The Battle for the Sandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Shatter said:

the weight of a young child. 

It's about 22.5 kilos

*still has no idea how much that is because I'm terrible at relative scales* Thanks anyway!

So it sounds like I probably broke my foot?

I produce a stick to use as a crutch

[Shatter He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

*still has no idea how much that is because I'm terrible at relative scales* Thanks anyway!

So it sounds like I probably broke my foot?

I produce a stick to use as a crutch

yes. or you bruised it a lot.

You basically dropped 20 hardcover copies of Wind and Truth on your foot.

Edited January 15 by Shatter

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

*still has no idea how much that is because I'm terrible at relative scales* Thanks anyway!

So it sounds like I probably broke my foot?

I produce a stick to use as a crutch

Think like five bowling balls all in one

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22 hours ago, Shatter said:

yes. or you bruised it a lot.

You basically dropped 20 hardcover copies of Wind and Truth on your foot.

 

20 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Think like five bowling balls all in one

Okay, so very very heavy. 

Thank you very much!

I start hobbling to the popcorn stand, asking if anyone else wants snacks for the duel. Or for eating. That too.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

7 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

 

Okay, so very very heavy. 

Thank you very much!

I start hobbling to the popcorn stand, asking if anyone else wants snacks for the duel. Or for eating. That too.

Anyone asks for a large bucket of it. 

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5 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Anyone asks for a large bucket of it. 

I pass Anyone a box around the size of a dustbin, full of popcorn.

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10 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I pass Anyone a box around the size of a dustbin, full of popcorn.

Anyone thanks you and tips you three clearmarks. 

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Just now, Ashkaloda said:

Anyone thanks you and tips you three clearmarks. 

I thank Anyone and offer the clearmarks to any Radiant that needs some more Light. Unfortunately, it's Voidlight 

[Shatter He/Him]

8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I thank Anyone and offer the clearmarks to any Radiant that needs some more Light. Unfortunately, it's Voidlight 

well they're rusted

On 1/16/2026 at 12:47 PM, Ink and Embers said:

 

Okay, so very very heavy. 

Thank you very much!

I start hobbling to the popcorn stand, asking if anyone else wants snacks for the duel. Or for eating. That too.

duel?

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, Shatter said:

well they're rusted

duel?

Me, KSauce, and Tel are having a duel between our respective champions for (I don’t even remember the stakes at this point)

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3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Me, KSauce, and Tel are having a duel between our respective champions for (I don’t even remember the stakes at this point)

I thought it was for the Sandwich but I might be wrong

And if it's 3 of you, would it not be a ... trial??? Instead of a duel?

Edited January 18 by Ink and Embers
Clarity

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8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I thought it was for the Sandwich but I might be wrong

And if it's 3 of you, would it not be a ... trial??? Instead of a duel?

Nah it’s a duel. Duel can have as many people as it wants. At least more than one. 

[Shatter He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Nah it’s a duel. Duel can have as many people as it wants. At least more than one. 

a three way duel... or a mexican standoff

Edited January 18 by Shatter

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

17 minutes ago, Shatter said:

a three way duel... or a mexican standoff

This seems like a good way for all three people to die. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

17 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Me, KSauce, and Tel are having a duel between our respective champions for (I don’t even remember the stakes at this point)

The winner's faction becomes the ruling faction of the universe, and gets the sandwich.

[Shatter He/Him]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

The winner's faction becomes the ruling faction of the universe, and gets the sandwich.

I'm that will last a long time

...

not

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 hours ago, Shatter said:

I'm that will last a long time

...

not

Nah it will

People like continuity and plot

Also have plan

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 1/14/2026 at 3:18 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Named shot red luxin down, launching him upwards. He hurled more red luxin at both Jerome and Bartholomew

Red luxin is heavy and sticky, the former being why Named uses it for coinshot-like stuff. It is also flammable.

Jerome ducks out of the way, but not before some of the red luxin lands on one of his feet. He decides to ignore it and run for Bartholomew to test what he can do.

On 1/14/2026 at 4:37 AM, Ashkaloda said:

Ohh smart. 

Bartholomew, still stumbling a bit from the unexpected explosion, manages to dive out of the way. Too late, though, to stop two of the coins from hitting him. They bounce off his scales, not cutting, but with enough force to leave a nasty bruise. Grimacing inasmuch as a fish can, Bartholomew charges toward Jerome. 

Jerome unsheathes two glass daggers from his belt and slashes at Bartholomew.

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46 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Jerome ducks out of the way, but not before some of the red luxin lands on one of his feet. He decides to ignore it and run for Bartholomew to test what he can do.

Jerome unsheathes two glass daggers from his belt and slashes at Bartholomew.

Bartholomew dodges to the side, surprisingly agile, and cracks his whip at Jerome. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

Jerome ducks out of the way, but not before some of the red luxin lands on one of his feet. He decides to ignore it and run for Bartholomew to test what he can do.

Jerome unsheathes two glass daggers from his belt and slashes at Bartholomew.

7 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew dodges to the side, surprisingly agile, and cracks his whip at Jerome. 

Named, still in the air, makes a circle of red luxin around both of you, then ignites it with sub-red. Both of you are now stuck in a ring of fire.

Named lands outside the circle and waits.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

17 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Named, still in the air, makes a circle of red luxin around both of you, then ignites it with sub-red. Both of you are now stuck in a ring of fire.

Named lands outside the circle and waits.

On 1/19/2026 at 7:01 AM, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew dodges to the side, surprisingly agile, and cracks his whip at Jerome. 

The whip catches Jeromes ankle and he trips over onto his stomach. He drops a coin and pushes himself up and backwards, over the ring of fire. He drops another coin and angles himself towards Named. Jerome falls from above, flaring pewter, daggers at the ready.

 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

*me realizing I've had the Sandwich for the last like 2 pages*

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28 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

The whip catches Jeromes ankle and he trips over onto his stomach. He drops a coin and pushes himself up and backwards, over the ring of fire. He drops another coin and angles himself towards Named. Jerome falls from above, flaring pewter, daggers at the ready.

 

Seeing as how no one was immediately threatening him, Bartholomew picked through a patch of sand on the ground in front of him and infused it with Oobleck. 

6 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

*me realizing I've had the Sandwich for the last like 2 pages*

This is entirely unacceptable. I approach you and tell you that your shoelaces are untied, and while you are looking down, I swipe the sandwich, cackling. 

They were, in fact, untied. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I am literally not wearing laced shoes

I untie your laces, making you trip over them. I then pick up the discarded Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I am literally not wearing laced shoes

I untie your laces, making you trip over them. I then pick up the discarded Sandwich.

You never said whether or not you are, and since I first mentioned the lacing of your shoes in bold text, that is stuck being canon until you change it otherwise. 

I cut off your hand, still holding the sandwich, and take it with me.