The Battle for the Sandwich

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I sigh and use my sandwich summoner to teleport the sandwich to a random location in the multiverse, not even I know where.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A squirrels finds the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I find the squirrel.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I find Glass.

[strmblsd he/him]

I find you all

[LightRinger he/him]

I switch the Sandwich for a nut, Indiana Jones style, and run off with the Sandwich laughing maniacally as a massive boulder chases me. The boulder flattens me and takes the Sandwich. 

Edited July 27, 2024 by LightRinger
I forced my dreams to become reality through force of will.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I flatten the boulder and take the Sandwich as my prize.

[LightRinger he/him]

The government collects taxes on your prize, claiming 100% of the Sandwich. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I destroy the government and take the Sandwich once again.

[LightRinger he/him]

I destroy your Shard account, causing an identity crisis, then I take the sandwich. 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I destroy the Shard, temporarily ending the Battle for the Sandwich, but in a month it's back up again with everyone's accounts restored, including Glass's.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I gasp for air suddenly.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

*blinks confusedly*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*blinks menacingly*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

*fear*

[BlueWildRye he/him]

As you blink, the Sandwich disappears. It is now in my pocket as I blink suspiciously.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*shocked blinks*

*teleporting blinks*

*Sandwich-stealing blinks*

*taking the Sandwich to Jupiter blinks*

[PianoSavant she/her]

I blink so fast I launch myself towards BlueWildRye to steal the Sandwich but miss and hit a tree instead

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I, an intellectual, know where the Sandwich is, I grab it, go back to Earth, and sip some tea while putting on an monocle and doing this: *laughs in British*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

14 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I, an intellectual, know where the Sandwich is, I grab it, go back to Earth, and sip some tea while putting on an monocle and doing this: *laughs in British*

I slap you for daring to laugh in British, then laugh at you for acting British.

Edit: Vyz, my guy,

you're the fourth top-poster in this thread.

Edited July 28, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[LightRinger he/him]

I slap Glass for slapping Vyz, then slap myself for slapping Glass. 

[PianoSavant she/her]

40 minutes ago, PianoSavant said:

I blink so fast I launch myself towards BlueWildRye to steal the Sandwich but miss and hit a tree instead

I apologize to the tree for hitting it then use its branches to steal the Sandwich via improvised catapult. I hit another tree but at least I have the Sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I am the other tree, and I  have the sandwich. 

I also have you, but I’m mostly focused on the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I use my OP AtLA metalbending skills to trap us all in a giant silver box, take the Sandwich, escape the box, and laugh in the box's general direction.

Edited July 28, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[BlueWildRye he/him]

8 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I use my OP AtLA metalbending skills to trap us all in a giant silver box, take the Sandwich, escape the box, and laugh in the box's general direction.

The question is whether silver and aluminum can be metalbended in a Sanderson forum.