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I look in the chaos. the chaos has a cavity in their bottom left 1st bicuspid, between the 2nd bicuspid. I return into the room, move the X-ray device away, and take off their lead blanket. After a light cleaning, I directly fill the cavity with resin composite filling, then cure it with UV light. I polish the rest of their teeth and apply fluoride on them (the chaos likes the bubblegum flavor). the chaos leaves with a toothbrush, toothpaste, dinosaur flossers, and a sticky hand. After they leave, I bill their insurance for the filling expenses. I suddenly remember I forgot to take the chaos' Sandwich, so I run down the road, through the busy intersection, and merge onto the freeway. While the chaos is stuck in traffic, I land on their car, crushing the engine so they can't go anywhere. My beefy dentist arms tear open the door, grab the Sandwich from the chaos, and I run away.

ouhhh ykw it's a lil hard to follow when half their names start with the same three letters but urrhhh there are so many factions and lies and manipulation going on I do not know what is happeningggg I assume TtBoS was Talaman the Binder of Souls. So if the districts are trading with Eternal Kingdom, they're associated with Talaman? and the EK, Districts and Dissenters fight against the Renders, and the Districts fight the Dissenters? wait wait I made this diagram to hopefully map out my thoughts, is this accurate or am I just denser than a star

Woahhh Finally got around to reading this thread, but looks p interesting and I am very excited. Suggestion for the focus, what if the strength of the focus is dependent on its own fragility? Like obsidian/glass is stronger than metals? So glass focuses are really concentrated, but can only be used like once or twice, while metal focuses are a lot weaker, but can withstand more uses. This could create sort of a system based around your access to a supply of expendable focuses, versus mass produced, cheaper focuses? And uhhh extra idea, gemstones, because fantasy magic always needs gemstones. A focus w/ a gem is stronger, or as strong, as a glass one, but can last longer. So it can Rend like 5-6 times, and can Rend well. But they're expensive and rare, mayyyybe only available in the big continental cracks?? idk this is really cool concept and I enjoy thinking about it Also I think I got myself confused, what's the nation situation like. Aeia made Talaman and EK, right? Did she put them against each other in the original war? But Keylana made the First Render to put a stop to the fighting, so now they're allied against the dissenters, and Aeia is cool with that? And the district stuff is TtBoS stuff? whaat It all ties back to the Spirits.... (of. Wrath. Previously known as Berin.)

Despite the silly premise, this is actually pretty interesting. TLR becoming self-aware, then helping the events of Mistborn along to defeat Ruin. He knows he's the villain, and that the world can only be saved by his death, so he makes sure everything stays on track. It's a fun concept! One question, will you be continuing this story, or will we be left with this short snippet?

Granted. I hope you have good arm and core strength, because you are now perpetually doing a handstand and can only move around by walking with your hands. They do not sell shoes for hands, by the way. Hope you're ready, because I just covered every road in a small amount of gravel. Not a lot, just a few sharp ones here and there. I wish I had a wallet that never runs out of money

From the South Sandwich Beaches, I peek up from my newspaper. I'll allow it. Why, I've done the same thing before. I lay back down in my lounge chair and continue reading.

Granted. How cruel. Anything is actually a pretty cool person once you get to know them. Will you earn their trust and gain their friendship? Or will you... Fold, to your power? I wish for the key that unlocks every door

Granted. The legendary tome of strategy by an ancient Chinese general. The Art of War. By Sun Tzu. It is filled with incorrect quotes that barely make any sense. I wish for a sack of tiny pebbles

Granted. You bring over a foreign disease that infects everyone around you. Everyone turns on you and ties you to a pole with a bonfire underneath you. I wish to absorb the knowledge and skill of anyone I meet WITH the capability to retain and utilize it all.

Hey wouldn't this one be 4/5. I pelt you with stones and pebbles.

I take a fishing rod and hook the Sandwich out of your hand, then reel it towards me. I hold out my hand and levitate the sandwich off the hook, moving it towards me. However, the Chicago Bears are off in a game somewhere else, so they can't tackle me.

Granted. Everyone joins and incorporates Wrath's symbol into their own profile pictures.... April fools!! Instead I have individually flipped every molecule in your body to be upside down! The bond polarities are all wrong, and your body falls apart after trying to flip them back. Get pranked!!! I wish to be able to walk on ceilings

With the power of my April fools gimmick, I flip you upsidedown. This makes you walk towards me. Unfortunately, as your gravitational pull is also flipped, and there is no ceiling above us, you fall into the sky. oopsies.

Oh. Good thing they're not evil dragons. If they were evil dragons, dragons of the evil variety, then that would be bad. Luckily, they are not evil. So everything is okay. Because they are not evil.

I trip you and beat you up, then fly away like a Jacked Sparrow. I circle back and get the Sandwich, then continue flying away.

I mean, I guess I'm an old one who left to do my Ookla season gimmick? ahh good times good times, I say as I crack my back and hobble out the door

oh NOOOO its happening AGAIIIINNN I can't DO THIS AGAIIINN I can't recognize anyone anymore and I will be forced to READ usernames againn anyways.

Laegon coughed. "Hello? What is this?" He tries breaking the chains, which of course doesn't work. He instead tried scooting the chair closer to the bars to stick his head out.

"Buying shady objects from shady vendors, are ya? Hey, don't worry. We've all been there. Do you know this 'Komat' the book mentions?"

Granted. Lettuce. They're heads of lettuce. Which are usually decapitated, so they're just normal lumps of lettuce. All 20 million tons, deposited safely into your arms. They're heavily compacted, so the density collapses into a black hole. Nice job. I wish to have next week's newspaper, like that one Garfield episode.

"...Interesting. The guy who came in with you last time, with the kid, says they were trying to kill or overthrow the king. I suppose this would be why, huh? Any idea who wrote it?" "Well, with or without a reason, I appreciate it! There's been a lot of strange talk about the government and the king, so it's nice having someone not caught up in that mess."