The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I snatch it from you and give it back to him.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I am so sad that somebody took it, my pet hamster, again.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Jerome threatens to eat it if you don't give him the Sandwich.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 hours ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I congratulate Named.

Named thanks you.

7 hours ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

Jerome slaps you and in shame of your actions you return the Sandwich to him. 

I step forward, "Jerome would like to have the power of a Rithmatist for the duel."

Named says, "I do not know what a Rithmatist is."

I shall slowly be transitioning away from first person here. I'll be using my characters more. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

23 hours ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

Named thanks you.

Named says, "I do not know what a Rithmatist is."

I shall slowly be transitioning away from first person here. I'll be using my characters more. 

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Rithmatics uses chalk circles, lines, and drawings known as chalklings, otherwise known as lines of making, to do a variety of actions, including, but not limited to, attacking other duelists, creating defenses & structures, as well as creatures.

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

 

"I do not know how to grant this. All of my magic comes from compounding nicrosilminds."

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 12/10/2025 at 4:08 PM, Ookla the Tachyon said:

"I do not know how to grant this. All of my magic comes from compounding nicrosilminds."

I guess you could give Jerome the power of a shard.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

I guess you could give Jerome the power of a shard.

"I can't grant that either. Besides, being a Shard is too powerful. I can give you a Mistborn, Feruchemist, Prism or Honorbearer quickly, and maybe an Awakener if given time to gather some Breath."

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

12 hours ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

"I can't grant that either. Besides, being a Shard is too powerful. I can give you a Mistborn, Feruchemist, Prism or Honorbearer quickly, and maybe an Awakener if given time to gather some Breath."

I am deeply concerned.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

19 hours ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

"I can't grant that either. Besides, being a Shard is too powerful. I can give you a Mistborn, Feruchemist, Prism or Honorbearer quickly, and maybe an Awakener if given time to gather some Breath."

"I guess Jerome will be a Mistborn." I snap my fingers and we are telelported to the middle of the colosium which is filled with thousands of jeering fans. I point to you and Jerome and tell you, "let the fight begin, whenever you are ready" and then hop through a portal of pure light.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

I am deeply concerned.

"You should be."

16 minutes ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

"I guess Jerome will be a Mistborn." I snap my fingers and we are telelported to the middle of the colosium which is filled with thousands of jeering fans. I point to you and Jerome and tell you, "let the fight begin, whenever you are ready" and then hop through a portal of pure light.

Named tosses him an unsealed nicrosilmind for all Allomantic powers.

"No! Wait! @Ookla the Incorrigible must choose a champion too, one that can represent Arrakis. This is a 3-way duel."

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

8 hours ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

"You should be."

I take bets.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Sandy appeared me and the Maw.

I handed him a Stoneward honorblade, and the Maw a Skybreaker one.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

On 12/13/2025 at 12:49 AM, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

I take bets.

I bet twenty dollars.

Where’s the Sandwich?

edit: Nevermind, Jerome has the Sandwich

Edited December 15, 2025 by Ookla the Fishy

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Actually, Vyz, I still have the Sandwich. Uninteligenius took it, my pet hamster.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

37 minutes ago, Ookla the Fishy said:

I bet twenty dollars.

Where’s the Sandwich?

edit: Nevermind, Jerome has the Sandwich

I eat the 20 dollars and give you a leaf of spinach as collateral. 

29 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

Actually, Vyz, I still have the Sandwich. Uninteligenius took it, my pet hamster.

Wait, Uninteligenius is your pet hamster, or your pet hamster is called Uninteligenius?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

My pet hamster is named it.

[___ He/Him]

Mippo steps back in, once again takes a look around, and steps back out.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I wave at Mippo

[___ He/Him]

10 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I wave at Mippo

He sends you a magical lime

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I eat it.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab the Sandwich and wait for the duel between Jerome, Named, & @Ookla the Incorrigible. I decide to teleport back into the colosium, this time in the stands, and wander off to find some popcorn.

[Shatter He/Him]

...

when did this become an RP?

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 12/15/2025 at 11:20 PM, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

I grab the Sandwich and wait for the duel between Jerome, Named, & @Ookla the Incorrigible. I decide to teleport back into the colosium, this time in the stands, and wander off to find some popcorn.

I awake from hibernation and appear before @Ookla the Wasing of Want and @Ookla the Wallfacer (you changed your name!) "Just so we're clear, we're choosing a single magic system for the champion of the contest?"

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I hire a being called Boredom, and it steals the Sandwich-and gives the Sandwich to me.