The Battle for the Sandwich

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I press a button on the dashboard, and my car suddenly transforms into a submarine.We than dive into the cave, and grab the sandwich. I press a different button that shrinks us down to the atomic scale.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I use my flamethrower to dry up the sea then use my unshrink gun to unshrink Fools car and everyone in it then I use my wrench to dismantle the submarine car and grab the sandwich and get on an airplane.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Your overtly lengthy sentence causes the pilot to crumble to dust. The airplane falls out of the sky, and I position myself at the crash spot to catch the sandwich.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

5 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Your overtly lengthy sentence causes the pilot to crumble to dust. The airplane falls out of the sky, and I position myself at the crash spot to catch the sandwich.

I, however, come by wearing my new jetpack and swipe the sandwich out of midair.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

As I am falling out of the air I call upon my faithful pet monkey Jerome who swoops from a vine and catches me. He then throws me at Mach 150 at Elan and I swipe the sandwich and kick his jetpack so he spirals down to the ground. Then I pull out a doomslug to teleport me safely to the ground.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

As I am falling out of the air I call upon my faithful pet monkey Jerome who swoops from a vine and catches me. He then throws me at Mach 150 at Elan and I swipe the sandwich and kick his jetpack so he spirals down to the ground. Then I pull out a doomslug to teleport me safely to the ground.

I, however, pull off my jetpack just in time to activate my backup jetpack before I hit the ground. I use my doomslug to teleport to your doomslug, steal the sandwich, then summon all nine of the ring-wraiths to attack you.

[strmblsd he/him]

I who have been trapped in that see cave because I'm an idiot steal it right as you enter and go back to the fire to roast a marshmallow 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I use gandolfs stick as a flashlight to scare away the wraiths and then transform them into a giant horse, ride them through strmblsd's fire, lean over and grab the sandwich then gallop away.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

The sandwich disappears from your hand and you look back to see me pulling the One Ring off my finger before I snap my fingers and fly off on the Kinto’un (or flying nimbus if you watched Dragon Ball) listening to Ghost Division by Sabaton.

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[The Stick]

I then use an anti-aircraft station to shoot down the nimbus. I then run away as I crash the Shard.

SeventeenthShard.exe has stopped working 

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I unplug and plug the shard back in, and bribe Jerome with bananas to steal the sandwich for me.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

2 hours ago, The Stick said:

I then use an anti-aircraft station to shoot down the nimbus. I then run away as I crash the Shard.

SeventeenthShard.exe has stopped working 

I first point out that this isn't bold, and therefore isn't canon. 

I then steal Jerome and lock him in a zoo

Finally I angry-birds-style slingshot myself at @WhyEverNot_8 and knock him off the cloud thing he's on. We grapple mid-air for the sandwich, neither of us with a parachute (It looks very dramatic in slow-mo)  

[The Stick]

I then use the Surge of Gravitation by drawing on a Nightblood worth of Investiture before lashing you two into the ground at 50 G Force. I then calmly take the sandwich away to my bunker.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I lunge after you and swipe the sandwich out of your hand and flip myself into a tree, then hide myself with leaves so no one can see me.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I launch my heat seeking mini-hydra-rockets, and blow up your tree, while also accidentally blowing up @The Stick's bunker. I dash toward the sandwich where you fell.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

But I grab the sandwich first, and start doing back flips up a mountain.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I finally come to. I put many obstacles in Fool's way, and he hits his head and drops the Sandwich. While he back flips off a cliff, I take the Sandwich to the summit, where the dragon Naydra from LoZ: Breath of the Wild is waiting.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I shoot the Dragon Naydra with a ancient arrow trapping you at the summit.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I finally come to. I put many obstacles in Fool's way, and he hits his head and drops the Sandwich. While he back flips off a cliff, I take the Sandwich to the summit, where the dragon Naydra from LoZ: Breath of the Wild is waiting.

 

26 minutes ago, One of the Ten Fools said:

I shoot the Dragon Naydra with a ancient arrow trapping you at the summit.

I walk past while everyone is trapped and take the sandwich, then finish my hike up the summit and go back home.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

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1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I walk past while everyone is trapped and take the sandwich, then finish my hike up the summit and go back home.

I convince the Light Dragon to chase after Elan. She steals the Sandwich from Elan and tosses him into the depths.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

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I convince the Light Dragon to chase after Elan. She steals the Sandwich from Elan and tosses him into the depths.

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Not the depths!

Also, beautiful meme

Elan falls into the depths sadly. 

Poor Elan.

He is so sad he decides he needs ice cream and leaves the depths. On the way to the ice cream store he sees the Light Dragon and sneakily swipes the sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I disguise myself as a ice cream truck then run over Elan take the sandwich and start eating some ice cream. Then I open a portal and sit back down at the fire.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I disguise myself as a ice cream truck then run over Elan take the sandwich and start eating some ice cream. Then I open a portal and sit back down at the fire.

Elan is angry.

So I go put out the fire by knocking your ice cream into it, steal the sandwich, and give it to Elan.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I relight the fire and start to make smores. Then without looking in a very cool dramatic way I throw a grenade behind me which flies through the air and land just in front of Elan. It explodes and the sandwich flies into my hands.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I snatch the Sandwich by running Unintelligenius over with a Lamborghini, ruining his coolness. I snatch the Sandwich out of the air and drive of into the sunset.

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1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Also, beautiful meme

lol thanks