The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

21 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I relight the fire and start to make smores. Then without looking in a very cool dramatic way I throw a grenade behind me which flies through the air and land just in front of Elan. It explodes and the sandwich flies into my hands.

Ouch. Elan thinks as he is blown up.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I apologize to Elan for blowing him up and try to explain that it isn't anything personal, it's just THE SANDWICH.  I then free Jerome from the zoo, he turns off the sun, causing Living Glass to crash. I use lightning speed to run over and grab the sandwich then begin the long journey to Urithiru.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I drop in in front of you, Obi-Wan style, say “Hello there.” and steal the sandwich before tearing away in a Podracer.

Oh, I also cut the sun back on before this, then froze Jerome in Carbonite.

Happy Star Wars Day, and May the Fourth Be With You All!

Edited May 4, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
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[strmblsd he/him]

I go on a hill yell I have the high ground and the jump swipe the sandwich then hide in an underwater city 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I don’t know how to respond to that so I go to said city and just sit in a chair, then wave to you as you go past.

WAIT NO SCRATCH THAT IVE GOT AN IDEA!

I lie in wait for you, then as you enter the city, I spin and ignite 4 lightsabers then say “General Kenobi… wait no… General Strmblsd” then duel you for the sandwich.

Edited May 4, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
Ideaz

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I cheer WhyEverNot on form the sidelines.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I, suddenly in the same underwater city, toss Strmblsd a blue lightsaber.

"3, 2, 1, FIGHT!!"

(@strmblsd!!)

[strmblsd he/him]

I grab it and start swinging wildly..in a figure 8

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*popcorn nom nom*

*offers popcorn to Fool*

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I block your lightsaber strikes with two of my lightsabers, before swinging at you in quick, flowing patterns with my (newly discovered) other 2 arms (which are also holding lightsabers)

I snag some popcorn with the force and pop it into my mouth.

[strmblsd he/him]

I jump and just start sprinting away at full speed (which is very fast I'm a sprinter) and am jumping and hurdling over your strikes (I'm a hurdler irl)

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I gladly take some of the popcorn, and start to play some epic battle music.

*nom nom popcorn*

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I arrive and start to cheer on strmblsd. I have my own popcorn.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

As the epic battle music plays, I magnet grab over to the sandwich, hit a perfectly on-beat backstab to flip over Strmblsd, and combo him into the air with Echo Slash. I then call in Peppermint to air juggle, magnet up to Strmblsd again, hit him with Harmonic Beam, jam combo him with Korsica, magnet grab again, steal the sandwich, refuse to acknowledge the Star Wars theme going on, and use an Overcharge Battery to refill my Reverb.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I slap the sandwich out of your hand, and pick it up of the ground.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I boo nerdy and fool from the sidelines, and throw popcorn at them because they're interfering with the fight.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I throw popcorn at Pineap at half the speed of light, which does... something explosive. Then I hit Fool over the head with a baseball bat and teleport away with the Sandwich as a mushroom cloud rises where you all were.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

The baseball bat breaks over my head. I throw the broken bat 3000mph at Living Glass to knock her over. I then throw myself 3000mph at the sandwich and grab it midair, and land after doing a backflip.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I awaken the underwater building everyone is in to eat all humans inside. I then use my soothing powers to soothe Ten Fools to hand me the sandwich then walk back into the building as it is chomping away at everyone inside. I swim to the surface and uncarbonate Jerome and we grab our spears to go hunt the wild bananas.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Gizmo (this is the dog not the gremlin introduced on p.g. 135) wakes me up, and drags me to the surface. Gizmo and me Grab our bows and go hunt wild Unintelligenius, and Jerome.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

the explosive popcorn launched me into the forest you're all hunting in. I land in the land of bananas, and become the Banana king through clever political maneuvers. When Unintelligenius arrives, my banana guards seize him and Jerome. They confiscate the sandwich and give it to me and then go to defend the banana city from everyone else. Unintelligenius is put in banana prison, and Jerome is put in the banana dungeon and the key is thrown away.

Edited May 7, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I overthrow the banana king, then throw a fake sandwich at you, before using the force to sneakily move the sandwich to myself. I then hide under the throne by teleporting myself into a hole in the rock there. Of course, nobody knows where I am, but they could find me if they looked enough. (I’m like 45 feet down.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I blast through the rock with dynamite. *boom* I grab the Sandwich from Why's caved in hidey-hole, then jump on Charlie the Unicorn's back and ride away singing the "Put A Banana In Your Ear" song from the Charlie the Unicorn videos. We stop on a wooden bridge.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I teleport to the bridge and shapeshift into a troll and punt you away for trying  to cross my bridge. Then I grab the sandwich and sprout wings and fly off.

[strmblsd he/him]

I use a grappling hook and hook onto you and take the sandwich land safely on the ground with it and then sat down and had two sandwiches one in my right one in my left.. you must guess which is the sandwich 

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It's in the left one