The Battle for the Sandwich

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, Clarkmon22 said:

I burst out of you stomach and Sandwich fixes reality

can we stay in reality *grovel*grovel*grovel* please 

I only break reality if there is complicated stuff

Or when I’m up at 4:30 reading

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 8/11/2025 at 11:22 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

How though? It's SIM.

I like safes.

Sheer force of will. 

 

A fish with legs bursts out of @Clarkmon22's stomach and swipes the sandwich. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I transfer the 125.257 degrees into degrees more than a right angle, causing a 215.257 degree except this one is also more than a right angle, making it a 305.257 degree, except this one is ALSO more than a right angle, making a 395.257 degree of an angle, which is so impossible that it breaks all physics entirely.

With the broken physics, I wedge in a -0 and a 0/0 with a tad bit of wordplay, making the crack in physics so large that no physics can ever repair it.

Lets become the anti-logic people

Nooooo.....

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Become? I already is!

I break the bones of the physics people, destroying their matter. 

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

no like, i wanna join

Lol whats matter? All I know is it don't matter any more!

BONE TIME! I eat the bones, turning them into OBEN!

I then revive O BEN from his death, getting a new ally. Me and O BEN will live together forever and ever.

And he will never become OS BEN. OS BEN is O BEN's alter ego.

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Cool

*rubs hands*

This is where the fun begins…

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat UnUnreality, and you along with it, bringing us to EatededUnUnreality

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I UNFIX REALITY

BC ITS STUPID

I UN UN UN UN UN THE EATEDEDUNUNREALITY MAKING A UNUNUNUNUNEATEDEDUNYUNREALITY

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I only break reality if there is complicated stuff

Or when I’m up at 4:30 reading

Well I break your ability to break reality and restore all reality to the worlds

31 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Sheer force of will. 

 

A fish with legs bursts out of @Clarkmon22's stomach and swipes the sandwich. 

I compound brass and gold for a long time, causing the ground around me to melt. The fish is then instantly fried then vapourised. I take the Sandwich and run back to Callisto.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

35 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Nooooo.....

Well I break your ability to break reality and restore all reality to the worlds

I compound brass and gold for a long time, causing the ground around me to melt. The fish is then instantly fried then vapourised. I take the Sandwich and run back to Callisto.

The fried fish is dipped in tartar sauce and then served along with @ChipsAHoid to me. I consume the fish and Chips and look on happily as Bartholomew stealthily moves Callisto behind you, so you are now running in the wrong direction. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, Clarkmon22 said:

I burst out of you stomach and Sandwich fixes reality

can we stay in reality *grovel*grovel*grovel* please 

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I only break reality if there is complicated stuff

Or when I’m up at 4:30 reading

sometimes I just dont feel like logicing today

41 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Nooooo.....

Well I break your ability to break reality and restore all reality to the worlds

I compound brass and gold for a long time, causing the ground around me to melt. The fish is then instantly fried then vapourised. I take the Sandwich and run back to Callisto.

i undo button

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

The fried fish is dipped in tartar sauce and then served along with @ChipsAHoid to me. I consume the fish and Chips and look on happily as Bartholomew stealthily moves Callisto behind you, so you are now running in the wrong direction. 

I duralumin-ironpull of Callisto, very carefully so I don't crash into Jupiter or something, and then steelpush to smoothen my descent. I land gracefully on Callisto and build the 20th or something 11D SIM-Aluminum safe. I put the sandwich inside.

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

sometimes I just dont feel like logicing today

i undo button

But it was all a dream.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

The fried fish is dipped in tartar sauce and then served along with @ChipsAHoid to me. I consume the fish and Chips and look on happily as Bartholomew stealthily moves Callisto behind you, so you are now running in the wrong direction. 

I am eaten. It’s tragic. However, I execute plan Escape from Glass. I crawl out of your throat and escape. 

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I duralumin-ironpull of Callisto, very carefully so I don't crash into Jupiter or something, and then steelpush to smoothen my descent. I land gracefully on Callisto and build the 20th or something 11D SIM-Aluminum safe. I put the sandwich inside.

But it was all a dream.

I appear in the safe with the sandwich 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

10 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I am eaten. It’s tragic. However, I execute plan Escape from Glass. I crawl out of your throat and escape. 

I appear in the safe with the sandwich 

The Strong Interaction Field obliterates you into solid plasma.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The Strong Interaction Field obliterates you into solid plasma.

Hah! State change cannot stop me. I obliterate it right back!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I duralumin-ironpull of Callisto, very carefully so I don't crash into Jupiter or something, and then steelpush to smoothen my descent. I land gracefully on Callisto and build the 20th or something 11D SIM-Aluminum safe. I put the sandwich inside.

But it was all a dream.

I know. But since I have Absolute Control over my own dreams, I manifest it.

I click the undo button far to many times.

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The game is simple - The most delicious sandwich ever sits on a hill. You must get the sandwich.
The point is to have fun and be original! Don't just say "I take the sandwich" cuz that's lame and boring.

The sandwich is whatever type that you love most. You like a PB&J? It becomes that when you take it.

Anything goes, as long as:
The sandwich isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)
The sandwich isn't duplicated or replaced. Fakes are allowed.
Your actions aren't too outlandish (The sandwich appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

I'll start - I walk up to the sandwich and grab it.
I get to be boring because uhhhhhh

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I know. But since I have Absolute Control over my own dreams, I manifest it.

I click the undo button far to many times.

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The game is simple - The most delicious sandwich ever sits on a hill. You must get the sandwich.
The point is to have fun and be original! Don't just say "I take the sandwich" cuz that's lame and boring.

The sandwich is whatever type that you love most. You like a PB&J? It becomes that when you take it.

Anything goes, as long as:
The sandwich isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)
The sandwich isn't duplicated or replaced. Fakes are allowed.
Your actions aren't too outlandish (The sandwich appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

I'll start - I walk up to the sandwich and grab it.
I get to be boring because uhhhhhh

I, uh...guys how can one undo undoing? All I have is Fullborn abilities, and I can't think how to use them

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I, uh...guys how can one undo undoing? All I have is Fullborn abilities, and I can't think how to use them

prob just get a redo button

also, NOT ANY MORE LOL

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

prob just get a redo button

also, NOT ANY MORE LOL

Fine

A BIG GREEN SPACE HAND PRESSES A GIANT REDO BUTTON UNTIL WE GET BACK TO THE PRESENT

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Fine

A BIG GREEN SPACE HAND PRESSES A GIANT REDO BUTTON UNTIL WE GET BACK TO THE PRESENT

I open the present? What’s inside??

Spoiler

IT’S A PIPE BOMB! YAYYYYYY

Please somebody get the reference

 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I open the present? What’s inside??

  Hide contents

IT’S A PIPE BOMB! YAYYYYYY

Please somebody get the reference

 

Oh hey it did arrive eventually

I thought it got lost in the mail

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

31 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Oh hey it did arrive eventually

I thought it got lost in the mail

I remember you saying that! :D:D:D

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I walk up to the sandwich and grab it.
I get to be boring because uhhhhhh

I walk up to you and grab the Sandwich. I then summon a Dr. Strange portal and teleport to Mt. Everest.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I know. But since I have Absolute Control over my own dreams, I manifest it.

I click the undo button far to many times.

-------

 

The game is simple - The most delicious sandwich ever sits on a hill. You must get the sandwich.
The point is to have fun and be original! Don't just say "I take the sandwich" cuz that's lame and boring.

The sandwich is whatever type that you love most. You like a PB&J? It becomes that when you take it.

Anything goes, as long as:
The sandwich isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)
The sandwich isn't duplicated or replaced. Fakes are allowed.
Your actions aren't too outlandish (The sandwich appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

I'll start - I walk up to the sandwich and grab it.
I get to be boring because uhhhhhh

3 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I walk up to you and grab the Sandwich. I then summon a Dr. Strange portal and teleport to Mt. Everest.

Alright I think the Redo button created an alternate timeline, one in the present and another in the past.

The version of me in the past slide tackles @Uninteligenius and takes the sandwich. The present version shoves Chips into the spiritual realm.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I bribe all of the dictionary companies to change the meaning of "safe" to "bunny rabbit"

[TruthwatchingRadiant He/Him]

I take the bunny rabbit, and tickle it do barf of the Sandwich. (Pretty disgusting, yeah I know, buuutttt… the Sandwich is perfect [if I recall correctly] so it remains nice, edible, and tasty.)

Edited August 14, 2025 by TruthwatchingRadiant

[___ He/Him]

At this point I have no idea what is going on and don't really care about the sandwich. I happily live in a little shack on an uninhabited moon eating fabricated sandwiches that I actually can eat, instead of one that no-one will actually ever eat.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, mippo said:

At this point I have no idea what is going on and don't really care about the sandwich. I happily live in a little shack on an uninhabited moon eating fabricated sandwiches that I actually can eat, instead of one that no-one will actually ever eat.

I order my fish with legs to steal your fabricated sandwiches. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

 

6 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Alright I think the Redo button created an alternate timeline, one in the present and another in the past.

The version of me in the past slide tackles @Uninteligenius and takes the sandwich. The present version shoves Chips into the spiritual realm.

I snap my fingers to combine all the timelines into just one. From the time warping, everyone is stunned for ten minutes except me, because I performed the time warp. I grab the Sandwich and go to a certain hidey hole to hide.

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

I order my fish with legs to steal your fabricated sandwiches. 

I put up a time bubble around the moon which creates a sort of time-wise pressure difference between the inside and the outside so that anything which which moves into the bubble will instantly disintegrate from age.

1 minute ago, Uninteligenius said:

 

I snap my fingers to combine all the timelines into just one. From the time warping, everyone is stunned for ten minutes except me, because I performed the time warp. I grab the Sandwich and go to a certain hidey hole to hide.

And except for me, as I have bonded a time spren.

[strmblsd he/him]

i eat a sandwich. not the sandwich but a normal sandwich.