What would you do if you found in your pocket

[Telrao she/her]

Be confused, then feel super guilty and give it to the police station so they can give it to whatever unfortunate person lost their Debit Card

WWYDIYF a mannequin in your pocket?

Edited November 7, 2022 by Telrao

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Be really concerned and confused.

WWYDIYF 4 cups of orange juice IYP?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Turn them into smoothies and then guzzle them up like a 40 ton humpback whale.

What would you do if you found the Obiekt 279 (UFO tank) in your pocket?

Spoiler

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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Gleefully drive it around.

WWYDIYF bluestone in your pocket?

[Telrao she/her]

Look at it, say "Ooooooo blue stoooone" then yeet it at my little brother

WWYDIYF some totally not spiked cookies in your pocket!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Give them to my friendly neighborhood Voidus.

WWYDIYF Rashek IYP?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Slap him, and steel his metalminds.

WWYDIYF a pickaxe in your pocket?

Edited November 9, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[Telrao she/her]

Trip and fall over, destroying the planet in the process.

WWYDIYF Nightblood in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

DESTROY EVIL!

WWYDIYF The Diagram IYP?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Save them all!!!

What would you do if you found blessings in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Give them to my local Kandra.

WWYDIYF Bitcoin IYP?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Be rich.

What would you do if you found a paperclip, a piece of gum, and a chopstick in your pocket?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Destroy them.

WWYDIYF a blank lined piece of paper IYP?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Make a paper airplane. 

What would you do if you found 9/10s of the law in your pocket?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Hide it from my father.

WWYDIYF a random ring IYP?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Wear it.

WWYDIYF a tag in you pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Hope that it was related to TLT.

What would you do if you found an infectious parasite in your pocket?

 

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Freak out and then throw it at one of my friends.

WWYDIYF a radio IYP?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

4 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

Freak out and then throw it at one of my friends.

Some friend you are...

Mess around with it to see what it was picking up.

WWYDIYF a radio wave IYP?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Be confused. But only because I would want to be.

WWYDIYF a parrot sticker IYP?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Is it a sticker for the parrot or a sticker of a parrot?

WWYDIYF a Mortal Engines doomsday device IYP?

[Telrao she/her]

Cackle, then set it off

WWYDIYF a grain of rice in your pocket? 

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Add it to the rice in the cupboard.

WWYDIYF a baby dragon IYP?

[Telrao she/her]

Squeal, then wonder how the heck I'm gonna keep it a secret

WWYDIYF a *cooked* potato in your pocket

[The Sibling she/her]

Mash it.

WWYDIYF a purple tie emitting a soft green glow in your pocket?