The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I knock it aside and slash at you diagonally. 

While you are focused on slashing me, a spike grows out of my chest and stabs you

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

While you are focused on slashing me, a spike grows out of my chest and stabs you

The spike is in fact me stabbing you. Stabbing Ash was just a bonus

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

While you are focused on slashing me, a spike grows out of my chest and stabs you

I stumble backwards and begin healing from the wound. Outstretching my hand, I blast a bolt of lightning at you. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

17 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

The spike is in fact me stabbing you. Stabbing Ash was just a bonus

But I was using Progression....

I draw more Stormlight and grow another spike from my palm and stab you

14 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I stumble backwards and begin healing from the wound. Outstretching my hand, I blast a bolt of lightning at you. 

I take the hit, then re-gigantify and attempt to step on you.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But I was using Progression....

I draw more Stormlight and grow another spike from my palm and stab you

I take the hit, then re-gigantify and attempt to step on you.

I dodge forward, then swing at the back of your leg. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But I was using Progression....

I draw more Stormlight and grow another spike from my palm and stab you

I take the hit, then re-gigantify and attempt to step on you.

I use that connection to siphon your Investiture from you. You shrink back to normal

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I use that connection to siphon your Investiture from you. You shrink back to normal

I draw in anti-investiture and you explode. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I draw in anti-investiture and you explode. 

Ow

I am dead now

Physically, that is. My mind still roams the Dreamscape, stuck there

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Ow

I am dead now

Physically, that is. My mind still roams the Dreamscape, stuck there

Because you're OotS, I give you an option to what you want your Cognitive Shadow spiked to.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Because you're OotS, I give you an option to what you want your Cognitive Shadow spiked to.

A free body. Which I'll then turn into a full Steel Inquisitor

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

A free body. Which I'll then turn into a full Steel Inquisitor

A free body? I don't see any human bodies around...

Hey @El Denisimo do you have any bodies I can use?

[Denissimo He/him]

4 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

A free body? I don't see any human bodies around...

Hey @El Denisimo do you have any bodies I can use?

*Looks at the bottom of my bed*
Specifications? I have cadavers all types, priced at only 5 boxing each (i have too many please buy)
Specific limbs or organs are half-price.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, El Denisimo said:

*Looks at the bottom of my bed*
Specifications? I have cadavers all types, priced at only 5 boxing each (i have too many please buy)
Specific limbs or organs are half-price.

Someone that looks like Kansas. Uhh, for the boxings...

I compound steel and zinc, ironpull a whole bunch of metal towards me, tap even more steel and duralumin-bendalloy and begin forging boxings straight from raw metal. I begin storing zinc instead so I feel less bored and once I finally mint 5 boxings, I hand them to you.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

*poof*

*steals sandwich*

*poof*
NO, @ChipsAHoid, YOU CANNOT STEAL MY ORGANS AS I HAVE OVER 300, AND I AM SUPREMELY SKILLED AT PLAYING EACH ONE OF THEM.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

16 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I dodge forward, then swing at the back of your leg. 

@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Vielence She/Her]

4 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

*poof*

*steals sandwich*

*poof*
NO, @ChipsAHoid, YOU CANNOT STEAL MY ORGANS AS I HAVE OVER 300, AND I AM SUPREMELY SKILLED AT PLAYING EACH ONE OF THEM.

*repoofs*
*resteals sandwich* 

*repoofs*
…

what she said. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

*repoofs*

*resteals sandwich*

*repoofs*

*takes the Sandwich to a poofproof compound*

[Vielence She/Her]

15 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

*repoofs*

*resteals sandwich*

*repoofs*

*takes the Sandwich to a poofproof compound*

Bahahahaha 

*turns into mist* 

Infiltrates the compound. 
Steals sandwich. 
Blows up compound and @YouCantHaveMySandwich
Flees. 
Goes into hiding. 
 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I find VieB13 in the sandwich shop named hiding. I steal the Sandwich.

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

I use sleight of hand and switch the Sandwich with a gross, normal sandwich.

[TruthwatchingRadiant He/Him]

I use the sheer force of ogres are like onions to take the sandwich from you while singing the FSY theme song.

you want my sandwich? You can’t have my sandwich!

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 9/6/2025 at 2:58 PM, VieB13 said:

I keep the sandwich and then tell the cops exactly where you went. 

The cops get mad at you for snitching and decide to arrest you instead. Then they go searching, find The Sandwich and return it to its rightful owner, me.

[Vielence She/Her]

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I find VieB13 in the sandwich shop named hiding. I steal the Sandwich.

You steal the copy that my hologram is holding. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 minute ago, VieB13 said:

You steal the copy that my hologram is holding. 

Then I also steal the real one.

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, Uninteligenius said:

Then I also steal the real one.

Except you don’t know where the real one is. So you can’t. 
I laugh.