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  1. Immortal Platypus
    But Platypus never agreed to the deal! The legal system gives him back the sandwich after his lawsuit pointing out that Immortal Platypi are incapable of hallucinations.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    We don't always call you squeaky and annoying... What am I saying, yes we do.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    depends on the demon. If it's the right demon, no one will care.
  4. Immortal Platypus
    "Vengeance did get an extra dose of power. It is the second most powerful (kinda. Depends on the state of the thread). It was Plot's (P) sword that he used, thus it got the most. The Blades split after that. And I've heard that the blade he has is "Suddenly Pineapples." It is the most powerful as the Suddenly part fits with the chaos of the thread, and the Pineapples part obviously means Plot-induced-non-essential-adequate-powerful-pranking-leading-edible-stuff, which has to do with plot! Plus it shows up in almost every plot." The ally takes a deep breath. "Okay, we can go now."
  5. Immortal Platypus
    Hello! Happy to have you on 17S.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    I sue it for taking my sandwich without giving me money. I get the sandwich back and make an Anti-lawsuit-inatorTM and leave.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    I appeal it to the Supreme Court who go my way because the laws of physics are broken all the time. Thus it doesn't break any of the rules. I win a new suit and some money. I buy the sandwich off the sandwich and suit from the mushroom.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    i hate to say it, but she's right
  9. Immortal Platypus
    The ally stretches. "We've been waiting on you." Kilometers draws his Blade. "Let's go."
  10. Immortal Platypus
    I destroy any missiles incoming and escape. I come back and free the other people contained there. Then I, ignoring everything the laws of physics, reach into the time-stopping capsule and take the sandwich. Then I exit the building I was hiding in.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    Clinic: Roof "I don't need to crack you. I just need to..." Cutting a strand, it flings towards Emma. "...break your web. I will not be caught!" Screaming, having ruined the web, he runs at Emma, swords swinging.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    The judge for the lawsuit was corrupt! *gasp* I take the situation to court again and my contract stands true but Sequence's doesn't because she didn't give anything to the other side.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    *is not confused and wins*
  14. Immortal Platypus
    I have talent. Probably you ought to just ignore it. Or agree. You know I'm right.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    As a bass player, I can say that none of the ones I know are clumsy and socially awkward. I'd put us as fun and joking, often seen as not serious because we mess around a lot. (Our music is easy enough that we rarely need to practice so we spend time doing stuff we don't need to.) Also, we usually don't have the kindest heart, we like to mock other instruments when they complain. For the violin, I'd say: Widely known as important, in the orchestra they are often called annoying/boring and hated. Once you get to know them, they're usually nice though. For viola, I'd say: Kind and generous, they are often overshadowed by their older siblings, the cellos, and their cousins, the violins. When you get them on their own, they sound really cool. I couldn't really tell you about the cellos. Feel free to ignore those, those are just my experiences. Might have to do with the age group I'm with though. Ah, yes, the song where we play the same two measures 54 times. Bring me Rockabelle's canon any day. We probably do, but it's really fun. They get so defensive when I criticize their shifting
  16. Immortal Platypus
    Signing a contract to give me control of the air at the price of 16 rubber chickens which I promptly hand over to the previous owner, I keep you flying away, but blow the sandwich back into my hands.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    I say ow, mostly unhurt. Tripping you with a wave, I take the nicely crisped sandwich from you.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    I agree with what Tani and Morningtide said. You are working to improve yourself and no one else can make that decision for you. I admire you for that, I've never been able to get myself to do it for a long time. You're doing a good thing.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    *eats a table and wins*
  20. Immortal Platypus
    too bad.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    "I see. And I'll take your silence as a no. Should we return to the normal time-stream then?"
  22. Immortal Platypus
    @The Wandering Wizard
  23. Immortal Platypus
    *feels like winning, commits the crime of breaking and entering, fixes what he broke, and wins*
  24. Immortal Platypus
    "Are Plotblade-related reality warping abilities allowed then? Also, how likely do you think it is that we actually get the Plotblade without a fight? Cause I don't want to fight him."
  25. Immortal Platypus
    so?
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