The Moon Pie Initiative (MPI)

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

13 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

"Perfect! A magic pie to help our armies become superpowered!"

 

13 hours ago, Telrao said:

"Symph, is it possible to mass produce these pies and feed them to out armies? I can kidnap hire several hundred chefs to fuel your bakery."

"I thought you'd never ask! I could totally mass produce these pies. In fact, I think somehow baking the spikes into the pies makes them more potent. Kidnapping Finding willing chefs to help should be easy enough."

*admires new moon* "This is perfect."

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

"MMM. Pie."

Spoiler

I have returned again. Though I probably won't be doing much for the MPI today. Aside from pondering future plans.

 

[Cash67]

“ @Telrao follow me!”

I run/travel by map to the scotus building, full of allomantic metals and wielding my ‘lightsaber’. I go to the most visible, highest point, raise the lightsaber, and yell at the top of my lungs:

”It’s over Telrao, I have the high ground!”

[Telrao she/her]

*visible confusion* (Okay then)

"You underestimate my power!" I shout as I pull out a lightsaber and hover upwards via a Push. *drinks vial of allomantic metals*

Edited February 26, 2023 by Telrao

[Cash67]

“Don’t try it!” *brandishes lightsaber and attempts to burn metals*
 

*burns only duralumin*

“RUST AND RUIN”

2 hours ago, Telrao said:

*visible confusion* (Okay then)

"You underestimate my power!" I shout as I pull out a lightsaber and hover upwards via a Push. *drinks vial of allomantic metals*

 

[Telrao she/her]

13 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

“Don’t try it!” *brandishes lightsaber and attempts to burn metals*

*burns only duralumin*

“RUST AND RUIN”

*giggles maniacally as the CIA turns into a pie*

*burns steel and pewter*

"MMMMM YUMMY METAL" *brandishes lightsaber* 

[Wittles he/him]

"We did it! the government is ours!"

[Cash67]

*looks over at all of Washington DC*
*sees that our baker and special forces have succeeded in applying the card to even greater effect than I had anticipated*
 

”YES!!!”

*remembers that Telrao is still here*
 

”Oh storms….”

*adjusts length of saber and assumes Ironstance*

[Telrao she/her]

"Uhm... do you actually want to fight? I kinda want to remain vice president. That or be the official Sketchy Sketcher of the Initiative!" *drops down the to ground*

*holds out hand* "Friends?"

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

*doesn't realize the fight is going on and stares slack-jawed at what once was Washington* "I didn't think it would work. But it did! IT WORKED!" *cackles maniacally* *looks over and sees a fight going on* "Why are you fighting instead of eating pie?"

[Telrao she/her]

*shrugs* "I have no idea! He just pulled a lightsaber on me ha!" *giggles maniacally* "How many flavours of pies do you have?"

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Just now, Telrao said:

*shrugs* "I have no idea! He just pulled a lightsaber on me ha!" *giggles maniacally* "How many flavours of pies do you have?"

"Counting or not counting the unorthodox ones?"

[Telrao she/her]

"ALL of them!" *happy noises*

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

"Well, let's see... there's the normal ones, like apple, dragonfruit, orange, banana, tangerine, water, peach, wood, and pear. Then we have a whole variety of pies with different kinds of hemalurgic spikes. There are a few with stormlight, and some more flavors, including rock (awfully hard, I don't recommend it), salt, silver, love, lore, sadness, and rage. Those are the main ones, I believe."

[Telrao she/her]

*rubs hands* "An excellent collection, Symph! Tell me... what type of wood is the wood pie? Pine? Oak?" *picks up a salt pie*

"@Shining Silhouette, I found the perfect flavour for you!"

[Wittles he/him]

"I love rocks! That's my favorite kind of pie!"

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

1 minute ago, Telrao said:

*rubs hands* "An excellent collection, Symph! Tell me... what type of wood is the wood pie? Pine? Oak?" *picks up a salt pie*

"@Shining Silhouette, I found the perfect flavour for you!"

"Telrao! Absolutely not!" *takes pie* *picks up saltshaker* *pours the entirety onto the pie* "Now it's ready."

1 minute ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

"I love rocks! That's my favorite kind of pie!"

"It's pretty good! If you have strong enough teeth."

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

11 minutes ago, Telrao said:

*rubs hands* "An excellent collection, Symph! Tell me... what type of wood is the wood pie? Pine? Oak?" *picks up a salt pie*

"@Shining Silhouette, I found the perfect flavour for you!"

"Are you calling me salty??"

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, Shining Silhouette said:

"Are you calling me salty??"

*Adds a pile of sugar to the pie*

"What? No..."

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

3 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

"Are you calling me salty??"

*blinks innocently* "Who, me? Never..." *hides the salty pie behind my back* *produce a new, practically identical pie* "You misheard me. No a salt pie, a basalt pie. You know, the rock. Remind me---how strong are your teeth?"

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Just now, SymphonianBookworm said:

*blinks innocently* "Who, me? Never..." *hides the salty pie behind my back* *produce a new, practically identical pie* "You misheard me. No a salt pie, a basalt pie. You know, the rock. Remind me---how strong are your teeth?"

"My teeth can bench-press two hundred pounds of hot sauce on a good day. On a bad day, they can carry about two tons of lollipops"

[Wittles he/him]

48 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

"My teeth can bench-press two hundred pounds of hot sauce on a good day. On a bad day, they can carry about two tons of lollipops"

*looks impressed* "Dang, that's pretty impressive!"

[Telrao she/her]

50 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

"My teeth can bench-press two hundred pounds of hot sauce on a good day. On a bad day, they can carry about two tons of lollipops"

*concern* "That... can't be good for you.."

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Just now, Telrao said:

*concern* "That... can't be good for you.."

"Does anyone know when the mission is scheduled to start?"

[Cash67]

1 hour ago, Telrao said:

"Uhm... do you actually want to fight? I kinda want to remain vice president. That or be the official Sketchy Sketcher of the Initiative!" *drops down the to ground*

*holds out hand* "Friends?"

*puts away saber, visibly relieved*
 

”Friends.”

3 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

"Does anyone know when the mission is scheduled to start?"

“The mission to the moon must take place immediately! Now that we have the US baked, we can use their assets to construct our rocket and transport the dough”