The Moon Pie Initiative (MPI)

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 hour ago, Cash67 said:

Are we using the card on SCOTUS or the moon?

Jazz is always welcome, I offer you the title of Master of Ceremonies, responsible for keeping morale up, recruiting, and all kinds of big band and jazz music. Do you accept?

*yes*

Edited February 22, 2023 by Shining Silhouette
** is intentional

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

2 hours ago, Aes Sedai said:

“Yeah, sure, whatever.” *rolls eyes and pulls out a large bag that clinks suspiciously.* “If these don’t fulfill your needs, I have others as well.”

"Thank you!" *proceeds to disappear for a few hours, and comes back holding a suspicious looking pie* "Anyone want to try?"

[Cash67]

1 hour ago, Shining Silhouette said:

*yes*

“Welcome to the ranks, Silhouette: Master of Ceremonies”

*turns to Symph and wafts smell towards himself* 

Spoiler

@SymphonianBookworm how does the pie smell

 

Edited February 22, 2023 by Cash67
Forgot quotation marks

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

1 hour ago, Cash67 said:

*turns to Symph and wafts smell towards himself* 

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@SymphonianBookworm how does the pie smell

 

The pie smells of peaches, though there is the faint scent of metal underneath. For some reason, the combination pairs well together. There is a slice already taken out of the pie. "It's really good! You should try some."

[Cash67]

12 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

The pie smells of peaches, though there is the faint scent of metal underneath. For some reason, the combination pairs well together. There is a slice already taken out of the pie. "It's really good! You should try some."

Satisfied with the smell, I take a spoon and try about a tablespoon of the pie

”This is a marvelous pie! Nothing tastes quite as satisfying as peach pie”

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

57 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

Satisfied with the smell, I take a spoon and try about a tablespoon of the pie

”This is a marvelous pie! Nothing tastes quite as satisfying as peach pie”

“Exactly! Also, if you get a headache, stomach ache, or any other sicknesses please let me know. Oh, also if you start being able to burn metals.”

[Wittles he/him]

3 hours ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

“Exactly! Also, if you get a headache, stomach ache, or any other sicknesses please let me know. Oh, also if you start being able to burn metals.”

"Perfect! A magic pie to help our armies become superpowered!"

[Telrao she/her]

"Symph, is it possible to mass produce these pies and feed them to out armies? I can kidnap hire several hundred chefs to fuel your bakery."

[Wittles he/him]

"Don't hide it, kidnapping is the best form of recruitment."

[Telrao she/her]

"There are some who see it otherwise, companion. It is better to let them imagine that we are an organization that supports free will."

[Wittles he/him]

"Of course. We must lull them into a false sense of safety so we can continue with our Moon pie initiative." *laughs maniacally* "Anyway, how is the baking of the SCOTUS going?

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

"Hello everyone. I have returned"

Spoiler

I had work today. Some crazy stuff happened. 

 

[Wittles he/him]

Spoiler

Do tell(if it's fine with you of course)

 

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Spoiler

So I was a behavior aid at a middle school. The kid I was watching left the school, like forever I think. Just when I was getting used to being a behavior aid I started being a classroom assistant. There's a lot of pretty crazy kids at this school, so I'm very tired, though I feel I shouldn't be. . Maybe dumb reasons but I'm tired.

"Was our first task successful?"

Edited February 23, 2023 by Lord Gregorio

[Cash67]

“We still need to send our MOCaJ with our Spymaster to activate the card to bake the building”

[Wittles he/him]

Spoiler

Makes sense

 

[Telrao she/her]

"I can get in and out easy." *cracks knuckles* "Just give me the orders and I'll take the squad and go."

[Wittles he/him]

*gives orders*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*Slides in on grappling hook*

"We're ready to infiltrate."

[Wittles he/him]

"Special forces commander @Aes Sedai, attack at will"

[Edema Rue she/her]

“Bruh, let’s do this.”

*attacks*

[Cash67]

“ @NerdyAarakocra we need the thing!! Give it to @SymphonianBookworm and head out!!”

*properly stores Symph’s pie and directs her towards Nerdy*

“And @Telrao we will be a secondary distraction while @Witless of Shinovarhandles main tactics”

*grabs allomantic metals in trace amounts and downs them*

*grabs combat mock lightsaber*

Edited February 23, 2023 by Cash67

[Telrao she/her]

*grabs projector equipment from NASA*

"I've got a coverup! Members of Earth won't be able to see what we're doing!"

*projects another moon into the sky*

"HA! Take THAT conspiracy theorists!"

[Cash67]

Spoiler

I’m going to bed now, but final to post for the night:

*looks up at second moon, impressed*
 

”Wow, with all of the chaos provided by this, we’ll be able to get to the SCOTUS easily! Good idea.”

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*Hands Bake into a Pie*

"Alright. You know what to do."