The Battle for the Sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

I look at the sandwich in confusion and stand up with a bewildered look on my face...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I do a sick backflip, this distracts strmblsd enough for me to take the Sandwich and phase through the big wall that canceled my flight.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

'Twas actually I that canceled your flight! Mwahaha!

The wall you phased through was nine stories up and led outside. You fall very quickly and, using my newly found telekinetic powers, I snatch the Sandwich from you before you hit the ground.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I bounce on the clouds and fall asleep

I become Superman and fly around Gotham and save everyone from Potato Man.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I climb the top of the tower. "Show yourself!" I yell louder. Then I realize that the Sandwich is on the ground now, so I demolish the tower and send it crashing down on top of Glass.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

The tower shatters and I am unharmed.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I fall down and Glass shatters and I am unharmed, I take the sandwich and throw it to Canada.

Edited June 23, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Canada is too polite to try and stop me when I yoink the sandwich from them. I head to Alaska, the American equivalent of Canada, but American.

[Lunamor she/her]

2 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

I, Pineap-spider, give the sandwich to Lunamor

I use the power of quotebox editing to get Spider to give me the sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I pull the real Sandwich out of my pocket, watching everyone fight for the fake sandwich in Alaska. I eat a burrito.

[LightRinger he/him]

I pull the real real sandwich out of @Vyzkel Willbender’s burrito, which is ironic because I live in Alaska. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I pull the real real real sandwich away from LightRinger and hop onto santas sleigh.

[strmblsd he/him]

 

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I steal them all from all of you and shuffle them around and you have to guess which is the real one to win.

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Not the right

 

 

 

 

 

Look in all boxes

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Not the left

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The middle

 

 

 

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I use my ancient worldbinding powers to summon the Sandwich into my hands.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I throw a snowball at Unintelligenius. it has little to no effect.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I throw Unintelligenius at a snowball, then grab the Sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

I throw a sandwich at the sandwich,then grab the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I steal the Sandwich from Strmblsd, then throw it back at him- wait...

[strmblsd he/him]

I get hit in the face with the sandwich and am just plain confused..

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I throw Strmblsd at the sandwich, then throw the sandwich at Rye

[NameIess]

I eat rye, then grab the sandwich.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I make a small fortune from growing rye.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I steal the small fortune from Rye then invest it and make millions, then I gamble it all away. But then when I'm stumbling down the street I knock into Nameless and deftly pocket the Sandwich.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately your pocket has a hole in it, so the Sandwich drops on the ground, where a horde of ants kidnap it.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

fighting among the ants leads to the great ant revolution of page 179. The ant royalty, led by Marie Ant-oinette, offer the sandwich in exchange for foreign aid.

Edited June 25, 2024 by Pineap-spider