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I'm sorry, I'm going to have to take away your mouth. I sat on your cat.
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The Battle for the Sandwich
AltonicKeys replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
You forget a warrant, and lack a probable cause, so you leave to file the paperwork. By the time you return, I am long gone.- 3775 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
AltonicKeys replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I throw a comically large stick tied to another large stick at you, knocking you out cold. I take the sandwich.- 3775 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
AltonicKeys replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I am still working in forensics. I examine the sandwich, and take it out for further examination.- 3775 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
AltonicKeys replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Gak and Nerdy have failed to notice that I am not made of chalk, and can easily step over. But I hold respect for a duel. I watch from the sidelines.- 3775 replies
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Guess That Cosmere Character! Forum Edition!
AltonicKeys replied to Kidpen's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Marasi, if semi-awareness counts? -
I'm so hungry, but... There's ice cream in the freezer. So that's where my tax money is going?
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The Battle for the Sandwich
AltonicKeys replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I point out that the die is weighed. This invalidates the throw, and Platypus trips again.- 3775 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
AltonicKeys replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I stare in disbelief as the sandwich dissolves into dust in Nerdy's hands. I throw a bucket of screws at Platypus.- 3775 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
AltonicKeys replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
An ice cream truck jingle plays. Everyone is momentarily distracted, and I pour ice cold water on Cacophony. I take the sandwich easily.- 3775 replies
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Here. One hamster, in a... Lovely, deep crimson. ...It really doesn't stop, does it?