The Battle for the Sandwich

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

42 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

unrelated things. I did steal the sandwich and you have no head  

Nooo. 

I have no head, so I can't see the tea time. I run from the darkness, a crow on my shoulder leading me with its caws. Letting me snatch the sandwich and use it as a head to get away. 

Lol. Well. I need a new pumpkin head.

Edited November 1, 2023 by Lord Gregorio

[Immortal Platypus]

59 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

I appear in front of the thief, sitting at a table with tea, for it is tea time. There is now a moral obligation to stop for tea time.

I ignore morals, but since it is Altonic, i sit down. Coincidentally, a bird steals the sandwich-head from Greg and drops it on my lap. I finish my tea, and run off into the sunset.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail gratefully drinks some tea. Snails like tea.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

A crab came and took the sandwitch, then he kept it in his shell.

[PyroPhile]

A pneumatic drill cracks open the shell and steals the sandwich. It then proceeds to run away.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail comforts the crab, then goes to get vengeance on the pneumatic drill.

[Soulbinder she/her]

A wild Dr. Doofensmirtz shows up with salt and makes a circle around the snail

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

A wild Dr. Doofensmirtz shows up with salt and makes a circle around the snail

A drunk Perry the Platypus shows up with pepper, which he puts on the circle to "Cancel out" the pepper.

Then Perry steals the sandwich for OWCA.

[Immortal Platypus]

5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

A drunk Perry the Platypus shows up with pepper, which he puts on the circle to "Cancel out" the pepper.

Then Perry steals the sandwich for OWCA.

As I am Perry's boss, he gives me my sandwich back.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

As I am Perry's boss, he gives me my sandwich back.

Elan, the Interdimensional being, appears and steals the sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail carefully avoids both the salt and the pepper, then steals the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

I hire a snail exterminator who steals the sandwich from it and gives it to me. Then he goes to hunt down the snail

[Soulbinder she/her]

The snail exterminator is pulled screaming into the earth by a zombie, who then trudges in the direction of the sandwich. Slowly. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail thanks the zombie.

[Immortal Platypus]

It wasn't canon and the snail exterminator finds the snail.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail eats the snail exterminator.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Cthulhu rises from the depths, and snatches the sandwich while the snail is distracted. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 minute ago, Soulbinder said:

Cthulhu rises from the depths, and snatches the sandwich while the snail is distracted. 

If it’s not bold, it’s not canon  

The snail falls asleep in the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

The exterminator breaks out of the snail, and takes the sandwich.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Math takes the sandwitch.

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Math takes the sandwitch.

The sandwitch and Math live a very happy life together.

Meanwhile, the snail finds the sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

54 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

The sandwitch and Math live a very happy life together.

Meanwhile, the snail finds the sandwich.

It happens to be in Thaidakar's hands.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

32 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

It happens to be in Thaidakar's hands.

And thaidaker happens to be inside a whale.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail had worked very hard to get inside that whale. It harpooned the sandwich and made a break for it.

[Immortal Platypus]

The exterminator sprayed the snail with snail-killing solution and took the sandwich from its corpse.