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  1. Immortal Platypus
    what's your favorite donut? your second cousin's uncle's ex-girlfriend's left kidney's mother-in-law's 19th upside-down uber-cousin's sister's boyfriend's double first cousin 7 times removed's small intestine!
  2. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus' second cousin twice removed's voice booms in the arena. "Nobody cares about what you want! You want a fight to the death, you all can go fight Nerdy to the death!"
  3. Immortal Platypus
    The Clinic: Roof Feeling bad that he had distracted Lark, Platypus leads his K-tiger to where Lark was, taking on both at once. As he is forced to give ground, he starts plotting. @The Wandering Wizard
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    Sure, if you like. Same sorts of things though. Just makes him much more powerful. "You think that I was distracted by that? Are you that foolish? That was a class ability, it didn't distract at all. And your stars? You think those work?" Platypus stands and lets them hit. They go straight through him without causing harm. "You thought you had control here?" Platypus laughed viciously. "All this is what I expected. I plot. I prepare." Platypus disappears and his voice continues speaking from all around. "And when the time comes..." Platypus appears behind Nerdy without him noticing and the crowd gasps. "...I strike!" Before Nerdy can react, he stabs them in the back of the foot. Nerdy starts to feel his powers being drained. "Vengeance can always use more strength. It's a shame that you think drama can beat my plans. These plans have been brewing for eons. I never planned to defeat you, I just planned to show your power isn't absolute." With that, as Nerdy forces Vengeance out of his foot, Platypus disappears from the arena, back to his normal plane of existence.
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    Never done those before, but okay. "Fool. You can't teleport in a puff of rainbow smoke. I already disabled that." Confounded by Platypus' logic, Nerdy's entire turn is invalidated, which give Platypus a turn to prepare. Platypus' action is to resummon Vengeance to his hand and concentrate to harness its power. As Nerdy's turn was invalidated, he cannot do anything to break the concentration. Platypus achieves harnessing Vengeance's power. "You shouldn't have tried to fight me! I will win!" Platypus booms. "I have harnessed Vengeance! Prepare for your doom!!!" This will basically raise all of his modifiers to +10 and give his proficiency bonus (normally +6) a +7 modifier (to +13). It will also make him faster and raise his AC to 25. These bonuses can be disrupted but I won't tell you how.
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    "Let's here them." Platypus lets the shuriken hit him. It bounces off and into the floor. "First, you say that I haven't scored a hit, while you're running like a coward." Platypus grabs the second shuriken out of the air and throws it right next to the other one. "Second, you think I didn't expect that? Good luck with escaping the consequence." Platypus laughed. "Dominate Monster? Weakling spells. Lightning arrow!" Platypus pulls the two shurikens out of the ground and throws them at the sandworm. They turn into lightning bolts as they streak through the air. Then he pulls out his book. "My class, Plotter, enables me to do this. Have fun!" Unexpectedly, the clock in the arena starts to turn in reverse. "My plotting is coming to fruition." Time rewinds to right before Nerdy flew away from the sandworm. "You probably didn't realize that I could be this powerful. I haven't even used Vengeance to strengthen me yet." The air around the sandworm fills with Narrationdaggers. "You wanted to fight this way. I wanted to fight like warriors, but I'm okay with magical fights." Roll a DEX and a INT saving throw. Both.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    "You're welcome!" You hear fading away as you ride off.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    "I may be knew to this game, and you might know more, but you understand less about this. For instance, you didn't realize that that is my sandworm." As Platypus says this, the sandworm rears up and catapults Nerdy in the air, where he would fall into its mouth. "Good luck getting out of this situation." Platypus smirks with an eyebrow raised as he Narrates Nerdy's ability to disappear/poof away. "I think that maybe you should fight me like a Narrator. Running and hiding isn't the way to defeat me. Subversion, I could understand this strategy. But me?! That's just foolish." @NerdyAarakocra
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    "Was it really a mistake?" Platypus asks from behind him as his blade goes right through what he thought was Platypus. "I thought that you'd be prepared for that." Platypus swings his blade at Nerdy. "Vengeance works in mysterious ways, Nerdy. You can't understand them." Suddenly, Nerdy finds their ability to puff away with rainbow smoke disabled. "Are you ready to try yet?" If you can't tell, I'm bringing out a more cocky, battle-fueled personality that he keeps hidden most of the time. He's also very mocking. I love basing my characters of sides of myself. And the NKG boss fight thing is good for me. I'll probably Google the music.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    "Oh, shut up. It's limited in scope, but that makes it more powerful in certain ways. Misconceptions don't matter to the blade, it cares that I think that I am achieving vengeance. And it totally does not! Does not having the stats of a King class make me any less of a ruler than an opposing king?" Platypus smiled slowly. "You don't know what you've done. Remember when I pursued Subversion? That was a long time ago. I have trained long and hard. I've fought harder things than you will ever be Nerdy. I'm not saying your blade is weak. I'm saying, when my interests and my blade's interests align, there is very little that can stop us." Platypus settled into his fighting stance. "Oh, Nerdy, I think you should know. Subversion's mind isn't wiped. She's a Narrator, so she'd see this anyway, but she also might possess a sword of Plot. I know she used to." Platypus looks at Nerdy, eyes glinting coldly. "Have at thee!" Platypus rushes at him, Blade transforming from a sword into matching shortswords, then to matching daggers, then to matching sickles, then to matching scythes, then back to it's normal form, continuing to do so in a loop. I'm afraid I don't know what NKG is.
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    "Nerdy!" Platypus grimaces. "As though a simple spell could capture me. Plot was one for the dramatic, but the sword I wield is one of, if not the most powerful, versions." Vengeance appears in his hand. "And you just gave me a chance to use it the way it was intended. For once, my interests and the sword's align. Good luck. You'll need it." "Narrator is a class and an occupation. Like one of my Author's characters is a king (occupation) and a ranger (class). As for race, no. My race is Immortal Platypus, my class is Plotter, and my occupation is Narrator."
  12. Immortal Platypus
    "Ssshhh. Don't let Nerdy know. That also might have to do with your class and race."
  13. Immortal Platypus
    "I think you're reading the wrong manual. That's 3rd edition, we play in 5th."
  14. Immortal Platypus
    "Well, now Nerdy isn't going to believe me. Thanks. I also got a 19. I just had to find my dice. When added to my Wisdom modifier, that's 23. When you add my proficiency bonus, its 29. That should be high enough."
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    "I never mocked the so-called Peony Empire, Nerdy. I'm only doing so now that you've told me that they're using enchantments." Platypus smirked. "I don't fear your enchantments. But I have work to do. Plot (non-personified) to attend to. And I intend to find a way to bring Plot (personified) back, so we can get rid of these thrice-blasted swords of his. Please avoid getting in my way. It makes my job so much more annoying."
  16. Immortal Platypus
    The Clinic: Roof "I'm just repeating what Wizard said. good luck with your fights!" Platypus yells, charging a K-tiger.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    precious punny puns pun priscilla's prescribed purple pills
  18. Immortal Platypus
    I don't know why you keep calling me swine, I'm clearly a platypus. and you're only not calling Tani uneducated swine because you don't know her face-to-face. Look, I try to be nice to you (mostly), the least you could do is return the favor at least some of the time.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    "It's okay, we're back to our normal amounts of ink. Mostly." Platypus says, then looks at what has happened. "Flame, I leave you people alone for some 20 odd hours, and you start a war?!"
  20. Immortal Platypus
    pretty accurate, but you should accept cookies if you want cool powers. otherwise, don't. But enough on that topic Hi! great to have you here Blue!
  21. Immortal Platypus
    The Clinic: Roof "Wizard said to tell you too! He says the bindpoints need to be protected from Kaos! Do you know what that means?" @UnfortunatelyNamed
  22. Immortal Platypus
    No, I think it was Szeth's pancakes that said that they gave him panic attacks last time. No more wars.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    But then Platypus' ally notices. She doesn't say anything though. She is okay with not letting anyone else know.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    The Clinic: Roof "I think that they're what is holding Kaos contained. They need to be corrupted to free it. So we can't let that happen. I need to tell Lark. Where's Lark?!" Platypus slashes at one and it is forced to back up. "Behind you!" @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @UnfortunatelyNamed
  25. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus mysterious ally ambushes them back, then gives the sandwich to... Sequence?
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