I wish for a bonsai.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. If you ever had a green thumb, it's gone, and your bonsai dies.

1 hour ago, Eluvianii said:

Granted.

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(sorry. I had to make the reference)

I wish for more free time during my day.

THANK YOU

I wish for a fez.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Take your pick

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Bane is, the owner will get irrationally angry at you for taking his fez and kidnap you on a journey 

I wish the power to control where people are looking so I can make them look away when I walk by so they can't see me. (hey, I just created a useless superpower)

[Condensation she/her]

1 hour ago, Eluvianii said:

Take your pick

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Bane is, the owner will get irrationally angry at you for taking his fez and kidnap you on a journey 

I wish the power to control where people are looking so I can make them look away when I walk by so they can't see me. (hey, I just created a useless superpower)

# 11, please!

Granted. However, when you are affecting them with your power, they have super hearing and will probably hear you. You're also missing a 'for'.

I wish to marry The Doctor #11.

[Channelknight Fadran]

9 hours ago, Condensation said:

# 11, please!

Granted. However, when you are affecting them with your power, they have super hearing and will probably hear you. You're also missing a 'for'.

I wish to marry The Doctor #11.

Granted, but now Queen may never marry Spook.

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I wish that people would post in the Mishmash Inn.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

5 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Granted, but now Queen may never marry Spook.

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I wish that people would post in the Mishmash Inn.

HOW DARE YOU?????

Granted, but it's not me. Never again, because you made it impossible for me to marry my soulmate.

I wish to marry Spook. (Yes, I'm undoing Connie's bane.)

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. You now have to go through the legal process that comes with messing with another's wish/bane.

I wish my room didn't look as if a tornado had passed.

[Experience he/him]

Ok, it's clean now. Oh wait! A train just came through. 

I wish for a wish.

[Channelknight Fadran]

11 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

HOW DARE YOU?????

Granted, but it's not me. Never again, because you made it impossible for me to marry my soulmate.

I wish to marry Spook. (Yes, I'm undoing Connie's bane.)

I should feel very badly about myself. I will cry now.

1 minute ago, Experience said:

Ok, it's clean now. Oh wait! A train just came through. 

I wish for a wish.

Granted.

I wish for forgiveness.

[Mat he/him]

Granted. No curse necessary.

I wish for a Truthfinder's Lens. 

[Enter a username]

Granted, but it fires backwards. Don't ask me how that works.

I wish for the ability to voluntarily remove people's banes from existence.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted, but it comes with an uncontrollable urge to not remove people's banes from existence. 

I wish to be an earthworm for a day because every experience is a good experience. 

Edited August 26, 2020 by Eluvianii

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but you happen to be born right in the middle of an earthworm revolution. As if birds, fishermen, and hot days weren’t enough to worry about, now you have to fight against the tyrannical rule of the nightcrawlers.

I wish to never be tired again.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. You will sleep forever!

I wish to never have to sleep again.

[ElectrumSavant he/him]

Granted. You are now unable to sleep.

I wish for the Aztlanian to come out.

[Chinkoln he/him]

5 minutes ago, ElectrumSavant said:

Granted. You are now unable to sleep.

I wish for the Aztlanian to come out.

Granted, you are now unable to read

I wish for everyone to come to play Imperial Nomic and to post that I referred you to the game.

[Kings_way he/they]

Granted. (At least, I will)

I wish for someone to visit my library

Spoiler

Come to the Library of the Alleyverse!

Our library has:

Endless knowledge

Fun traps Obstacles

Soul stealing undead Helpful Librarians!