The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Well now I'm mad. Thankfully, I placed a very strong magnet. My hand comes straight out of your hand, flying back to me. I hold the Sandwich happily.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said:

Well now I'm mad. Thankfully, I placed a very strong magnet. My hand comes straight out of your hand, flying back to me. I hold the Sandwich happily.

I cut off your other hand and grab it. So now im holding your hand which is holding your other hand which is holding the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

My other hand immediately flies back to me. I pat the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I pat it the Sandwich repeatedly until it falls out of your hand and into mine.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I snatch the Sandwich right back, and give you the sideye.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

The whip catches Jeromes ankle and he trips over onto his stomach. He drops a coin and pushes himself up and backwards, over the ring of fire. He drops another coin and angles himself towards Named. Jerome falls from above, flaring pewter, daggers at the ready.

 

Named turns his sword into a spear, one covered in flames, and hurls red luxin below him. He shoots up from the ground straight towards Jerome.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

43 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Named turns his sword into a spear, one covered in flames, and hurls red luxin below him. He shoots up from the ground straight towards Jerome.

Bartholomew raises the Oobleck-infused sand into the air, where it comes together to harden into a ball. He flings it at Named, aiming to knock him out of the sky. 

Edited January 20 by Ashkaloda

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

22 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew raises the Oobleck-infused sand into the into the air, where it comes together to harden into a ball. He flings it at Named, aiming to knock him out of the sky. 

Named isn't fast enough with dousing the flames, so the Oobleck explodes again and flings Named back. After slamming into the ground, he gets to his feet. He lost his spear, so he has to re-draft it. This time, it is just blue luxin, with no flames.

He watches the others wearily.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I don't interrupt the duel, because that would be rude.

I continue reading House of Leaves.

[Shatter He/Him]

31 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I don't interrupt the duel, because that would be rude.

I continue reading House of Leaves.

The God of the Universe, Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims the God-Pigeon approves of this noble choice.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 1/20/2026 at 3:10 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Named isn't fast enough with dousing the flames, so the Oobleck explodes again and flings Named back. After slamming into the ground, he gets to his feet. He lost his spear, so he has to re-draft it. This time, it is just blue luxin, with no flames.

He watches the others wearily.

As Jerome drops from above he notices from the corner of his eye something flying through the air at Named. At the last possible second he drops a coin a pushes off it to fling himself back into the air, flaring pewter to ignore any pain from his sudden whiplash. As named re-drafts his spear Jerome releases his hold on the coin and once again falls towards Named, daggers out.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

6 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

As Jerome drops from above he notices from the corner of his eye something flying through the air at Named. At the last possible second he drops a coin a pushes off it to fling himself back into the air, flaring pewter to ignore any pain from his sudden whiplash. As named re-drafts his spear Jerome releases his hold on the coin and once again falls towards Named, daggers out.

Bartholomew picks up the coin Jerome dropped when exiting the fire ring, content for now to allow the other two fight. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

12 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

As Jerome drops from above he notices from the corner of his eye something flying through the air at Named. At the last possible second he drops a coin a pushes off it to fling himself back into the air, flaring pewter to ignore any pain from his sudden whiplash. As named re-drafts his spear Jerome releases his hold on the coin and once again falls towards Named, daggers out.

Named a platform of green luxin beneath him (basically a trampoline) and shoots up, flinging more red luxin. He flies past Jerome, and Jerome is now headed straight towards the luxin trampoline.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Named a platform of green luxin beneath him (basically a trampoline) and shoots up, flinging more red luxin. He flies past Jerome, and Jerome is now headed straight towards the luxin trampoline.

Jerome barely has time to react. He sheaths his knifes, curls into a ball, and flares pewter before slamming into the luxin trampoline.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Jerome barely has time to react. He sheaths his knifes, curls into a ball, and flares pewter before slamming into the luxin trampoline.

Named, still in the air, fires red and sub-red luxin at Jerome.

He's basically spewing fire in your direction

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

33 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Jerome barely has time to react. He sheaths his knifes, curls into a ball, and flares pewter before slamming into the luxin trampoline.

25 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Named, still in the air, fires red and sub-red luxin at Jerome.

He's basically spewing fire in your direction

Bartholomew, who doesn’t really feel like playing fair, melts down the coin and sends the molten metal spraying toward Jerome. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Alright not duel or anything related but I just want do a full Thread-check

My characters that are here are Clone, Trout and Named, the Maw 6, the Maw 27, Sentient Chull Person, Ordinary Sentient Chull, and unnamed clone #3

The Honorblades here are the two Edgedancer, two Truthwatcher, two Elsecaller (one of which is with Ink and Embers) and two Willshaper. One of each of the Skybreaker, Stoneward and Bondsmith ones are with Sandy. All the Windrunner ones are gone with the Maws that died before the Maw 6.

There are no Nightbloods, as all of those have been destroyed over the ages.

I just got an idea - we could split BftS history into Ages, starting from when the duel ends.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 1/20/2026 at 3:33 PM, NerdSandwich said:

I snatch the Sandwich right back, and give you the sideye.

I accept the side eye graciously, and in return grant you the great honor of giving the sandwich to one so esteemed as myself, which I quickly run off with. 

10 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Alright not duel or anything related but I just want do a full Thread-check

My characters that are here are Clone, Trout and Named, the Maw 6, the Maw 27, Sentient Chull Person, Ordinary Sentient Chull, and unnamed clone #3

The Honorblades here are the two Edgedancer, two Truthwatcher, two Elsecaller (one of which is with Ink and Embers) and two Willshaper. One of each of the Skybreaker, Stoneward and Bondsmith ones are with Sandy. All the Windrunner ones are gone with the Maws that died before the Maw 6.

There are no Nightbloods, as all of those have been destroyed over the ages.

I just got an idea - we could split BftS history into Ages, starting from when the duel ends.

The two Edgedancer Honorblades spontaneously disintegrate. An extremely moldy grape appears in their place. 

Edited January 23 by Ashkaloda

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I accept the side eye graciously, and in return give you the honor of giving the sandwich to myself, which I quickly run off with. 

The two Edgedancer Honorblades spontaneously disintegrate. An extremely moldy grape appears in their place. 

Oh and I forgot 

There are also two Dustrbinger ones

Clone picks up and bonds one of the Dustbringer and Truthwatcher blades, to preserve the Edgedancer Surges.

[Shatter He/Him]

10 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Alright not duel or anything related but I just want do a full Thread-check

My characters that are here are Clone, Trout and Named, the Maw 6, the Maw 27, Sentient Chull Person, Ordinary Sentient Chull, and unnamed clone #3

The Honorblades here are the two Edgedancer, two Truthwatcher, two Elsecaller (one of which is with Ink and Embers) and two Willshaper. One of each of the Skybreaker, Stoneward and Bondsmith ones are with Sandy. All the Windrunner ones are gone with the Maws that died before the Maw 6.

There are no Nightbloods, as all of those have been destroyed over the ages.

I just got an idea - we could split BftS history into Ages, starting from when the duel ends.

I just have Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims. My God-Pigeon.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Wait NO

We need 4 people to vote microwave right now

Its been 2:1 for so longggg

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

My characters here are me and Kevin, the pigeon. Also the planet of Ganymede, apparently. 

[Shatter He/Him]

Just now, Ink and Embers said:

My characters here are me and Kevin, the pigeon. Also the planet of Ganymede, apparently. 

tis a sentient planet, I guess. Sorta like Sel. (Yes. Sel is gaining consciousness. The Dor is leaking into it, making the planet a Vessel.)

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Just now, Shatter said:

tis a sentient planet, I guess. Sorta like Sel. (Yes. Sel is gaining consciousness. The Dor is leaking into it, making the planet a Vessel.)

Is that canon? Because if not it's a very convincing theory!

[Shatter He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ink and Embers said:

Is that canon? Because if not it's a very convincing theory!

Khriss suspects that the land itself on Sel is undergoing a process like this as a result of Devotion and Dominion's Investiture being trapped in the Cognitive Realm. Brandon has said that the planet cannot become a vessel, but I've also seen reports that Brandon has confirmed the planet of Sel is itself gaining conscious, because of the Dor leaking into it.

It's currently stuck in a place between canon and theory.