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AltonicKeys

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  1. I'm sorry, I'm going to have to take away your mouth. I sat on your cat.
  2. You forget a warrant, and lack a probable cause, so you leave to file the paperwork. By the time you return, I am long gone.
  3. I throw a comically large stick tied to another large stick at you, knocking you out cold. I take the sandwich.
  4. I keep forgetting this is a Brando Sando forum
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    1. Sequence

      Sequence

      Since I mostly hang out in the forum games section, this is completely relatable :P.

    2. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      yeah, no kidding :lol: 

  5. I am still working in forensics. I examine the sandwich, and take it out for further examination.
  6. Keys, only slightly confused, took a few steps back. Then a few more. Before long he found a rather neat storage closet.
  7. Keys turned from Fadran. "Key word 'most', I guess." He walked over to everyone else. "Hi everyone. New guy Keys here. Eliira, you look a little... On edge. Everything all right?"
  8. "I, uhh, also got here by mistake." Keys lied. Why did he lie? "So there are other people here?" Keys changed the subject before anyone can think about it too hard, himself included. "Lot of stuff around"
  9. "Yeah, I'd love something to shove in my mouth. Haven't really eaten in... A while, I guess." Keys follows. "By the way, you two... three, thanks for introducing me."
  10. "No, it's fine. Didn't quite catch your name." I think? Keys wasn't so sure after his apparent memory loss. Should he know what a spren is?
  11. "Kinda weird inn, but I'm not compl-" "...Hello flying spirit... rope. I don't really have an opinion on daggers, sorry." Keys turns to Fadran. "I'm assuming this is normal?"
  12. Keys turned around to the shouting person. "Hm? Oh, hello. I would love to have any assistance of any kind right now." Keys jogged over and held out his slightly bruised hand. "I'm Keys, by the way." He withheld the part where he had no idea what that meant.
  13. Gak and Nerdy have failed to notice that I am not made of chalk, and can easily step over. But I hold respect for a duel. I watch from the sidelines.
  14. I'm so hungry, but... There's ice cream in the freezer. So that's where my tax money is going?
  15. I point out that the die is weighed. This invalidates the throw, and Platypus trips again.
  16. I stare in disbelief as the sandwich dissolves into dust in Nerdy's hands. I throw a bucket of screws at Platypus.
  17. An ice cream truck jingle plays. Everyone is momentarily distracted, and I pour ice cold water on Cacophony. I take the sandwich easily.
  18. Keys tumbles eastward onto the road. "Get back here, I..." What was he yelling at? Keys looks around, with no idea where he is.
  19. Here. One hamster, in a... Lovely, deep crimson. ...It really doesn't stop, does it?
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