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  1. Immortal Platypus
    "See, I'm not able to disclose this information. My backer is not allowing it. But I'll follow you." Waiting for the inspector to move, he stands and shifts his weight.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    Ninja'd Being an animal, I destroy the rain and take the sandwich from the holder as they're distracted by the pain of their summoned rain being destroyed.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    "Sshh don't worry. I know my limits. Trust me."
  4. Immortal Platypus
    The voice suddenly gained a body. It was... Kilometers Fifty-lives! "Don't worry brave adventurer. I know Onyx. He can't destroy me. Banish me from his realm? Probably. But kill or destroy me? No."
  5. Immortal Platypus
    Don't tell the rest of my DND party that the kraken wasn't going to destroy our base. Max would get mad. Also, did you not see the second part of my last post?
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    Not anything to do with butt venture, Plot (personified) died and so his Blade changed into several Blades, containing his power. Right now the adventurer, the ally, and sequence are going to find the ruler of the realm they're in (Onyx) and get a Plotblade and Sequence's Narration back.That's about it. You'll find a little more out once we keep doing stuff and move on. This inspection is taking forever. "I'd rather not be reported." The disembodied voice seemed to shrug if a disembodied voice could. "It shouldn't affect me too much. I'm immune to most things."
  7. Immortal Platypus
    I throw my banana peel so anyone following me will trip.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    "That isn't possible. My spell only sent plot-relevant beings away. That's why the adventurer, Sequence, and the ally weren't sent away." TOcF's disembodied voice states. "Oh. Sorry mister inspector."
  9. Immortal Platypus
    They all disappeared, except TOcF who no one (NP) had seen walk in. "No people who aren't part of the plot here." TOcF says, then dissolves away, reforming elsewhere.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    But my canonical cannon canon and canon cannon invulnerability prevent that. I shoot a banana gun at Nerdy.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    See, you haven't shot a kraken with an exploding arrow to trigger a trap that killed it, so who is the real winner here? Who am I kidding? I would rather read tress than have that happen.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    Oh shush miss audio book.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    But the Caterpillar didn't have the actual sandwich because Platypus had been lying the whole time. Platypus never narrated giving the sandwich to @Sequence, so it wasn't canon. Taking the real sandwich from Nerdy, he walks of, happy that he tricked everyone.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    This was true. It confused the uninitiated.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    "TOCF! There isn't a room here! We're standing out in the open!" The ally yells after him.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    Walking up to you I say, "Before you gave me the receipts. I didn't know receipts like that."
  17. Immortal Platypus
    ... I have no clue what that is, but I'll take your word for it. Now shush.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    Shoot. Tress spoilers?? I still need to read that. I just have to wait for my friend to get it, make him read it fast, take his copy, and read it.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    "When the Caterpillar came back to life for revenge obviously. I don't want to make it hard and make it choose between revenge and the sandwich. Now it can have both! (Until I steal the sandwich from it.)" I shout calmly.
  20. Immortal Platypus
    two.
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  22. Immortal Platypus
    that was actually three Robin.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    yikes... that doesn't sound fun. we have quite a few priests and several teachers. It could be worse for me, but it's still not fun.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    Oh, it could be a lot worse. To be fair, we used to do things really differently and the I got out of the presidency and they changed a freaking ton. It's really frustrating because on the rare occasion when I pass its really weird.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    "Ah, smart. But what you didn't realize is that I already gave the sandwich to sequence!" Platypus yells as you leave.
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