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  1. Immortal Platypus
    no. i could though, and that's what is important 1418
  2. Immortal Platypus
    The realm of the Tiger Platypus appears to think about that for a second. "That sounds really cool. How many different stances are there? How do I learn them? What type of power is it? Is there a platypus stance? What are the stances named after? Can I learn all of them or is the amount of ones you can learn limited? How do you know them? How long did it take you to learn them? Will I be able to hit you if I learn them or no because of how much older you are than me? Will we learn them here?" He asks rapidly, sounding like a hyper-active little kid.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    i hate essays and do everything I can to avoid them. they are despicable. i freaking hate them. but it's fine because I'm actually pretty good at them, I just hate them for some reason.
  4. Immortal Platypus
    thank you. everyone else was trying to prove me wrong.
  5. Immortal Platypus
    The realm of the Tiger Platypus thinks about Wizards wording. He then points out that technically he couldn't remember the exact date. He realizes that saying this might be considered rude, and hoped Wizard was the understanding type. So far he had seemed that way. Then he realizes that there was more to Wizard's sentence. "Uh... I stopped listening because I was thinking about technicalities. Can you repeat that last part?" He asks with an awkward smile.
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    The realm of the Tiger Platypus thinks about trying to strike at him while he's remembering, but thinks better of it. It would be rude to do that. "I'm sorry for your loss. About how long ago was it?" @Ookla the Myopic
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    The realm of the Tiger "It did? When did that happen?" @Ookla the Myopic
  8. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus saw Subversion and glowered, then pointedly ignored her.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    name something and I'll say how it is relative. there might be some things that aren't but a lot of things are.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    i see, but i wasn't referring to you as EmulatonStromenkiin. i was referring to the other EmulatonStromenkiin. "Deal." *hands over sandwich*
  11. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus says not to do it and then goes to console Someone Else.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    let your goat stand cool and composed before a million universes.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    Granted. It now emits pure light and no one can see anything withing the radiation area. I wish to be able to kill anything according to my will alone.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    i give you a properly shaped boot. I have a shadow.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    EVERYTHING IS RELATIVE is all I'm learning from this.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    what if I change the count so that it does matter. then does it matter? 1408
  17. Immortal Platypus
    The realm of the Tiger "Of course I do, otherwise I wouldn't be trying to learn." Platypus suddenly laughs. "I just thought about how weird this is. A platypus and a... ghost? spirit? soul? training with swords in a realm that you access by getting eaten by a giant tiger." @Ookla the Myopic
  18. Immortal Platypus
    why not? it's disrespectful to the posts! 1406
  19. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus did do some wrong things, but it's okay because no one knows about them.
  20. Immortal Platypus
    Valiant. Just kidding, everyone thought Phillipe should be. But that's okay because he's dead.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    Some people thought that Platypus should be on the list. Others didn't.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    Then they became sad.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    Many hated them but they were very helpful to all.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    That sounded gross, but was very useful.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    Their toes were quite small though.
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