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  1. Immortal Platypus
    *gets my bass bow* *beats up Wizard* I'm so mad. We had a choice between three songs. The orchestra voted out the two I wanted. Worse still, the two they voted out had bass solos. Worse still, they kept the only one with a violin solo! I'm, actually, sooooooooooo mad right now.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    That was a crime?? I take the sandwich from you and take it to jail with me as I get arrested for the same thing as Altonic. The police let me keep it because they're nice and the the prison guards let me keep it because otherwise I'd sue them for taking my lunch and not giving me food that I can eat. They don't know my diet, after all.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    give me food!!! And win!!!! *takes both without permission*
  4. Immortal Platypus
    "That's stupid. Humans use weapons all the time."
  5. Immortal Platypus
    mine.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    Wait. Tocf didn't appear, he disappeared a while ago... Yay! Continuity error!!! "Okay." Kilometers shrugs."If you don't want to, I don't need them, but I can always more power. I have evil beings that I fight in the background. We should make it a plot sometime." Being a platypus, not a human, the ally gets confused by the guide saying she was a human. She quickly recovers and begins to use her blocks though. Having been a builder centuries before, she quickly constructs a tower reaching halfway to the ceiling and summons a staff which she quickly uses to knock down the tower of the void-eyed man, then continues building the tower with Kilometers protecting it from attacks from any others with his staves.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    I, being boring, take the sandwich without using the word "Yoink." Wait. I just did? Confound it. I give the sandwich back because of my failure. Then I take it again cause I want it.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    yum. Mine. My win
  9. Immortal Platypus
    "That does sound cool." Kilometers grudgingly admits. "Are you sure she needs skills and I don't? I can always use skills."
  10. Immortal Platypus
    I've heard of it, never seen it or had it. And homemade cakes can be bad, they just aren't most of the time.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    Kilometers grunts. "If she doesn't want them, I'll take them. I'm skilled, but far from the greatest. I'll trade you half my staff skills, the other half are natural." I won't be able to do much tomorrow because i have a chess tournament and then DND. Maybe some the day after though.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    "Psst. Just point out that if you die, he dies too."
  13. Immortal Platypus
    "Okay. They were Narrated to you so I didn't know that you could give them away."
  14. Immortal Platypus
    "Can you give those away? And I using my mind-reading, I can confirm that part of the challenge will need no combat. I can't say for all of it though."
  15. Immortal Platypus
    no. only if it's the right kind.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    "I think it is, otherwise wouldn't they call it judgement?"
  17. Immortal Platypus
    fine. But six minutes is far too long for someone who stopped me from getting 24 hours.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    "I doubt the trial is proper reasoning. And it we win the Plotblade you could probably use it in the trial for your Narration if that trial happens afterward."
  19. Immortal Platypus
    "Aw, Sequence, I'm sure you can do stuff. You have the weird gray powers after all, don't you?"
  20. Immortal Platypus
    ok. That's a thing I guess. I'm just immune to being eaten.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    "No clue. Guide? Inspector? Wait, you didn't ask what the inspector is doing here. And you didn't say what you're doing here."
  22. Immortal Platypus
    No Aes sedai. School ended 3 hours ago. You lost your chance. It's not important. Just a byproduct of me having zero time.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    *Decides not to mention something*
  24. Immortal Platypus
    "Wait, I thought Sequence's Narration had a different trial." Kilometers shrugs. "I'm okay with combining them though."
  25. Immortal Platypus
    "Good luck. Not all are as compliant as Sequence, and you'll require significantly more power than you currently wield to best even Platypus, and he's still new!"
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