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[Telrao she/her]

INSECT CENTAURS! *screaming*

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

1 hour ago, Telrao said:

screaming

screams as well cause its fun

[Immortal Platypus]

he thinks screaming is good! Burn him at the stake!!! *incoherent screaming*

[Edema Rue she/her]

*burns him at stake*

[Immortal Platypus]

*burns him at steak*

*eats stake with steak*

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

*watches in confusion wondering whos getting burned instead of him*

[Edema Rue she/her]

*eats Noodles*

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

2 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

*eats Noodles*

how dare you eat noodles at me

[Edema Rue she/her]

Actually, I ate Noodles, personified, meaning you.

...

Having a conversation with food is always an interesting experience.

Edited March 21, 2023 by Aes Sedai

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Aes Sedai said:

Actually, I ate Noodles, personified, meaning you. \

...

Having a conversation with food is always an interesting experience.

Did your supper sing?

[Edema Rue she/her]

If only. Instead, it chose to quote Hamlet.

Spoiler

 

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

4 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

Actually, I ate Noodles, personified, meaning you. \

 

see the thing about being all powerful sentient noodles is that its impossible to eat so

[Edema Rue she/her]

OOOOOORRRRR I could eat you anyway you just wouldn't die.

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

1 minute ago, Aes Sedai said:

OOOOOORRRRR I could eat you anyway you just wouldn't die.

or just don't cause getting eaten hurts

[Edema Rue she/her]

That's the point, isn't it?

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

1 minute ago, Aes Sedai said:

That's the point, isn't it?

no because Im not a witch 

[Edema Rue she/her]

Yes you are.

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

2 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

Yes you are.

nope not at all 

[Immortal Platypus]

yes. you are. End of discussion. We win. And I'll help you eat Noodles. And if we destroy all the Ramen in the universe, he'll be powerless!

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

no no no see ramen is an all powerful source and can not be defeated so easily.

[Immortal Platypus]

but... I already destroyed all of your power. Besides, I too am a Shard and you can't stop me from doing what I did.

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

ahh you see but as long as there are college kids everywhere with the need of top ramen then my power remains strong.

[Immortal Platypus]

but... As long as plot exists and remains cool, my power remains great. so as you see, I am superior, because I am powered by plot itself.

Edited March 24, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

but you see im just superior so my powers better

[Immortal Platypus]

exactly what a witch would say! That your powers are better! He is a witch!

@Aes Sedai, we need to get him!