Wits instant noodles Posted March 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 6 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: my power remains greater. hold on a second that makes you a witch too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 6 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said: powers no, I only have one power. You claimed to have multiple. My only power is my Investiture (and also how amazing I am, but that's normal). Therefore, I'm not a witch, I'm a Shard. You are a witch pretending to be a Shard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wits instant noodles Posted March 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 whats my multiple powers? I dont remember saying that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 What even is this thread anymore- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Witch hunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 18 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said: whats my multiple powers? I dont remember saying that. dude. I literally quoted you saying powers plural. You can follow the quote if you want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 If @Wits instant noodles is a witch, and therefore made of wood, he should weigh the same as a duck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 Hehehe he absolutely weighs the same as a duck. … Your mother was a hamster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 and your father smelled of elderberries! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 Hmm… Your mother was an aardvark Spoiler If you get that reference please come stalk me and be my friend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 his familiar is probably a mosquito. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 What the storms is this thread As of current, tiny insects are trying to enter my computer yay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 Y-yay? It's still a witch hunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 which tiny insects? centaurs? and we're still trying to accuse Noodles of witchcraft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wits instant noodles Posted March 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 (edited) I'm not a witch I'm an all powerful bowl of ramen noodles who weighs much more than a duck Edited March 22, 2023 by Wits instant noodles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 you're lying. Ramen doesn't have intent or Connection to the Cognitive or Spiritual realm, thus even if you are telling the truth, my power is vastly superior to yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 Guys guys guys, calm calm calm! Everyone knows that ramen itself has nothing to do with witches. Ramen flavoring on the other hand... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wits instant noodles Posted March 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 Spoiler /u/brnbrn1996 (paraphrased) Is it possible for a sentient bit of Investiture to pick up a Shard? Like a spren or Nightblood? Brandon Sanderson (paraphrased) It would be possible yes, well, for a spren or a seon for example, it would. Nightblood could theoretically but it would be difficult for various reasons. /u/brnbrn1996 (paraphrased) Right, because he has no hands. Brandon Sanderson (paraphrased) *graciously chuckles at my dumb joke* /u/brnbrn1996 (paraphrased) Would they have to be embodied to be able to actually use it effectively, or would they have the same limitations as Kelsier did when he was a cognitive shadow ? Brandon Sanderson (paraphrased) They would have the same limitations yes, but there are ways around that. /u/brnbrn1996 (paraphrased) Right, like Ishar is working on. Brandon Sanderson (paraphrased) Right. Miscellaneous 2022 (Nov. 11, 2022) this here says night blood could become a shard therefore if I were ramen invested to the point of sentience then I would be able to. 3 minutes ago, Sequence said: Guys guys guys, calm calm calm! Everyone knows that ramen itself has nothing to do with witches. Ramen flavoring on the other hand... no no no no no NO!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 34 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said: this here says night blood could become a shard therefore if I were ramen invested to the point of sentience then I would be able to. even if you were, my power would be greater, per that WOB. and it would also be hard for you to do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wits instant noodles Posted March 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 true but not impossible therefore not a witch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 still a witch, you claimed to have multiple powers. and if you weren't a witch, I'd just use my full Shardic powers to crush you. You're using your witchcraft to bolster your Shardic powers. Also, you're not a sentient bowl of ramen, you're a centaur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wits instant noodles Posted March 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 pft i think I would know if I were half horse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 you are an insect centaur. notice how he didn't deny it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wits instant noodles Posted March 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 wait does this refer to like half fly half human or just the fact the centaurs have 6 limbs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 he pretends to be ignorant, but doesn't defend himself! He's obviously a centaur! @Frustration, you and your kind need to train better. I assume this is one of the children, unused to outside life? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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