The Moon Pie Initiative (MPI)

[Cash67]

Just now, Lord Gregorio said:

 "You can't be suggesting we turn Earth to a pie! Unless we move our works to the Cosmere afterward."

If we do turn a celestial object into a pie, the moon needs to be our first prioirity

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

4 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

“I have a rather large forge and several hemalurgic spikes.”

"Might I... borrow some of those spikes? Though I might not return them. So it's more taking indefinitely than borrowing."

Just now, Cash67 said:

If we do turn a celestial object into a pie, the moon needs to be our first prioirity

"We could turn one of the moons around Saturn into a pie. It has a lot; it probably won't miss one. Right?"

[Cash67]

Just now, SymphonianBookworm said:

"We could turn one of the moons around Saturn into a pie. It has a lot; it probably won't miss one. Right?"

We could.... I think we need to start with our moon though. It might do wonders for recruitment. 

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Just now, SymphonianBookworm said:

"Might I... borrow some of those spikes? Though I might not return them. So it's more taking indefinitely than borrowing."

"We could turn one of the moons around Saturn into a pie. It has a lot; it probably won't miss one. Right?"

"I have a strange feeling Symphonian has a different plan for those spikes than pies...."

"Also, stay focused! One moon at a time. We can't afford to get ahead of ourselves."

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

1 minute ago, Lord Gregorio said:

"I have a strange feeling Symphonian has a different plan for those spikes than pies...."

"Also, stay focused! One moon at a time. We can't afford to get ahead of ourselves."

*blinks innocently* "Whatever do you mean by that?"

"Okay, that's fair. I have no idea what it'd do to our gravity when we turn the moon into a pie, but... I'm too curious to not."

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You guys can call me Symph since it's shorter.

 

[Cash67]

3 minutes ago, Lord Gregorio said:

"I have a strange feeling Symphonian has a different plan for those spikes than pies...."

"Also, stay focused! One moon at a time. We can't afford to get ahead of ourselves."

"Agreed on both accounts. Hey Symphonian, talk to Aes Sedai and see if y'all can start the Hemalurgic division of our military"

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

2 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

*blinks innocently* "Whatever do you mean by that?"

"Okay, that's fair. I have no idea what it'd do to our gravity when we turn the moon into a pie, but... I'm too curious to not."

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You guys can call me Symph since it's shorter.

 

"It will have to be an incredibly strong pie. We may need a back-up plan to move to another planet or universe if this ends...less than well."

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Noted.

 

Edited February 22, 2023 by Lord Gregorio

[Cash67]

" @Witless of Shinovar we have enough power and materials to take the moon, I grant you full authorization to bake at will"

[S. Stormy she/her]

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Holy cow, you guys! This was posted nine hours ago and you already have 107 posts! May I request a summary of what has happened thus far? 

Yes, I may. What has happened thus far?

 

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Just now, Cash67 said:

"Agreed on both accounts. Hey Symphonian, talk to Aes Sedai and see if y'all can start the Hemalurgic division of our military"

"Great!" *looks at @Aes Sedai* "Are you up for some hemalurgic baked goods, and possible just some hemalurgy in general?"

 

Just now, Lord Gregorio said:

"It will have to be an incredibly strong pie. We may need a back-up plan to move to another planet or universe if this ends...less than well."

"Then it must be made of apples. Apples are strong. Or we could make it of something weak, so if it falls on the Earth it won't kill everyone! Wait. This could solve world hunger-"

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"We may need to recruit @The Bookwyrm for the calculations."

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

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@Shallan Stormblessed We are going to turn the moon into a pie. Also some buildings. We've recruited many. Care to join our cause?

 

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

1 minute ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Holy cow, you guys! This was posted nine hours ago and you already have 107 posts! May I request a summary of what has happened thus far? 

Yes, I may. What has happened thus far?

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Okay, so we've established this is a bit of a role-play. We want baked goods to dominate the world. We all have various positions in order to do so. Right now we're trying to turn buildings into pies, but also debating whether we could turn the moon into a pie. Also, there is some slight dabbling in hemalurgy.

 

[Cash67]

2 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

 

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We are the Moon Pie Initiative, and our goal is to turn the moon into a pie. We have found all of the materials to do so, we only await our general to give us the word to attack

" @Shallan Stormblessed we always have room for more in our ranks if you wish to join"

Edited February 22, 2023 by Cash67

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

*Rubs hands in anticipation of first attack on...

"Wait. Are we beginning with the moon, or with Congress?"

[Cash67]

Just now, Lord Gregorio said:

*Rubs hands in anticipation of first attack on...

"Wait. Are we beginning with the moon, or with Congress?"

"I believe our best option is the moon since we have our ultimate weapon. If we can use the card from earth then this will work wonders"

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Just now, Cash67 said:

"I believe our best option is the moon since we have our ultimate weapon. If we can use the card from earth then this will work wonders"

"Good plan."

*rubs chin in further consideration of 'certain' side affects, then shrugs.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

"Let's do it! Who has the Big Red Button?"

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I'm going to bed. Good night!

 

[Cash67]

3 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

"Let's do it! Who has the Big Red Button?"

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I'm going to bed. Good night!

 

“Witless is leading the assault on the moon. At his command, Aes Sedai and Nerdy will get you where you need to be and then give you the card/button”

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I’m also going to bed. Good night!!

 

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

"I will watch with anticipation"

Spoiler

I am not be going to bed, but I will be soon. Farewell

 

Edited February 22, 2023 by Lord Gregorio

[Telrao she/her]

*rubs hands* "All righty, peeps, I'm back." *holds up a box of spiked cookies* "I've got some spikes. Had to smuggle them through customs. It seems as though everything is in control here."

*places box on counter* "I've infiltrated NASA, and they have - thus far - been unaware of our mission. They do have a conspicuous amount of projector equipment, though." 

[Wittles he/him]

Spoiler

Wow, this really blew up while I was gone. Awesome!

"We are ready for phase one of our mission. We bake the SCOTUS now!"

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Can I be the jazz player here

[Edema Rue she/her]

11 hours ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

"Great!" *looks at @Aes Sedai* "Are you up for some hemalurgic baked goods, and possible just some hemalurgy in general?"

“Yeah, sure, whatever.” *rolls eyes and pulls out a large bag that clinks suspiciously.* “If these don’t fulfill your needs, I have others as well.”

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Ok wait so do we need to move this to role-playing?

 

[Cash67]

9 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

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Wow, this really blew up while I was gone. Awesome!

"We are ready for phase one of our mission. We bake the SCOTUS now!"

Are we using the card on SCOTUS or the moon?

2 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Can I be the jazz player here

Jazz is always welcome, I offer you the title of Master of Ceremonies, responsible for keeping morale up, recruiting, and all kinds of big band and jazz music. Do you accept?

Edited February 22, 2023 by Cash67