The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I throw the moon at you and then steal the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 4/20/2026 at 6:09 AM, NerdSandwich said:

How the heck did this only get one post over the entire weekend????

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tis' sad indeed how inactive this thread has become compared to how it used to be

On 4/20/2026 at 9:38 AM, NerdSandwich said:

I throw the moon at you and then steal the Sandwich.

I throw the sun at you and fire extinguisher you off so that I can grab the Sandwich and not burn myself

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I am the sun so I redirect towards Uninteligenius and snatch the sandwich with a cool sound effect playing in the background.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I destroy the sun and snatch the Sandwich.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I destroy your son and while you cry I snatch the sandwich and then become the sun again

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I don't have a son, but I am mad regardless and snatch the Sandwich before you become the Sun and incinerate it.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

It, screaming, bursts into flames, I still become the Sun, and then I snatch the sandwich and blast @NerdSandwich with solar radiation. I also give him a really bad sunburn.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

him now has a really bad sunburn. I don't, but since I assume you simply missed me, I steal the Sandwich in revenge.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I summon @NerdSandwich's evil counterparts BirdSandwich, WordSandwich, HeardSandwich, and CurdSandwich. I hypnotize BirdSandwich, WordSandwich, HeardSandwich, and CurdSandwich to attack @NerdSandwich and while the commotion I snatch the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I create AbsurdSandwich, who subsequently steals the Sandwich for me and gives the Sandwich to me. AbsurdSandwich is immune to hypnosis and her actions will always be her own. AbsurdSandwich's actions will always help me.

Edited April 22 by NerdSandwich

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

However, AbsurdSandwich forgot a key part of my plan: That I, too, created an AbsurdSandwich, and when they met, I switcherood them and trapped your AbsurdSandwich in interdimensional time-out, and my AbsurdSandwich gave you a fake sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I permanently destroy your AbsurdSandwich, free my AbsurdSandwich from interdimensional time-out, and make my AbsurdSandwich the only AbsurdSandwich. I make AbsurdSandwich immortal. AbsurdSandwich steals the Sandwich and gives the Sandwich to me. I make AbsurdSandwich immune to time-out.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I pull out my "NAH! You Can't Do That" Pass, and you get blasted to the 1st dimension, unable to move.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I free myself from the 1st dimension and start doing a little dance.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab the Sandwich and then play an Uno reverse card on @NerdSandwich and she is blasted back into the first dimension. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I play another Uno reverse card and I am blasted back into the third dimension, and I have the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I play Uno No Mercy at you and force you to start doing the conga for four seconds. I then grab the Sandwich and run off into the tenth dimension

[Fizz9]

I follow you into the tenth dimension, throw a fake sandwich at you and grab the sandwich while you're wondering why there is a sandwitch.

Then I grab the POTATOpotato from the The Last Post Loses forum.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I toss the POTATOpotato back to The Last Post Loses and go on to get tangled up in quantums

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I grab the Sandwich and teleport to the eleventh dimension.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I grab the Sandwich and teleport to the eleventh dimension.

I realize that 11 is just a 1 and a 1, meaning that you just went to the 1st dimension twice. I follow you into the 1st dimension, then grab the Sandwich and hop over to the 2nd dimension.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I hop over to the 2nd dimension, and I steal the Sandwich, and I create a triangle, and I teleport to the twelfth dimension.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

My house is in the Twelfth Dimension, so I open my door, grab a {REDACTED} from a {REDACTED} field nearby, and break your brain using math. Then I grab the Sandwich and teleport to the 0th Dimension

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I destroy the 0th dimension after I steal the Sandwich. I create a large Monument To The Late 0th Dimension.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Luckily, I went to the Earlier 0th Dimension, and I still have the Sandwich. I dimension hop around until there are fake copies of me and the sandwich in every dimension.