The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I AM SO MAD AT YOU!!!

I quickly teleport my family away and nuke YOUR house and turn off your teleportation abilities
NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FAMILY HOW DARE YOU DOOMIE!

You conveniently teleport them right next to me, where I take them hostage. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I AM SO MAD AT YOU!!!

I quickly teleport my family away to Canada and nuke YOUR house  and take YOUR family hostage and turn off your teleportation abilities
NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FAMILY HOW DARE YOU ASH!

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I AM SO MAD AT YOU!!!

I quickly teleport my family away to Canada and nuke YOUR house  and take YOUR family hostage and turn off your teleportation abilities
NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FAMILY HOW DARE YOU ASH!

Luckily (for me) I had magicked your family so that when I say a certain phrase they will instantly implode. I then threaten to do so if you don't swear me your unending fealty in a magically binding contract. Cue: typical megalomaniac villain laughter. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I UNMAGICK MY FAMILY!

[Unintelligenius he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I UNMAGICK MY FAMILY!

I ununmagick your family. Then while no one is watching I grab the Sandwich and drop it out of a plane with a parachute to see what will happen.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I catch the Sandwich after enlarging my hand x1000. I unununmagick my family and prevent any kind of magicking or unmagicking or ununmagicking or unununmagicking or ununununmagicking etc..

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I catch the Sandwich after enlarging my hand x1000. I unununmagick my family and prevent any kind of magicking or unmagicking or ununmagicking or unununmagicking or ununununmagicking etc..

I safely land my plane and then take the Sandwich back and punt you to mars.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I push of the surface of Mars with my superlarge hand, take the Sandwich, teleport far away, and incinerate your plane.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

40 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I catch the Sandwich after enlarging my hand x1000. I unununmagick my family and prevent any kind of magicking or unmagicking or ununmagicking or unununmagicking or ununununmagicking etc..

The clone of myself that was right behind your family slits their throats, then offers to bring them back. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I accept.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I bring them back to life. 

...

[NerdSandwich she/her]

THANK YOU I'M SO GLAD I TRUSTED YOU AND ACCEPTED!

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

You're welcome. 

[Born of Mist He/Him]

I hold everyone's families hostage for the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I push of the surface of Mars with my superlarge hand, take the Sandwich, teleport far away, and incinerate your plane.

I sue for destruction of property and win. I am rewarded with the Sandwich.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 hours ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

I ununmagick your family. Then while no one is watching I grab the Sandwich and drop it out of a plane with a parachute to see what will happen.

@Ookla the Wasing of Want you are charged with Treason for harming a Spectrum member

[Unintelligenius he/him]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

@Ookla the Wasing of Want you are charged with Treason for harming a Spectrum member

I point out that I technically didn't harm a Spectrum member; I just placed a spell on their family. And I never ended up using it anyway, so I didn't even use it to harm anyone. I bring a case before the people of the Spectrum to have their leaders disbanded for trying to exercise their power on those who have done no wrong. I give the alternate option of appointing me as Super Violet, and I would gladly drop the case.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

I point out that I technically didn't harm a Spectrum member; I just placed a spell on their family. And I never ended up using it anyway, so I didn't even use it to harm anyone. I bring a case before the people of the Spectrum to have their leaders disbanded for trying to exercise their power on those who have done no wrong. I give the alternate option of appointing me as Super Violet, and I would gladly drop the case.

Named points out that you did commit treason against the Yellow, aka the Sandwich

Edited December 2, 2025 by Ookla the Tachyon

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

7 hours ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

Named points out that you did commit treason against the Yellow, aka the Sandwich

Harper points out that the sandwich is indestructible, and so it can't exactly be harmed. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I, Superviolet, proclaim that treason is punishable by death even if the Sandwich is indestructible. I regain the Sandwich by suing @Ookla the Wasing of Want

Edited December 2, 2025 by Ookla the Intelligent

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I'm utterly baffled, but save everyone's family from being held hostage, then make everyone sit down and drink some water. It turns out they're friends with no one

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 12/1/2025 at 3:16 PM, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I AM SO MAD AT YOU!!!

I quickly teleport my family away and nuke YOUR house and turn off your teleportation abilities
NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FAMILY HOW DARE YOU DOOMIE!

On 12/1/2025 at 3:23 PM, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I AM SO MAD AT YOU!!!

I quickly teleport my family away to Canada and nuke YOUR house  and take YOUR family hostage and turn off your teleportation abilities
NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FAMILY HOW DARE YOU ASH!

"mmm yes very rational"

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Exactly.

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[Vyzkel He/Him]

While everyone is drinking water (mmmm hydration), I take the Sandwich, now very hydrated.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I spit out all of the water I am drinking onto you. You drop the Sandwich in surprise and I grab the Sandwich.