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[Immortal Platypus]

2 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said:

yes as in two degrees cold

then say that. and that doesn't even make grammatical sense.

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

nope I refuse also @Monk of Dakhor I summon you

[Immortal Platypus]

Why? What role do you want him to play? Defense attorney?

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

well idk but hes at least reasonable

[Edema Rue she/her]

I believe we already have a defense attorney. He (@Monk of Dakhor) is a witch though, and perhaps ought to be charged with assisting the enemy?

Edited March 24, 2023 by Aes Sedai

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

Just now, Aes Sedai said:

I believe we already have a defense attorney. He is a witch though, and perhaps ought to be charged with assisting the enemy?

wait cheese mans a witch or im a witch and hes in trouble?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

I'm confused.

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

me too honestly

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

1 hour ago, Being of Cacophony said:

As we all know, (it's common knowledge really), there can only be one witch in each school. So if it's him, I physically cannot be a witch

ah but as you see @Monk of Dakhor is in our school therefor breaking your own rules witch hu sounds an awful lot like something a witch would do

[Edema Rue she/her]

I made no such rules. 

(funny story, Noodles and Cacophony and me are all right next to each other right now, I'm not entirely sure why we're doing this instead of just beating him up)

[Immortal Platypus]

12 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said:

me too honestly

7 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said:

ah but as you see @Monk of Dakhor is in our school therefor breaking your own rules witch hu sounds an awful lot like something a witch would do

ONLY A WITCH WOULD  DOUBLE POST IN A THREAD ABOUT HUNTING WITCHES!!! THE ARROGANCE!!!!!!!!! JURY, IT WOULD BE REALLY NICE IF YOU PEOPLE COULD ASSEMBLE, IT WOULD MAKE THIS EASIER!

And @Aes Sedai was wrong about Monk of Dakhor. He's not a witch, he's a warlock.

5 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

I made no such rules. 

(funny story, Noodles and Cacophony and me are all right next to each other right now, I'm not entirely sure why we're doing this instead of just beating him up)

That's a good question.

Edited March 24, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

 JURY, IT WOULD BE REALLY NICE IF YOU PEOPLE COULD ASSEMBLE, IT WOULD MAKE THIS EASIER!

Who all is in the jury again?

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

ONLY A WITCH WOULD  DOUBLE POST IN A THREAD ABOUT HUNTING WITCHES!!! THE ARROGANCE!!!!!!!!! JURY, IT WOULD BE REALLY NICE IF YOU PEOPLE COULD ASSEMBLE, IT WOULD MAKE THIS EASIER!

On 3/17/2023 at 9:54 AM, Being of Cacophony said:

that's incredible and I forgive you for making me lose the Game

 

On 3/21/2023 at 11:13 AM, Being of Cacophony said:

@The Wandering Wizard, @The Bookwyrm, @Aes Sedai, @Shallan Stormblessed, @The last Fae in the Woods, @Telrao, @Sequence, @xinoehp512, @Nameless*, @AltonicKeys, @EmulatonStromenkiin, @Wits instant noodles, @Monk of Dakhor, @solarcat, @Wittles of Shinovar, @TheAlpha929, @Tani, @DramaQueen, @Channelknight Fadran, @Cinnamon

I'm bored. Do you people want to have fun here? I lost recently and definitely didn't say it in a post  you'll never know where it is! 

here's were you double posted cause apparently that's evidence of a witch

6 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

(funny story, Noodles and Cacophony and me are all right next to each other right now, I'm not entirely sure why we're doing this instead of just beating him up)

cause i could take you both

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

Who all is in the jury again?

uh, a lot of people and at least two live in Australia so... I have no idea if we'll actually all get together at all.  

Edited March 24, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Mm... maybe the not jury people should present evidence and then the jury people can make a PM or something where they can deliberate in private without outside influence.

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said:

cause i could take you both

Wanna bet?

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

Just now, Aes Sedai said:

Wanna bet?

bet yes yes 100 times yes

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

Mm... maybe the not jury people should present evidence and then the jury people can make a PM or something where they can deliberate in private without outside influence.

that's a good idea! You people should do that. Although maybe you should include the judge, just in case of infighting. I promise not to post in it to try to persuade you if I'm included. And the jury should have a spokesperson. I nominate @The Bookwyrm, @InfiniteInsanity, or @The Wandering Wizard for the spokesperson to convey the verdict to the people on our thread. Still assuming Bookwyrm will be part of the jury  

1 hour ago, Wits instant noodles said:

here's were you double posted cause apparently that's evidence of a witch

first off, that's from The Game and its Losers. Second, in the forum policies thread, if found that if a significant amount of time had past, it was ok. (The posts you quoted were four days apart.) And also, that thread has a very different purpose than this one, and its purpose is not to hunt a witch. You'll notice I specified that it only matters for proof of being a witch if it's in a witch hunt thread, which The Game and its Losers is not.

1 hour ago, Wits instant noodles said:

cause i could take you both

Okay @Aes Sedai, bring your dagger to school on Monday, I'll bring a couple of my pocketknives, and we can jump him after school. He won't stand a chance.

Edited March 24, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Wait, I'm confused, what the heck is happening?

[Immortal Platypus]

11 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Wait, I'm confused, what the heck is happening?

WITCH HUNT!!!!!!!

Do you want to be part of the jury?

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Good people of the court!

Please, this is the 21st century. Be civil.

I, on behalf of my client, do accept this role of defense attorney and will truly and faithfully represent @Wits instant noodles. I will speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me ADONALSIUM!!

*ahem*

If the defendant will join me, we will discuss his position.

[Monk of Dakhor]

1 hour ago, cheeseman said:

Good people of the court!

Please, this is the 21st century. Be civil.

I, on behalf of my client, do accept this role of defense attorney and will truly and faithfully represent @Wits instant noodles. I will speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me ADONALSIUM!!

*ahem*

If the defendant will join me, we will discuss his position.

 

4 hours ago, Wits instant noodles said:

nope I refuse also @Monk of Dakhor I summon you

well darn you instant noodles, now me and cheeseman have to duke it out to see who can be the defense attorney

Edited March 24, 2023 by Monk of Dakhor

[Monk of Dakhor]

actually never mind I want to screw you over, what can I do @Aes Sedai to mess up wits instant noodles

[Telrao she/her]

*walks into Court room*

*settles into chair and pulls out a bunch of muffins*

Well, this is going to be entertaining.

[Cinnamon]

*is just sitting in the corner innocently sipping tea and observing the proceedings*