The Battle for the Sandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I wave at Boredom

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Boredom waves back. It envelopes you.

[Shatter He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

Boredom waves back. It envelopes you.

I'm just going to sit here and watch and enjoy the chaos.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

14 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

Boredom waves back. It envelopes you.

I appreciate the hug, all the while wondering when the showdown will start. I ask @Ookla the Intelligent where her hamster has gone. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Ask @Ookla the Wasing of Want. Idk anymore

[Shatter He/Him]

40 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I hire a being called Boredom, and it steals the Sandwich-and gives the Sandwich to me.

I brush past you and surreptitiously replace the Sandwich with a fake sandwich. You're too busy watching the preparations for the match and do not notice. I then go to a public washroom and Elsegate out to my spaceship, and zoom off with The Sandwich. No one notices because I'm a sneaky boi.

Edited December 18, 2025 by Ookla the Shattered

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

I brush past you and surreptitiously replace the Sandwich with a fake sandwich. You're too busy watching the preparations for the match and do not notice. I then go to a public washroom and Elsegate out to my spaceship, and zoom off with The Sandwich. No one notices because I'm a sneaky boi.

No one, having noticed you, pulls in your spaceship with a tractor beam and scolds you thoroughly. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 hours ago, Ookla the Incorrigible said:

I awake from hibernation and appear before @Ookla the Wasing of Want and @Ookla the Wallfacer (you changed your name!) "Just so we're clear, we're choosing a single magic system for the champion of the contest?"

"Yes," Named said. "Though spice-high future sight would be a bit overpowered. Something like Leto II's abilities at the end of Children of Dune, I would say is acceptable."

6 hours ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

...

when did this become an RP?

Ever since BftS characters started becoming important in TLT, I guess.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

Ask @Ookla the Wasing of Want. Idk anymore

I think i still might have it i dont really remember

Now in possession of popcorn I walk over to my seat which happens to be a golden throne. As the newly appointed emperor of Rome I take my seat on a private balcony in the colosseum surrounded by guards, ready to watch the duel take place.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I sneak into your apartment, steal the Sandwich, and leave a pigeon.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

15 hours ago, Ookla the Wallfacer said:

"Yes," Named said. "Though spice-high future sight would be a bit overpowered. Something like Leto II's abilities at the end of Children of Dune, I would say is acceptable."

Ever since BftS characters started becoming important in TLT, I guess.

I nod and pretend to understand what you are referencing, having only read the first book. "I choose Bartholomew to serve as my champion."

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I shrug, having read none of these books,  and swap the pigeon back for the Sandwich 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The pigeon is mad and takes the Sandwich back. I, in turn, steal the Sandwich from Doug.

(who is the pigeon aforementioned)

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Just now, Ookla the Intelligent said:

The pigeon is mad and takes the Sandwich back. I, in turn, steal the Sandwich from Doug.

(who is the pigeon aforementioned)

Doug is angry at you for stealing the Sandwich so steals it back. I then barter with it for the Sandwich. 

[Shatter He/Him]

I then steal the pigeon because they're cute. And I like them.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

After escaping, Doug is mad that you called him an "it" and steals the Sandwich. Doug gives me the Sandwich and asks for forgiveness.

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

After escaping, Doug is mad that you called him an "it" and steals the Sandwich. Doug gives me the Sandwich and asks for forgiveness.

I apologise to Doug and explain that I didn't want to get confused about his gender, but I probably should've asked. While you are distracted listening to the apology, I steal the Sandwich. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I AM REALLY REALLY MAD AT THIS. I steal the Sandwich back out of vengeance.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

19 hours ago, Ookla the Wallfacer said:

"Yes," Named said. "Though spice-high future sight would be a bit overpowered. Something like Leto II's abilities at the end of Children of Dune, I would say is acceptable."

Ever since BftS characters started becoming important in TLT, I guess.

I grab Doug, stick him in the oven for 4 hours, then eat him. 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

I grab Doug, stick him in the oven for 4 hours, then eat him. 

Doug, who is fireproof, does not appreciate this and tears himself free from your stomach.

[Shatter He/Him]

I'm happy in the corner with my pigeon. Pigeons are better than Sandwiches anyway.

Edited December 19, 2025 by Shatter

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

33 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Doug, who is fireproof, does not appreciate this and tears himself free from your stomach.

Bold of you to assume I have a stomach. 

1 minute ago, Shatter said:

I'm happy in the corner with my pigeon. Pigeons are better than Sandwiches anyway.

Slanderous! 

[Shatter He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Slanderous! 

It's true tho.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shatter said:

It's true tho.

No. The sandwich is life. The sandwich is everything. Without the sandwich, there is only despair and torment. 

The pigeon is a mildly entertaining bird. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, Shatter said:

Pigeons are better than Sandwiches anyway.

I  send 12 fully armed roman legions to destroy you for saying this.