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Immortal Platypus

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  1. I dare quite easily. He is a nerd too, but that doesn't make you less of a nerd. I'm not saying it does, I'm just saying that you have a whole lot of reasons to be called a nerd.
  2. I'm pretty sure we guys get less mature, then more mature. I used to be way more mature than I am now, and I can be mature, I just rarely want to.
  3. Look @Aes Sedai, you're a nerd. I know you IRL and you are one of the nerdiest nerds I know. You're a nerd. You can sing the entirety of Hamilton. You're a nerd. do you need more examples?
  4. not for me, my older siblings are pretty cool actually
  5. I'm concerned, but at the same time I love it beyond what you can imagine I may have to change mine to the mohawk
  6. um... sounds like you're not the one that has to deal with spoiled younger siblings on a daily basis
  7. it's super cool. There are a bunch more species and other new things that I love
  8. Platypus was confused at this as well. Then he realized why. Accomplishing his secret goal, he moves away subtly.
  9. NO! Also. @Lord Gregorio, it that Brandon tipping a top hat?
  10. guys. this is important Also, have you ever considered that the purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall? My brain is exploding. or at age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays? Or that coffee is just coffee flavored water? Well?! Have you!!!?
  11. MORE STICK OF PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!!!
  12. I love it! Have you played Llamas Unleashed? It's very similar and has more puns and a few extra features. Splendor is fun too. Politely Super Neighs the Nope-noping Nope. Ha.
  13. i just take a screenshot and choose file and use the screenshot.
  14. come time to claim my win obviously. Duh.
  15. *politely tells oldest child to "shoo"*
  16. uh... i'm gonna invade them and lie to them! it'll work, i promise. or maybe i'm lying to you.... you'll never know.
  17. but... but I never time-traveled, only messed with the timeline But Platypus expected this and was waiting in Undisclosed Location, NO. Thus he takes the sandwich and escapes.
  18. wait. yes I was... Sequence and I had a whole conversation while I was there! Remembering this caused the wrinkle in the timeline to fix, but only after I took the sandwich back.
  19. *discreetly revives invader* It's my turn to kill the invader. *undiscreetly kills invader*
  20. pretty good. but the time has come to claim my win once more
  21. i too will be saying that now.
  22. Luckily I have the remote control to the grabbing arm and it throws it to me. I break out of prison with the sandwich and escape the cops.
  23. for now. we can maybe bring it back. but probably not
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