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Immortal Platypus

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  1. *swims a faster 200 IM even after two car crashes* *goes home and reads a book*
  2. Clinic: Roof Platypus starts sprinting after it, still on guard.
  3. Look, I just want information. If you know, I'll leave you alone. Probably.
  4. Have you ever heard a viola-bass duet? It can sound so good. The tones just complement each other perfectly in the right scenario.
  5. "You think that me being imperfect is a problem?" Platypus straightens indignantly. "Shall I point out your flaws?"
  6. "If my lips ever left my mouth..."
  7. For those of us that can't read sideways, can someone type that out?
  8. *considers existance* "WWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  9. it's not my fault, I just want information. Do you know? @CalanoCorvus If anyone asks, @Robin Sedai summoned him.
  10. *visible confusion and amusement noises at the same time*
  11. I mean, you're not wrong... But that doesn't make you right.
  12. I have no clue We should probably put guesses/answers in spoilers.
  13. Does anyone know when @The Halcyon Girl will be back? @The Wandering Wizard @The Bookwyrm @Robin Sedai @Shallan Stormblessed @Aes Sedai
  14. Platypus just looked at her. "You're right. I do care to much. I liked Valiant. And I should be better. But I'm not. Is there a problem with that?"
  15. dang, I haven't heard this one. What?
  16. @CalanoCorvus, is it okay if I PM you about my situation?
  17. "No. Don't rub it in my face either or I will continue trying to kill you. If you don't bring it up, we'll get along fine. Please don't bring it up."
  18. I also don't belong in this thread. Well, maybe. It's kinda weird. But it should be over soon. Probably. No questions, no context. I'm not a sharing person.
  19. Oh! I have another food! I would also bring RICE PUDDING!!! It's way better than it sounds, I think it has a different name that I can't remember. It's rice and milk and cinnamon and other spices and raisins and stuff and it's SO GOOD!!!!! Puns??? I love puns! Where do I find? @Telrao, you should make a pun thread! Like the haiku thread, but for puns!
  20. That was true. If he killed the monster, he could take it's blade. Platypus materialized next to Subversion. "Is the blade it has the blade you showed up with at the end of the "killing you" plot? Or do you still have one? Also, just figured I should let you know I've gotten over it. I might not like you, but you are worthy and I forgive you for what you did."
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