The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

12 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

alright

PM me if it's long

It's already here, since it was added to Magic System Mayhem

It doesn't have everything, but it is enough.

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

20 hours ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

But you did it without the sandwich's consent.

If you look back 500 pages ago you will see that I got the Sandwiches consent. I take back the Sandwich that was wrongfully taken from me. Then I wander off to find Jerome.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

If you look back 500 pages ago you will see that I got the Sandwiches consent. I take back the Sandwich that was wrongfully taken from me. Then I wander off to find Jerome.

I rightfully take it from you by approaching from your right.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

5 hours ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

I rightfully take it from you by approaching from your right.

I find Jerome and his army of monkeys. We decide to formally challenge the Spectrum to a duel to determine the rulers of the known universe. I propose a contest of champions and elect Jerome as my champion.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

I find Jerome and his army of monkeys. We decide to formally challenge the Spectrum to a duel to determine the rulers of the known universe. I propose a contest of champions and elect Jerome as my champion.

"If such a contest is to occur, representatives from Arrakis @Ookla the Incorrigible will also need to select a champion, making this a three-way duel. The Champion representing Seven Satrapies will be the Emperor of the Chromerian Empire, High Luxlord and Highest Luxiat, Prism Named."

Named, eyes swirling with colour, steps forward. "We need to decide on the terms of this contest," he says.

Edited December 5, 2025 by Ookla the Tachyon

[Unintelligenius he/him]

17 hours ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

Named, eyes swirling with colour, steps forward. "We need to decide on the terms of this contest," he says.

I step forward as Jerome's spokesmen. "I say we keep things simple, no magic, no shenanigans, just hand to hand combat... or if you prefer we could use daggers or swords. We could also up the stakes by giving the winner the Sandwich and naming them Emperor of the Sandwich."

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 12/4/2025 at 3:09 PM, Ookla the Tachyon said:

Named agrees, since you are Superviolet.

Named also offers to make you a superviolet drafter.

Wait your telling me the Superviolet isn't a drafter...

Spoiler

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

38 minutes ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

I step forward as Jerome's spokesmen. "I say we keep things simple, no magic, no shenanigans, just hand to hand combat... or if you prefer we could use daggers or swords. We could also up the stakes by giving the winner the Sandwich and naming them Emperor of the Sandwich."

"No magic is kind of unfair. I'm a fullborn, and I need it to stay alive. However, Sandy can get Jerome almost any magic system to balance it out."

24 minutes ago, Ookla the Arcane said:

Wait your telling me the Superviolet isn't a drafter...

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Yeah right now only Named (Prism) and Harper (Orange+Green) are drafters, and Harper hasn't even used it yet. I'll fix that eventually, but I must first cement the rule of the Seven Satrapies.

You've read the whole series?
[Blood Mirror]

Spoiler

Named can draft nine colours, but I'll try not to use chi and paryl because spoilers.

Also all of his chromaturgy comes from compounding a duraluminmind and a nicrosilmind, which Connect him to Orholam.

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 12/5/2025 at 4:32 PM, Ookla the Tachyon said:

"No magic is kind of unfair. I'm a fullborn, and I need it to stay alive. However, Sandy can get Jerome almost any magic system to balance it out."

Yeah right now only Named (Prism) and Harper (Orange+Green) are drafters, and Harper hasn't even used it yet. I'll fix that eventually, but I must first cement the rule of the Seven Satrapies.

You've read the whole series?
[Blood Mirror]

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Named can draft nine colours, but I'll try not to use chi and paryl because spoilers.

Also all of his chromaturgy comes from compounding a duraluminmind and a nicrosilmind, which Connect him to Orholam.

 

Yep

Spoiler

Plus, it's the Seven not the Nine, and chi and paryl are blasphemous  

btw is Named a true prism?

 

Edited December 7, 2025 by Ookla the Arcane

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Arcane said:

Yep

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Plus, it's the Seven not the Nine, and chi and paryl are blasphemous  

btw is Named a true prism?

 

Spoiler

He is not a true Prism. He was an ordinary fullborn until Sandy gave him metalminds for nine colours and Lightsplitting. Also in TLT Rebus modified his eyes so he has a built-in full spectrum light source that doesn't block his vision.

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 12/5/2025 at 2:32 PM, Ookla the Tachyon said:

"No magic is kind of unfair. I'm a fullborn, and I need it to stay alive. However, Sandy can get Jerome almost any magic system to balance it out."

"I meant no magic in the fight, if you need it to stay alive then that's completely understandable. But we want this fight to be about who's stronger and a better fighter, not about who has the superior magic, so what do you say fight to first blood with a weapon of your choice?"

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

"I meant no magic in the fight, if you need it to stay alive then that's completely understandable. But we want this fight to be about who's stronger and a better fighter, not about who has the superior magic, so what do you say fight to first blood with a weapon of your choice?"

"But magic is also something that requires skill to use effectively, so I argue that it should be allowed. Besides, you could use the same argument that a monkey has an advantage because it has fur that can block far more hits than just skin."

[Unintelligenius he/him]

7 hours ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

"But magic is also something that requires skill to use effectively, so I argue that it should be allowed. Besides, you could use the same argument that a monkey has an advantage because it has fur that can block far more hits than just skin."

"You make a valid point but at what point is it too powerful? Like lets say Jerome wanted to have the power of a Shard and then could presumably destroy you with the mere wave of a hand?"

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I persuade Orange to steal the Sandwich on my behalf

[Keke They/he]

On 10/27/2025 at 11:51 AM, Ookla the Broken said:

I always think of the FSY song, if any of you are familiar with that.

I, standing behind you, pull on the spikes, causing them to go back at ink and embers, and while they’re distracted I harvest sandwichlight from the sandwich 

Me to bro i thought I was crazy thinking of it

On 10/27/2025 at 12:22 PM, Ookla the Intelligent said:

Yeah I kinda did it for both reasons

I whack you with WaT (which yes I bring a loooot of places) and steal the Sandwich.

Aye let's go i wasnt crazy

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 hours ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

"You make a valid point but at what point is it too powerful? Like lets say Jerome wanted to have the power of a Shard and then could presumably destroy you with the mere wave of a hand?"

"Of course, we can ban stuff that's too overpowered. I'd say compounding or anything more is too much. Futhermore, in the battle I'll only use chromaturgy, and not the Metallic Arts." 

5 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

I persuade Orange to steal the Sandwich on my behalf

The Maw 6 eats the sandwich and your persuasion

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I throw pepper at the Maw 6 and out comes the Sandwich. I hand the Sandwich to Named for safekeeping.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I throw pepper at the Maw 6 and out comes the Sandwich. I hand the Sandwich to Named for safekeeping.

Named gets bored so hands the Sandwich to me for safekeeping, then wanders off.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Named quickly repents, wanders back, steals the Sandwich, and gives it to me.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

10 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

Named quickly repents, wanders back, steals the Sandwich, and gives it to me.

I shout "Watch out! Flying penguin!" and lob a penguin at your head. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 12/7/2025 at 3:19 PM, Ookla the Tachyon said:

"Of course, we can ban stuff that's too overpowered. I'd say compounding or anything more is too much. Futhermore, in the battle I'll only use chromaturgy, and not the Metallic Arts." 

The Maw 6 eats the sandwich and your persuasion

"For clarification, what's chromaturgy again?

5 hours ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

Named quickly repents, wanders back, steals the Sandwich, and gives it to me.

Jerome grabs the Sandwich from you whilst you are ducking from a lobbed penguin.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

"For clarification, what's chromaturgy again?

Jerome grabs the Sandwich from you whilst you are ducking from a lobbed penguin.

"A magic system."

 

Named hurls red-luxin at the penguin, followed by a wave of sub-red. The penguin got burned to ashes. Named also hits Jerome with a blue luxin icicle and swipes the sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I congratulate Named.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

13 hours ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

Named hurls red-luxin at the penguin, followed by a wave of sub-red. The penguin got burned to ashes. Named also hits Jerome with a blue luxin icicle and swipes the sandwich.

Jerome slaps you and in shame of your actions you return the Sandwich to him. 

I step forward, "Jerome would like to have the power of a Rithmatist for the duel."

[NerdSandwich she/her]

As soon as Jerome is not looking, I quickly snatch the Sandwich.