The Battle for the Sandwich

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I cradle my popped branch and cry as much as a tree can cry.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

10 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I cradle my popped branch and cry as much as a tree can cry.

I am confused. "Wait, since when have you been a tree?"

I also re-summon the same pterodactyl using the same method, complete with Sandwich and @Through The Living Grub

[Grubfriend He/Him]

"Hello @Through the Living Ink! Would you like a non-hemalurgic spike cookie?"

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Grub said:

"Hello @Through the Living Ink! Would you like a non-hemalurgic spike cookie?"

"I would love a cookie!" I shout enthusiastically, grabbing both cookie and Sandwich.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

"WAIT HE DIDN'T BOLD "Non-Hemalurgic"! DON'T EAT IT!" I yell, roots coming out of the ground and snatching the cookie. I also snatch the Sandwich.

[Grubfriend He/Him]

"You stole my gift to Ink!" I yell.

I put the tree in a pot (roots and all), and run away with my cookie, tree, and Sandwich!

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I snatch both back and drop an arcade on your head.

"SO?!"

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I snatch my friend Both back who you just kidnapped and you get arrested for child abduction.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I apologise to Both and give them a pterodactyl as an apology. I then break out of prison without anyone noticing, as I am a Gaurd there. Also, sharks.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I slowly begin siphoning power off of the Sandwich via my roots, and I become extremely powerful.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I throw a shark at you, accidentally starting a forest fire in the process

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I luckily wasn't in that forest and your shark missed.

[Grubfriend He/Him]

SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES!

Spoiler

I finally get the reference!

 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Pineapples?!!!!
I do not get the reference. May I ask what it is to?

[Grubfriend He/Him]

15 minutes ago, Through the Living Ink said:

Pineapples?!!!!
I do not get the reference. May I ask what it is to?

Pretty sure it's an ASDF reference. You can find their movies on YT.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Pretty sure it's an ASDF reference. You can find their movies on YT.

Oh cool, thank you!

WAIT SO THAT'S WHAT MY FRIEND WAS DRAWING
I THOUGHT I RECOGNISED THAT FROM SOMEWHERE!!!!
AWESOME

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I slowly begin siphoning power off of the Sandwich via my roots, and I become extremely powerful.

I cut your roots.

[Grubfriend He/Him]

1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

I cut your roots.

I eat the roots.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

15 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I slowly begin siphoning power off of the Sandwich via my roots, and I become extremely powerful.

I grab the Sandwich now that your roots have been cut and eaten, and then use my freeze ray gun to freeze everyone so that no one can steal the Sandwich from me.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Fortunately, this automatically triggers my cheese ray, which covers you in cheese. You are busy wiping it out your eyes, so drop the Sandwich while the ice around the rest of us quickly melts.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I eat all the cheese.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I give you salt and pepper to go with the cheese. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 4/3/2026 at 9:10 AM, Through the Living Ink said:

I give you salt and pepper to go with the cheese. 

I thank you and take the Sandwich while you are distracted by my apology. Then, in the Easter spirit, I even decide to give you some easter eggs.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Just now, Unintelligenius said:

I thank you and take the Sandwich while you are distracted by my apology. Then, in the Easter spirit, I even decide to give you some easter eggs.

I thank you for the Easter eggs, shout "Look! A rabbit!" and mass produce some Molotov cocktail easter eggs while you aren't looking. I then give you three. 

[Katalri_105 They/her]

On 4/5/2026 at 4:22 PM, Ink and Embers said:

I thank you for the Easter eggs, shout "Look! A rabbit!" and mass produce some Molotov cocktail easter eggs while you aren't looking. I then give you three. 

While you all are exchanging Easter eggs, I take the sandwich and run away.