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  1. Immortal Platypus
    The soft rubber thing at the top is the safety. we were literally smacking each other with crutches, but I was the only one to draw blood. Orchestra rehearsals are crazy.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    Dang, I forgot we do those here. 1490
  3. Immortal Platypus
    it's kinda weird that we've been on long enough to win. it throws me off sometimes 388
  4. Immortal Platypus
    can I win? Please? 385 PS. I checked and I made @Aes Sedai win. *sigh* I don't win
  5. Immortal Platypus
    you cannot use them i want my motivation back. at least sometimes
  6. Immortal Platypus
    Just not TLT. We have too much chaos there anyway. 1488
  7. Immortal Platypus
    You can have Kilometers Fiftylives from TLT. I have a gap in the space-time continuum.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    I lost. Now I'm sad. Come be sad with me @The Wandering Wizard.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    Call off your Narrator. Platypus has a plan. Platypus whacks Sequence back. "Sometimes there is more at work than you can understand."
  10. Immortal Platypus
    I would argue it doesn't, as The Sandwich wasn't duplicated, only a Sandwich and sandwiches. Thus, the sandwich returns to my hand.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    feel that so much.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    The safety came off.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    Fortunately, the dog had mystical healing capabilities. Sush. Playpus needs to gain his trust. Then we will have all the power once more.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    Unfortunately, Platypus convinced the dog that Subversion shouldn't be listened to so the dog stopped before it killed Kilometers.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    Don't worry about me. I've only drew blood one time with a crutch. On someone else, who I was fighting with a crutch at the time, of course.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    The Authors commanded their Narrators to utterly ruin Kilometers life by making him kill his pets. Imagine their surprise when Platypus landed, Narrationblade in hand, to protect the innocent animals. "Fear not Kilometers, for I have come to protect your pets. The Narrators other than me have other plans, but I shall prevail, for I am the undefeated Platypus!" "Oh. Also, don't try to kill me, it won't go well for you or your pets." "Platypus! You have proved your point. We will hold off for now." "Will you actually?" "No." Platypus doesn't leave.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR!!!! This can't be our permanent fix, this will require too much power to stop the Mods for long. We must transport Kilometers cross-threads. Any ideas where we should put him? I'm thinking "Wayne Trades"
  18. Immortal Platypus
    "The time has come... For a PLOT TWIST!!!" a voice boomed from the sky. The Sandwich duplicated into 17,000 sandwiches and 1 Sandwich. As everyone searches for The Sandwich, I laugh from the heavens, for of course, only I have The Sandwich.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    Uh.... Uh..... Why didn't you sound The A.L.A.R.M. when I told you to? It will activate anti-Moderator-shutdown-powers and we'll be safe! Just hurry and do it!
  20. Immortal Platypus
    Wait. What if we make him kill his dog... and his cat?! We could be truly evil. We should be, like, evil beings controlling evil Narrators controlling TLT. WAIT!!! While we've been discussing this Kilometers probably had a plan! He's going to summon Moderators to close us down! Sound The A.L.A.R.M. Quickly!!!!
  21. Immortal Platypus
    grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and apples and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins and grapes and raisins!
  22. Immortal Platypus
    um... i forgot what the drag coefficient i used was. I think i calculated it for the rock.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    Island on a Distant World: Flower Field "Okay then. Perhaps we can be allies. I sensed nothing before I was pulled into this world though." The Shrai lets its Blade vanish into mist permeated with stars. Is it? Are you sure? It strengthens me," The Shrai growls but keeps his sword away. "If you tell me how to leave this place, I will depart and leave you in peace. I have things to do." it says in a gruff voice, but not the threatening growl it often uses. "Anyway... Who are both of you and what are you doing here?" @The Bookwyrm@UnfortunatelyNamed
  24. Immortal Platypus
    As Bookwyrm defeats the tendrils, his defenses kick The Shrai out of his mind. The Shrai is brought back to consciousness. Island on a Distant World: Flower Field The Shrai backs up, confused and slightly intimidated. "I would ask you the same question. I was traveling and I was brought here by something. Was it you?" The Shrai summons its Blade and the tip nearly meets Bookwyrms Blade. A magnetic repulsion stops the tips from meeting and as The Shrai brings its Blade closer, he has to struggle to keep it level.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    I'm sorry for any role I played in making you feel the whole "stormlight OP" thing. I feel that all the time. I try to use other things but a lot of people do just stay like that. I hope you keep going with these things, but if you aren't having fun, don't do it.
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