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The Origin Sea Platypus, hearing all the talking, looks up from the plants he'd been studying. Upon seeing Wizard, he is deeply confused. I can't deal with this right now. Not after those Wyrmholes. Who'd have thought I'd get seasick from portals. He continues to study the plants and the ecosystem as a whole.
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The Battle for the Sandwich
Immortal Platypus replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I carefully hide the sandwich, recognizing Sequence under the outfit. It will probably be okay, but I've been waiting a long time for this. "I would like... some carbonated chocolate milk in a goblet. Thank you."- 13683 replies
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
that is absolutely despicable. Platypus quietly pondered the existence of life. Not the meaning, (that's obviously 42), but the existence.- 111828 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
Immortal Platypus replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"I have arrived!" I announce. "Oh, wait. This is the wrong restaurant." I leave and arrive at the other, correct, restaurant. "Hi Nerdy," I say, sitting down at the table. I pull out the sandwich and pull the Caterpillar out of it. "This is @Aes Sedai now. Nice too see you again after the 35 pages from our last friendly meeting."- 13683 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
Immortal Platypus replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Platypus, having cleverly grabbed the Caterpillar to get to the sandwich fast, takes the sandwich and continues on his way.- 13683 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
Immortal Platypus replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I grab a medium-rare steak, give it to altonic keys so he is distracted (even if he doesn't like it, it would surprise him that I'm giving him gifts), grab the sandwich, and continue on my way to lunch.- 13683 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
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I think @Aes Sedai's is, like, a nine foot long something wrapped in bread.- 13683 replies
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I don't understand how you accidentally memorized it, but... you do you.
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The Battle for the Sandwich
Immortal Platypus replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Platypus' voice emanates next to you. "It is whatever the holder wants it to be. That rule existed since, like, page 40 i think.- 13683 replies
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Calano's Office Platypus bursts into the room, panting from his fighting, and immediately shuts the door. "Weird onyx-like tigers... Fought them... couldn't hold them off... they're here." He struggles to get out, gasping in between phrases. "Any plans... must go... just about... now. Can't wait longer. Also, I'd like to go find the Orgin with you. I can help." He says, regaining his breath. Suddenly the door shakes. "They're here. We need to go now!" @CalanoCorvus @The Bookwyrm
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The Battle for the Sandwich
Immortal Platypus replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I bring some pizzas, just in case The Sandwich gets stolen while i'm in transit.- 13683 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
Immortal Platypus replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Platypus gets happy because, well, Caterpillar nuzzling! I grab the replica, with the caterpillar still inside it, and book it to the perpendicularity. I take the real sandwich from Thaidakar because the shadows never took it from him(?). I take the sandwich and The Sandwich and go to meet up with @NerdyAarakocra for lunch with them and @Aes Sedai.- 13683 replies
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The Clinic: Lobby Spinning, slashing, jabbing, and hacking, Platypus whirls through the skeletons, chasing after the tigers. Seeing a purple flare come along the metal, he cleverly deduces that they aren't onyx after all. Needing advice, he turns to The Shrai. But there is no response. He is forced to continue, on his own.
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Ok. Thank you for your time." Platypus says with a bow. Then he turns to go.- 111828 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Platypus looks at it. And looks at it. And looks at it. Then finally realizes that the Caterpillar must be magical, it can freeze people with glares. "I wasn't holding you hostage," Platypus whispers. "I was trying to make it easier for you to get to the sandwich if you said no. I can be nice sometimes." Platypus says, sadly. "Why do you always assume the worst of me?"- 13683 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Platypus winces as his connection is severed, then recovers. "I did not want to be unable to communicate. I simply thought to give you a break from it. I have no illusions as to who is the master of this Blade." He says calmly. "Do you know who has sworn not to use it? You need not tell me, I would just like to know if you know who has it."- 111828 replies
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The Clinic: Lobby "Thanks... I don't think I know your name. Anyway, we need Bookwyrm, that's what my gut is telling me. You're welcome to come too though. Everyone can. But we might want to dispatch more of the skeletons while we go to him so we don't get interrupted." Platypus responds. @The Bookwyrm @The Aspiring Archivist @Thaidakar the Ghostblood
