The Battle for the Sandwich

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2 minutes ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

I tell the Spectrum that the only rational decision would be to elect me to be Superviolet. I say all of this in a very rational, even voice.

@Ookla the Perpetually Disc, do you have a counter?

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5 hours ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

I tell the Spectrum that the only rational decision would be to elect me to be Superviolet. I say all of this in a very rational, even voice.

I point out to the Spectrum that no argument was actually provided, beyond the rational tone of voice.

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3 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

I point out to the Spectrum that no argument was actually provided, beyond the rational tone of voice.

The Spectrum nods, agreeing.

@Ookla the Wasing of Want, anything else to say?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

5 hours ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

The Spectrum nods, agreeing.

@Ookla the Wasing of Want, anything else to say?

I will lead the people by being rational. I provide evidence of my rational pursuit of the Sandwich, demonstrating my rationality and my willingness to go to any lengths to achieve my rational goals.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

I will lead the people by being rational. I provide evidence of my rational pursuit of the Sandwich, demonstrating my rationality and my willingness to go to any lengths to achieve my rational goals.

I point out that is actually irrational. A rational person stops when the cost becomes too high.

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7 hours ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

I will lead the people by being rational. I provide evidence of my rational pursuit of the Sandwich, demonstrating my rationality and my willingness to go to any lengths to achieve my rational goals.

4 hours ago, Ookla the Arcane said:

I point out that is actually irrational. A rational person stops when the cost becomes too high.

The Spectrum agrees with @Ookla the Arcane

The Maw 6 wants to make you Superviolet

"I want to be Prism now," Named says. @Ookla the Incorrigible

Edited November 29, 2025 by Ookla the Tachyon

[Unintelligenius he/him]

10 minutes ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

The Spectrum agrees with @Ookla the Arcane

The Maw 6 wants to make you Superviolet

I very rationally decide to nuke the Spectrum and nab the Sandwich while everyone is distracted.

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

I very rationally decide to nuke the Spectrum and nab the Sandwich while everyone is distracted.

The Maw 6 eats the nuke, becoming the hero of the Spectrum. The Maw 6 also charges you for treason, since the sandwich is part of the Spectrum. Named traps you in a shell of yellow luxin.

[Born of Mist He/Him]

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Hi, what's happening?

 

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2 minutes ago, Ookla the Mistborn said:

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Hi, what's happening?

 

So there's a battle between Arrakis (Dune) and the Seven Satrapies (Lightbringer Series)

The 7 Saptrapies government looks like this at the moment:

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Prism: Named

White: Sentient Chull Person

Black: Maw 6

Subred: Maw 6

Red: Trout

Orange: Harper

Yellow: The Sandwich

Green: Harper

Blue: No one

Superviolet: No one

We're deciding on folks to be the Blue and Superviolet

The Maw 6 is a sentient black hole frying pan with a Skybreaker honorblade

Trout is basically Leto II from Dune III and IV

Harper is a Sandcaterpillar (Sandworm, but upgraded)

Sentient Chull Person used to be a chull, but then became a person

Named is a human, but he has Prismatic eyes and can use chromaturgy

[Born of Mist He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Tachyon said:

So there's a battle between Arrakis (Dune) and the Seven Satrapies (Lightbringer Series)

The 7 Saptrapies government looks like this at the moment:

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Prism: Named

White: Sentient Chull Person

Black: Maw 6

Subred: Maw 6

Red: Trout

Orange: Harper

Yellow: The Sandwich

Green: Harper

Blue: No one

Superviolet: No one

We're deciding on folks to be the Blue and Superviolet

The Maw 6 is a sentient black hole frying pan with a Skybreaker honorblade

Trout is basically Leto II from Dune III and IV

Harper is a Sandcaterpillar (Sandworm, but upgraded)

Sentient Chull Person used to be a chull, but then became a person

Named is a human, but he has Prismatic eyes and can use chromaturgy

I haven't gotten into Dune yet so I'm still confused. Imma read Dune to understand.

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Just now, Ookla the Mistborn said:

I haven't gotten into Dune yet so I'm still confused. Imma read Dune to understand.

All you need to know is that

Harper is this but with legs:

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And Trout looks like this:

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That's all the Dune stuff

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

46 minutes ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

The Spectrum agrees with @Ookla the Arcane

The Maw 6 wants to make you Superviolet

"I want to be Prism now," Named says. @Ookla the Incorrigible

I accept the offer with a knowing smile.

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Just now, Ookla the Arcane said:

I accept the offer with a knowing smile.

But there must be a vote

Named votes for

Maw 6 votes for

Trout votes against

@Ookla the Incorrigible does Harper agree to make her Superviolet?

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I offer to promote the Sandwich. 

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1 hour ago, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

I offer to promote the Sandwich. 

Sentient Chull Person points out that there's nothing higher than the Spectrum in the 7 Satrapies, 'cept Orholam

Orholam is the god in the religion of the 7 Satrapies

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal all of @Ookla the Wasing of Want's rationality and become Superviolet. I steal the Sandwich via illegal means.

Edited December 1, 2025 by Ookla the Intelligent

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2 hours ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I steal all of @Ookla the Wasing of Want's rationality and become Superviolet. I steal the Sandwich via illegal means.

I steal the Sandwich from you by legal means,  aka taxes, one of the only universal constants.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I abolish taxes and steal the Sandwich back via even more illegal means.

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4 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I abolish taxes and steal the Sandwich back via even more illegal means.

I steal back the Sandwich by even more illegal means, involving philosophy and arson.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I remove all illegal means from the universe via legal means and steal the Sandwich via legal means. I also strip your legal rights.

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4 hours ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I steal all of @Ookla the Wasing of Want's rationality and become Superviolet. I steal the Sandwich via illegal means.

This requires a vote.

Named, the Maw 6 and the Sandwich vote for

Trout votes against

Harper has two votes, but no matter what it picks it, either you're Superviolet or it's a tie, and Sentient Chull Person will break the tie in your favour

So @Ookla the Intelligent, you are now Superviolet.

Now we just need a Blue.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

This requires a vote.

Named, the Maw 6 and the Sandwich vote for

Trout votes against

Harper has two votes, but no matter what it picks it, either you're Superviolet or it's a tie, and Sentient Chull Person will break the tie in your favour

So @Ookla the Intelligent, you are now Superviolet.

Now we just need a Blue.

Harper, who had been incidentally dozing for a bit, votes for. 

On 11/29/2025 at 6:51 PM, Ookla the Mistborn said:

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Hi, what's happening?

 

Or you can ignore all of it and just focus on stealing the sandwich. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I rationally nuke @Ookla the Intelligent's house with all her family still inside

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I AM SO MAD AT YOU!!!

I quickly teleport my family away and nuke YOUR house and turn off your teleportation abilities
NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FAMILY HOW DARE YOU DOOMIE!