People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley

[Voidus]

All kinds of science.

[Hydra he/him]

Judging by your answer, I'd say you are the first picture kind of science.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

1 hour ago, Hydra said:

Judging by your answer, I'd say you are the first picture kind of science.

I should think "all" denotes that both categories apply...

[Voidus]

2 hours ago, Drake Marshall said:

I should think "all" denotes that both categories apply...

Indeed.
Sometimes we just throw metallic spikes at something and see what happens, sometimes we spend a few years doing things methodically looking for a specific way to spike something.
As long as it's science then we're not fussed what methodology you employ.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Well Denizens, this may be a bit different from my usual research, but i would like to announce that I am about to undertake a long term study on the effects of matrimony on the scientific mind. It's an ambitious undertaking, but I'm confident my research partner and I are up to the task. I plan to continues this study beyond the collapse of the multiverse, so I'll have to juggle my other research projects along sided it, but I'm sure the results will be worthwhile. 

Here's to Science and the most admirable Alleymates a Denizen could produce from illicitly procured genetic samples! Cheers lads 

[Voidus]

Congratulations FB!
I'll have to go and source another set of conjoined spikes. 

[+Ark1002]

Can I join? Do you like Mraize? (if so, never mind, he wants to kill me)

[Voidus]

2 hours ago, Ark1002 said:

Can I join? Do you like Mraize? (if so, never mind, he wants to kill me)

Don't take it personally, he wants to kill most people I think.

[+Ark1002]

Yeah, probably true... but i insulted him....

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

RIP @Ark1002

[+Ark1002]

Yes, probably. But can I join the Dark Alley??? All the guilds I've asked have rejected me. Not sure why, I mean, I'm a totally awesome person...

[BitBitio he/him]

No. You cannot join the DA. You are destined to roam forever, guildless and tiring. Unless you start your own guild.

 

 

Juuuuuuuussssssst kidding! I have no say in this. *Backs away*

[I think I am here. he/him]

On 21 June 2018 at 5:55 AM, Voidus said:

Sometimes we just throw metallic spikes at something and see what happens

Now I can't get the image of you guys playing dartboard with spikes on a gagged human test subject out of my head.

5 hours ago, Ark1002 said:

Yes, probably. But can I join the Dark Alley??? All the guilds I've asked have rejected me. Not sure why, I mean, I'm a totally awesome person...

I'm sure you are. But we're coming...

[Voidus]

5 hours ago, Ark1002 said:

Yes, probably. But can I join the Dark Alley??? All the guilds I've asked have rejected me. Not sure why, I mean, I'm a totally awesome person...

Not really the most exciting of justifications, you can always make your own guild if your goal is just to be in one of them.
 

8 minutes ago, I think I am here. said:

Now I can't get the image of you guys playing dartboard with spikes on a gagged human test subject out of my head.

I'm sure you are. But we're coming...

Why would we gag them? That's just cruel.

[I think I am here. he/him]

11 minutes ago, Voidus said:

Why would we gag them? That's just cruel.

So they don't scream too loudly?

[Voidus]

Just now, I think I am here. said:

So they don't scream too loudly?

But what if they want to scream? Then again, it does seem to draw the Eldritch abominations when we let people do that.
You might have a good plan there.

[I think I am here. he/him]

8 minutes ago, Voidus said:

But what if they want to scream? Then again, it does seem to draw the Eldritch abominations when we let people do that.
You might have a good plan there.

Yeah, those darned Eldritch Abominations. Speaking of them, have you ever tried to spike them?

Well, it's not really a good plan unless it's used. So why don't you use it on @Ark1002? It would save the Ghostbloods the hassle. 

[Voidus]

1 minute ago, I think I am here. said:

Yeah, those darned Eldritch Abominations. Speaking of them, have you ever tried to spike them?

Well, it's not really a good plan unless it's used. So why don't you use it on @Ark1002? It would save the Ghostbloods the hassle. 

It doesn't tend to end well. That's all I'm willing to say on that subject.

I'd never dream of poaching on someone else's contract.
(I might do it, but I definitely won't dream of it.)

[I think I am here. he/him]

9 minutes ago, Voidus said:

It doesn't tend to end well. That's all I'm willing to say on that subject.

I'd never dream of poaching on someone else's contract.
(I might do it, but I definitely won't dream of it.)

Oddly enough, and I say this with absolute truth, we don't actually have a contract on Ark yet. It's on our to-do list next to laundry.

Edited July 3, 2018 by I think I am here.

[+Ark1002]

huh.... I just found this conversation.... umm.... anyways, CAN I JOIN KNOW!!!! What do I have to do to get in? Mraize wants to kill me, and you guys are supposedly at war against the GB's, so can I join?

Edited July 3, 2018 by Ark1002

[Fatebreaker he/him]

On 6/22/2018 at 6:16 PM, Voidus said:

Congratulations FB!
I'll have to go and source another set of conjoined spikes. 

Thanks mate, you've been an admirable colleague and invaluable research partner. May our discoveries never cease! From the penultimate senior Denizen to the Ultimately Senior Denizen, I salute you. 

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

I don't have any Spikes cookies, and I have a limited knowledge of Hemalurgy cooking, but I can turn common objects into nightmares without any form of investiture! (or the One power, for that matter...)

[Needtoknow he/him]

Sez recruited me in my newbieness.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

@Ark1002 offer a cookie to someone isn’t eh intro threads and you are in bud. 

[Kidpen he/him]

29 minutes ago, MacThorstenson said:

@Ark1002 offer a cookie to someone is in the intro threads and you are in bud. 

Translated for you Ark