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  1. Immortal Platypus
    Island on a Distant World Platypus, seeing Bookwyrm rise, looks over from his bedroll on the ground. "Uh... Bookwyrm, what in the name of Mikkibunkins is that? It doesn't look good. The sun shouldn't be rising yet." As Platypus gets up, he walks over to Bookwyrm. "Any ideas as to what is happening?" The Shrai asks. "Alien invasion? Tertiary sun? Moonrise?"
  2. Immortal Platypus
    "That sounds like a hypothetically good idea, but not as fun as mine. I usually don't just kill random people though."
  3. Immortal Platypus
    "It is a good thing you're not a fool. I tend to kill those, even if they don't try to kill me. I have yet to fail."
  4. Immortal Platypus
    I didn't know dragons were scary for caterpillars. I skydive of of my dragon carriage, grab the Sandwich and continue falling. On my way down, I'm about to take a bite, but I notice the caterpillar. I grab it, toss it out, and prepare to eat, when suddenly...
  5. Immortal Platypus
    "I honestly have no clue. He's strong, but someone else has Plot's own sword and should also be quite powerful." "I agree, we shouldn't fight. And most who try to kill me were usually fools, thinking that they can kill me." "Wait. Did you say you're playing Monopoly?!!! Win for me."
  6. Immortal Platypus
    "No, not Someone else, someone else. I believe he is Someone else's 3rd cousin. Last i knew, he was the person with the other sword. Could be wrong by now. That was 12 or so pages ago after all." "You'd be surprised at how many people I've killed who tried similar things. But I digress. I have many things to do."
  7. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus grins at her explanation. "That shows how little I know I guess. Although, while the sword of Plot can take many forms, I've never seen it split like that. And No One can, he just doesn't want to. Probably scared of someone else." "You say that, but only one of us can truly use the sword I have. I'll give you a clue. It isn't you. But I believe you that it wouldn't be easy. I wish you luck in your search."
  8. Immortal Platypus
    it is, in fact gone. permanently. 1507
  9. Immortal Platypus
    My poor Airbus 737 is now <3
  10. Immortal Platypus
    No One is the person who knows how the sword of Plot split and which one has more of the original. He isn't talking though. Platypus' voice emanates next to him. "Try it and I finish you. The sword of Plot hasn't seen action for a while and could probably use some.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    But Bookwryrm took the sandwich from Nerdy, who didn't actually have it. I did. Nerdy never said they took it from me so I retain the sandwich.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus teleports to No One's location because his Author let it happen, thus penetrating No One's location blocking defenses.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    Island on a Distant World "Sometimes. If it looks good enough. I am not human, after all. I don't need to, but I do sometimes." It says, pulling out seasonings for the salt and chouta.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus walks to confront No One. Unfortunately, he wasn't home.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    So now there are two swords of Plot. And nobody except No One knows how. He might have forgotten at this point anyway.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    Because there was one claim that was proven false when Platypus brought Vengeance (Plot's sword) back to his hand. Platypus points Subversion back to the middle of page 2034.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus questioned when that happened, his Author must have missed that.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    i was keeping it not bolded because it was already canon by virtue of it being true and never falsified. it was purely for disscussion purposes, but thank you.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    you get a slug sandwiched between snail shells i want to speedrun my homework
  20. Immortal Platypus
    the rich man is uncivil. Stevedore phillipson libby XXLIV!
  21. Immortal Platypus
    "YOINK!" your sentence has been stolen 1505
  22. Immortal Platypus
    you get 4 black raisins I have a 17.5 dollar bill
  23. Immortal Platypus
    @Thaidakar the Ghostblood I hope when you said you knew where Plot's sword was you realized that Platypus never gave it up. He still has it.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    I personally don't worry about it too much. If it happens, it happens. if it doesn't, it doesn't really matter.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    Wanting the lunch plans to happen, I take The Sandwich by loading myself into the platypult that was dropped earlier and yelling "From the top ropes!" as I fall down on Witless. I take the sandwich and go to bring @Aes Sedai to meet up with @NerdyAarakocra for the scheduled lunch that I so rudely interrupted 30 pages go. I need to right this wrong.
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