Lord Gregorio Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: unrelated things. I did steal the sandwich and you have no head Nooo. I have no head, so I can't see the tea time. I run from the darkness, a crow on my shoulder leading me with its caws. Letting me snatch the sandwich and use it as a head to get away. Lol. Well. I need a new pumpkin head. Edited November 1, 2023 by Lord Gregorio 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 59 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said: I appear in front of the thief, sitting at a table with tea, for it is tea time. There is now a moral obligation to stop for tea time. I ignore morals, but since it is Altonic, i sit down. Coincidentally, a bird steals the sandwich-head from Greg and drops it on my lap. I finish my tea, and run off into the sunset. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 The snail gratefully drinks some tea. Snails like tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 A crab came and took the sandwitch, then he kept it in his shell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroPhile Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 A pneumatic drill cracks open the shell and steals the sandwich. It then proceeds to run away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 The snail comforts the crab, then goes to get vengeance on the pneumatic drill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 A wild Dr. Doofensmirtz shows up with salt and makes a circle around the snail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 5 minutes ago, Soulbinder said: A wild Dr. Doofensmirtz shows up with salt and makes a circle around the snail A drunk Perry the Platypus shows up with pepper, which he puts on the circle to "Cancel out" the pepper. Then Perry steals the sandwich for OWCA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said: A drunk Perry the Platypus shows up with pepper, which he puts on the circle to "Cancel out" the pepper. Then Perry steals the sandwich for OWCA. As I am Perry's boss, he gives me my sandwich back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: As I am Perry's boss, he gives me my sandwich back. Elan, the Interdimensional being, appears and steals the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 The snail carefully avoids both the salt and the pepper, then steals the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 I hire a snail exterminator who steals the sandwich from it and gives it to me. Then he goes to hunt down the snail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted November 11, 2023 Report Share Posted November 11, 2023 The snail exterminator is pulled screaming into the earth by a zombie, who then trudges in the direction of the sandwich. Slowly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted November 11, 2023 Report Share Posted November 11, 2023 The snail thanks the zombie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 11, 2023 Report Share Posted November 11, 2023 It wasn't canon and the snail exterminator finds the snail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted November 11, 2023 Report Share Posted November 11, 2023 The snail eats the snail exterminator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted November 11, 2023 Report Share Posted November 11, 2023 Cthulhu rises from the depths, and snatches the sandwich while the snail is distracted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted November 11, 2023 Report Share Posted November 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Soulbinder said: Cthulhu rises from the depths, and snatches the sandwich while the snail is distracted. If it’s not bold, it’s not canon The snail falls asleep in the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 11, 2023 Report Share Posted November 11, 2023 The exterminator breaks out of the snail, and takes the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 Math takes the sandwitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 1 hour ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said: Math takes the sandwitch. The sandwitch and Math live a very happy life together. Meanwhile, the snail finds the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 54 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: The sandwitch and Math live a very happy life together. Meanwhile, the snail finds the sandwich. It happens to be in Thaidakar's hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 32 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: It happens to be in Thaidakar's hands. And thaidaker happens to be inside a whale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 The snail had worked very hard to get inside that whale. It harpooned the sandwich and made a break for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 The exterminator sprayed the snail with snail-killing solution and took the sandwich from its corpse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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