The Moon Pie Initiative (MPI)

[Cash67]

The Ayes have it! Mission statement will be updated shortly. 
 

Additionally, our High General has declared his target to be baking the government pie. Alternatively, our Vice President has suggested baking SpaceX so that we focus on funding rather than manpower. However this is @Witless of Shinovar’s decision. 
 

High General, your forces await your orders 

[Wittles he/him]

that is a good plan. If we need extra funds we'll do that, but it will be very helpful to take over the government. pesky laws getting in our way and such.

We will begin with baking the supreme court pie

Edited February 22, 2023 by Witless of Shinovar

[Edema Rue she/her]

What the fridge have I gotten into

I shall assist said general!

[Wittles he/him]

If you have a degree in law, or lying, you can infiltrate and help us take it over

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, Aes Sedai said:

What the fridge have I gotten into

I shall assist said general!

You're in charge of Special Forces! Got any special units we can use? 

[Cash67]

5 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

What the fridge have I gotten into

I shall assist said general!

Particularly units that excel in spreading a crust over the Supreme Court building

[Telrao she/her]

1 minute ago, Cash67 said:

Particularly units that excel in spreading a crust over the Supreme Court building

Should we also bake the Pentagon after the White House? It could give us insight into better interplanetary bakes!

[Wittles he/him]

Just now, Telrao said:

Should we also bake the Pentagon after the White House? It could give us insight into better interplanetary bakes!

Oh yes! The CIA and whatnot would be great for things.That shall be our target after the supreme court

Edited February 22, 2023 by Witless of Shinovar

[Cash67]

In addition once we have baked the Supreme Court we can declare the baking of governmental buildings to be constitutional, clearing the path for us quite easily 

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, Cash67 said:

In addition once we have baked the Supreme Court we can declare the baking of governmental buildings to be constitutional, clearing the path for us quite easily 

Hol' up - will you become the new President? And will we retain a democratic electing system, or shift it into a delicious dictatorship?

[Wittles he/him]

We should be puppet masters running the government, that way we don't have to be caught up in global politics directly. We'll bake the world eventually though

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Let's not kill Elon Musk. Killing someone may make us a target for governments. NASA however. Hmm. We could take them from the inside. HMMMM. That's a predicament.

[Wittles he/him]

I suggest we not kill Elon, but first, drug him, then put him in a simulation. then when we take him out of it, he can confirm his simulation theory. This would most likely lead to him being discredited, which would then leave someone to take over. That's when our plant who has risen to vice president of SpaceX to take over the company to do our bidding

Edited February 22, 2023 by Witless of Shinovar

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, Lord Gregorio said:

Let's not kill Elon Musk. Killing someone may make us a target for governments. NASA however. Hmm. We could take them from the inside. HMMMM. That's a predicament.

How about we replace him with a cake? If we don't kill him, he could escape and use his clout to shut us down.

We need funds, companions.

My great-grandmother worked in NASA. So conceivably, I could use family ties to infiltrate and ascend to the top. The problem with that is time. Are we willing to wait a decade, or do we want a revolution?

[Wittles he/him]

1 minute ago, Telrao said:

How about we replace him with a cake? If we don't kill him, he could escape and use his clout to shut us down.

We need funds, companions.

My great-grandmother worked in NASA. So conceivably, I could use family ties to infiltrate and ascend to the top. The problem with that is time. Are we willing to wait a decade, or do we want a revolution?

We are a shadow organization, bent on making celestial objects into pies. We can afford to wait

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

9 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

We are a shadow organization, bent on making celestial objects into pies. We can afford to wait

Agreed. We must be careful with our choices, however. And we don't want to take too long. We could take over just long enough to make it to the moon, then return and have Elon Musk back in his position. Maybe we could bribe him somehow.

Edited February 22, 2023 by Lord Gregorio

[Cash67]

17 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

We are a shadow organization, bent on making celestial objects into pies. We can afford to wait

I like this. Our armies have a good strategic mind behind them.

32 minutes ago, Telrao said:

Hol' up - will you become the new President? And will we retain a democratic electing system, or shift it into a delicious dictatorship?

Whatever benefits the MPI is what I will do. I would prefer a willing, pie-loving population, for democracy and capitalism, but if a temporary dictatorship is needed then the council will pull together and assert its power.

Also for the question of a revolution or a quiet takeover, the answer is yes. First the takeover, then a revolution that makes all things pie the solution to all of society's problems

Edited February 22, 2023 by Cash67
answer for VP

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

1 minute ago, Cash67 said:

Whatever benefits the MPI is what I will do. I would prefer a willing, pie-loving population, for democracy and capitalism, but if a temporary dictatorship is needed then the council will pull together and assert its power.

We are few. I think a slight dictatorship might work well for a bit. Though we may advise you in a way.

[Cash67]

Just now, Lord Gregorio said:

We are few. I think a slight dictatorship might work well for a bit. Though we may advise you in a way.

Y'all's advice is always helpful and welcome. 

Also, @Lord Gregorio what do we need to bake a building?

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Just now, Cash67 said:

Also, @Lord Gregorio what do we need to bake a building?

Hmm. Either an incredibly large spyglass...or (don't scream at me) a giant ovenator.

[Cash67]

Just now, Lord Gregorio said:

Hmm. Either an incredibly large spyglass...or (don't scream at me) a giant ovenator.

Anyone here know where we can acquire a large lens/large oven-inator?

[Edema Rue she/her]

Oh dear me. *rolls eyes*

I passed Advanced Lying with flying colors, and I have several chefs in my employ, should you need them. 

[Cash67]

Just now, Aes Sedai said:

Oh dear me. *rolls eyes*

I passed Advanced Lying with flying colors, and I have several chefs in my employ, should you need them. 

GLORIOUS! We will need to send you and the special forces to steal acquire a giant oven for the baking procedure. Anywhere on the Shard that you can find one would work.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

 This is a duplicate-inator. It might be useful if we could obtain such a thing.

 And this is a double negative inator. Maybe we could convince the building it was not. not cake?

But honestly, I don't know how to cook buildings. Yet. I will do further research.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I would like to join the Moon Pie Initiative.