The Battle for the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

In a flash I grab the Sandwich and run away, cackling.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

oo did you count the posts? nice

You slip and fall, because you ran at the pool. The sandwich falls into my hands after I dried myself from the normal pool water.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Yes, I did(there’s 25 per page).

Groan in pain as I land on my tail bone.

[strmblsd he/him]

I stand up from the side of the pool where I was paying no attention to anything.. and then walk over to a chair and sit

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Noooooo I was at school!!

[PianoSavant she/her]

1 hour ago, PianoSavant said:

the shark learns to walk on land.

The shark learns to run on land. In the chaos that follows, I end up with the Sandwich and someone’s disembodied hand. I throw the hand at the shark and run away as fast as I can.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The shark eats the hand, and, tasting blood, leaps at you, stealing the sandwich with its prodigious bite. I then reveal that the shark was me all along!

[PianoSavant she/her]

I am mildly concerned that you just ate a human hand.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I steal the shark which is apparently Nerdy and take the sandwich out of there mouth before they can swallow it.

[SPECTRE120]

I set a nuclear time bomb to explode exactly 4 pages from now.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Uh oh! *begins building a bomb shelter* 

Not for me ofc, for the sandwich

Edited August 31, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I use my water bending to shoot out of the water, I make eye contact with Glass. As my hand goes towards my gun holster I say in my best Western accent, “The standoff begins.”

*loads southern rifle*

12 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Uh oh! *begins building a bomb shelter* 

Not for me ofc, for the sandwich

"Pretty sure the Sandwich is the only thing that doesn't need protecting from a nuclear blast..."

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

23 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Pretty sure the Sandwich is the only thing that doesn't need protecting from a nuclear blast..."

"Can't hurt to be extra careful! After all, there are untold consequences if the sandwich is ever destroyed..."

*shelter will be finished in a couple of pages*

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I help Doomslug build the shelter in preparation for page 221.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I also help.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

While everyone is distracted building a bomb shelter, I take the Sandwich and jump into strmblsd’s super fortified hidey hole.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I was not building the bomb shelter, so I was not distracted. I see Vyz steal the Sandwich and follow him, then bonk him on the head with a hammer and steal the Sandwich. I then assist in building the bomb shelter. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I steal the sandwich then fly to the moon so I'll be out of the bombs range.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

I use a moon laser to transmit my photons onto the moon, where I steal the sandwich then ride the laser back.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I suddenly remember that denoting the bomb is an option, so I hire a monkey to do my homework.

[strmblsd he/him]

I get back from camping 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I scream, having been hiding in his hole.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I take the Sandwich and put bring it to Urithiru.

[The H]

The Contest takes place, trapping you. I use a cartoon lasso to steal the sandwich from your hands.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I use a small army of floating kangaroos to steal the Sandwich. Then I try and figure out where the kangaroos came from and why they are floating.