The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

10 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I'd like Earth.

I don't think that this is nice, so I take the Sandwich back.

"You are now ArchGovernor of Earth," Clone says, before flying off back to Callisto.

[Denissimo He/him]

I, having absolutely no inkling as to what has been happening for the past 3-4 hundred pages, Imprison all of the Cosmere inside my sweatpants pocket's pocket dimensions. My enormous titanically humungous hand begin to ruffle about for the sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

You cannot find it.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

8 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

You cannot find it.

I find the Sandwich. I run into the hills.

10 hours ago, Denissimo said:

I, having absolutely no inkling as to what has been happening for the past 3-4 hundred pages, Imprison all of the Cosmere inside my sweatpants pocket's pocket dimensions. My enormous titanically humungous hand begin to ruffle about for the sandwich.

Thankfully I am not in the cosmere and am instead on earth.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

You found the Sandwich but did not take it.

[Denissimo He/him]

My enormous Phalanges sweep across the Cosmere, wreaking destruction and Universe-wide Cosmere-quakes.
I stop only when burning my finger on a Red Supergiant.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Denissimo said:

My enormous Phalanges sweep across the Cosmere, wreaking destruction and Universe-wide Cosmere-quakes.
I stop only when burning my finger on a Red Supergiant.

The forces of Callisto, Mercury and Titan use ionShields to protect themselves against your hand

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

You found the Sandwich but did not take it.

I come back from the hills with a 100 boulders on my shoulders and lay a wall around the Sandwich. Then I stand at the top and declare that no one shall take the Sandwich from my impenetrable fortress. Then I get tired and take a nap.

 

[Denissimo He/him]

8 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I come back from the hills with a 100 boulders on my shoulders and lay a wall around the Sandwich. Then I stand at the top and declare that no one shall take the Sandwich from my impenetrable fortress. Then I get tired and take a nap.

 

I crawl into my own pockets, entering the Cosmere, manifesting as Yog-Sothoth, Second only to Azazoth (Ok, debatable, but I think so), Omniscient and Omnipresent Incomprehensible being wielding unimaginable power of the form of Iridescent Spheres, 13 of which are named.
With my all-seeingness and absolute mastery of time and space, I locate the sacred sandwich and decimate the fortress and the slumbering Unintelligenius into mere quantum speculation. I fold time and space backwards to negate the existence of all those who seek to oppose me and take the Sandwich.
Then, having realised that since I entered this Dimension through my pants, I am no longer wearing Pants, I go on a universal rampage to search for a pair of sacred denim that can shroud the indistinguishable lower half of my body.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Denissimo said:

I crawl into my own pockets, entering the Cosmere, manifesting as Yog-Sothoth, Second only to Azazoth (Ok, debatable, but I think so), Omniscient and Omnipresent Incomprehensible being wielding unimaginable power of the form of Iridescent Spheres, 13 of which are named.
With my all-seeingness and absolute mastery of time and space, I locate the sacred sandwich and decimate the fortress and the slumbering Unintelligenius into mere quantum speculation. I fold time and space backwards to negate the existence of all those who seek to oppose me and take the Sandwich.
Then, having realised that since I entered this Dimension through my pants, I am no longer wearing Pants, I go on a universal rampage to search for a pair of sacred denim that can shroud the indistinguishable lower half of my body.

Gasp! Time travel!

Uhh storms how many clones do I have here

Clone, holding the threads of the BftS universe in his hands, is able to duplicate the present. One copy of the universe remained unaltered.

The Clone, Trout and Named in the new universe are now unnamed clone #1, unnamed clone #2 and unnamed clone #3. They are stripped of all their magic. The sentient chull person and the Maw 6 also have clones, with the sentient person's one reverting to an ordinary chull. The Maw 6's clone is the Maw 27. All the Honorblades that were in BftS are duplicated, which are the Dustrbinger, Edgedancer, Truthwatcher, Lightweaver, Elsecaller and Willshaper ones.

The others are in TLT right now.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

On 1/8/2026 at 11:36 AM, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Gasp! Time travel!

Uhh storms how many clones do I have here

Clone, holding the threads of the BftS universe in his hands, is able to duplicate the present. One copy of the universe remained unaltered.

The Clone, Trout and Named in the new universe are now unnamed clone #1, unnamed clone #2 and unnamed clone #3. They are stripped of all their magic. The sentient chull person and the Maw 6 also have clones, with the sentient person's one reverting to an ordinary chull. The Maw 6's clone is the Maw 27. All the Honorblades that were in BftS are duplicated, which are the Dustrbinger, Edgedancer, Truthwatcher, Lightweaver, Elsecaller and Willshaper ones.

The others are in TLT right now.

I artfully spear the Sandwich on the end of the new Elsecaller Honorblade, then fuel the Honorblade with Sandwichlight and Elsecall to Ganymede with Kevin.

I think it's really cool how the threads are all sharing resources

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Your spear is two yards long. I pluck the Sandwich off of it, and Skip (and skip) away

Edited January 9 by NerdSandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

Your spear is two yards long. I pluck the Sandwich off of it, and Skip (and skip) away

I trip you and then walk off to find Jerome.... then I realize I wanted the Sandwich so I go back, trip you again, and then wander off to find Jerome again.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

You are very embarrassed because you forgot to take the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 12/19/2025 at 6:15 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"I'm using Chromaturgy," Named said. "And Jeremy is now a Mistborn. I can make you a Mistborn, Feruchemist, drafter, or I can tell you how to make a suit of sandtrout."

"That won't be necessary. Bartholomew can use his mastery over Oobleck."

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

36 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

"That won't be necessary. Bartholomew can use his mastery over Oobleck."

"Alright. If you leave the Physical Realm, you lose. @Unintelligenius, are you ready?"

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

12 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

You are very embarrassed because you forgot to take the Sandwich.

I Elsecall over, pass you a bandage, then Elsecall away again. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

18 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I Elsecall over, pass you a bandage, then Elsecall away again. 

I thank you for the bandage.

On 1/9/2026 at 3:14 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"Alright. If you leave the Physical Realm, you lose. @Unintelligenius, are you ready?"

I teleport back to the colosseum and wait for Jerome to nod his head. He is ready.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I don't steal the Sandwich during the duel, because that would be rude.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I thank you for the bandage.

I teleport back to the colosseum and wait for Jerome to nod his head. He is ready.

Named began drafting blue, coating his entire body except his eyes in a blue luxin exoskeleton, with green and orange luxin at the joints. In his right hand, he drafted a blue luxin sword around a rod of solid yellow, coated in red and sub-red. The sword burst into flames, though Named's luxin hands were unaffected.

If ya'll want to know more about this magic system, read here:

 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

5 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I don't steal the Sandwich during the duel, because that would be rude.

I Elsecall over,point out we've been doing exactly this for several pages, then grab the Sandwich from NerdSandwich and Elsecall back to Ganymede. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I Elsecall over,point out we've been doing exactly this for several pages, then grab the Sandwich from NerdSandwich and Elsecall back to Ganymede. 

Clone, who is not involved in the duel in anyway, launches a relativistic missile with such good aim that it hits the sandwich. The lightspeed sandwich slammed into Titan (this was timed so that there would be an alignment) sometime later, where Trout picked it up.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

8 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Named began drafting blue, coating his entire body except his eyes in a blue luxin exoskeleton, with green and orange luxin at the joints. In his right hand, he drafted a blue luxin sword around a rod of solid yellow, coated in red and sub-red. The sword burst into flames, though Named's luxin hands were unaffected.

Jerome downs a vial of metal and immediately begins burning pewter. Blue lines shoot out of his chest as he burns steel and searches for any metal that might be on the others bodies. He also drops a iron clip into the ground, stomps it into the sand with his foot, and pushes himself up into the air, waiting for @Ashkaloda or @KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren to make a move.

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does jerome have any atium? 

 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

20 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

Jerome downs a vial of metal and immediately begins burning pewter. Blue lines shoot out of his chest as he burns steel and searches for any metal that might be on the others bodies. He also drops a iron clip into the ground, stomps it into the sand with his foot, and pushes himself up into the air, waiting for @Ashkaloda or @KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren to make a move.

 

On 1/11/2026 at 2:18 AM, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Named began drafting blue, coating his entire body except his eyes in a blue luxin exoskeleton, with green and orange luxin at the joints. In his right hand, he drafted a blue luxin sword around a rod of solid yellow, coated in red and sub-red. The sword burst into flames, though Named's luxin hands were unaffected.

If ya'll want to know more about this magic system, read here:

 

Bartholomew stretches his fin-hand to the side, creating a whip of Oobleck. Assuming the arena is circular, he starts moving along the edge in the clockwise direction. He does not have any Pushable metals on him, though his scales are made of aluminum. 

Edited January 12 by Ashkaloda
Tense maintenance

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

Jerome downs a vial of metal and immediately begins burning pewter. Blue lines shoot out of his chest as he burns steel and searches for any metal that might be on the others bodies. He also drops a iron clip into the ground, stomps it into the sand with his foot, and pushes himself up into the air, waiting for @Ashkaloda or @KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren to make a move.

 

6 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew stretches his fin-hand to the side, creating a whip of Oobleck. Assuming the arena is circular, he starts moving along the edge in the clockwise direction. He did not have any Pushable metals on him, though his scales were made of aluminum. 

Named had no metal in him except the iron in his blood. He shedded the blue luxin on his feet and replaced it with green. He sprinted towards Ashkaloda, streaming red luxin from his shoulders and heels to propel himself faster.

~

At the edge of the arena, Sandy appeared. Careful not to interfere with the duel, he picked up one brick from the arena and disappeared again.

~

To make the duel effective in both universes, Clone began to tie the threads of the universes back together. Clone's clone in the other universe helps him. They should be done before the duel is over.

Edited January 11 by KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren