The Battle for the Sandwich

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Me and Gizmo (the dog) run up, and nod at each other. Gizmo takes the sandwich on the right, and I go for the left. We run away with both sandwiches. 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I snatch the sandwich from Fool (may I call you that?) and pointedly not Gizmo, then go sit in the Quaver Music Shop.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I come into the shop, knock you unconscious by hitting you over the head with a grand piano, take the sandwich, and leave the store, running into Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I bribe the Oompa Loompas to jump you and steal the sandwich then give it to me. I grab some chocolate then jump onto an ostrich and ride to the Swiss Family Robinson island.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I summon a Hank the Tank to steal the sandwich, then pet him afterwards and feed him several giant fish. Hank the Tank makes me happy

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I shoot Hank and WhyEverNot with elephant tranquilizer. I then ride my elephant, Sally, into the area and take the sandwich. we travel to the heart of Africa.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

The heart of Africa is not far enough, and Gizmo tracks down Sally and Pineap. We up sneak up stealthily and steal the sandwich as I ride of into the sunset on Gizmo.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I whap you with a tennis racket and take the Sandwich to the planet Pluto.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Since Pluto isn't a planet, when you typed it into google maps you accidentally went to Mickey & Pluto's Clubhouse. Jerome and I apprehend you and throw Mickey Mouse at you, grab the sandwich, and ride Pluto to mars.

Edited May 9, 2024 by Unintelligenius

[strmblsd he/him]

I hit you with a missile blowing you up and sending the sandwich somewhere...idk where tho

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I know, since it went right back to the heart of Africa where me and Sally still are. while we were waiting, we dug a mile wide moat around where we are. Sally catches the sandwich easily and I give her a pat for being a good girl.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

But you are actuality sitting on Gizmo who is using a illusion device to look like Sally.  Sally is over there eating. Gizmo dumps you off of his back and runs over to me with the sandwich.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

But Gizmo was actually me in a disguise (somehow)! The real Gizmo is over there eating. I turn in the opposite direction from you with the sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

But you was actually me in disguise. The real you is over there eating. I use my Doctor Strange powers to go into the mirror dimension.

[PianoSavant she/her]

But you was actually me in disguise. Y’all are over there eating. I stroll off, humming to myself

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Gizmo stopped eating and is now chasing you, as well as me.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Turns out all of you were actually me! I combine back into one and take the Sandwich to my room (where I hide it in a vent but you don't know that shhhhhh)

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

just to be clear we are talking about the legendary sandwich from Teen Titans Go. Right?

Oh, and I do a small search, and run up to Living Glass and steal the sandwich.

Edited May 11, 2024 by One of the Ten Fools

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I’m over here eating.

[Lunamor she/her]

On 5/10/2024 at 8:39 PM, One of the Ten Fools said:

just to be clear we are talking about the legendary sandwich from Teen Titans Go. Right?

Oh, and I do a small search, and run up to Living Glass and steal the sandwich.

Oh my gosh, we totally are!

I take the sandwich while proclaiming that Teen Titans Go is overhated and actually really funny.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

11 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Oh my gosh, we totally are!

I take the sandwich while proclaiming that Teen Titans Go is overhated and actually really funny.

I agree wholeheartedly, and take the sandwich well I nod respectfully.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I, confused because I never watched that show, proclaim that the Sandwich looks like a Subway Footlong.

[strmblsd he/him]

On 10/19/2022 at 1:47 PM, AltonicKeys said:

The sandwich is whatever type that you love most. You like a PB&J? It becomes that when you take it. 

Guys this is the first thing in here... It is all the sandwich 

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

But in the show this was the most delicious sandwich. so wouldn't everyone love it the most?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

No because I've never eaten it.

After Strmblsd clears that up, I take the Sandwich to Subway.