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NerdyAarakocra

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  1. Meanwhile, heavily disguised, Spymaster Nerdy took up position in the main kitchen of NASA's headquarters. They swiped the dessert and replaced it with a few pies.
  2. This was probably a good thing, because that new restaurant in town was supposed to be really good. "Hey guys! Ready to go to the restaurant?" I say, slipping into first person present tense.
  3. More @AonEne memes!
  4. "Relax. It won't do anything to Vengance. If I tried to tamper with your Plotblade using narration or Drama, things would get nasty very fast."
  5. Meanwhile, Tocf showed up and put an origami flower on Platypus's Plotblade. The flower immediately melted into the blade.
  6. Tocf texted Platypus. "Hey. Mind if I mess with the vengeance monster thing?"
  7. "You never specified that, and it's too late now! The most logical assumption was that you were setting something up to claim the sandwich later." Still holding the sandwich which you don't retain, I fall into a manhole and make the minecraft hurt noise.
  8. "AHA! But you never specified what your secret goal was, giving me the benefit of the doubt! Therefore, I still have the sandwich!"
  9. No you're not! You're Ranryu.
  10. "BENCHY! THE BOAT HAS A NAME AND IT'S BENCHY!" - Me
  11. Oops, I thought that this was Sharder One-Liners.
  12. Maybe Stormlight is an expendable resource and the main challenge of the game is using this limited resource to react to new developments. Your stormlight refills every highstorm.
  13. However, as the current Sandwichbearer, I block with a half-shard and begin... T-posing?
  14. However, I was one step ahead of Platypus and waited in the location where he escaped to so that I could reclaim the sandwich, which I did. I then wondered why Platypus didn't notice the fact that he was walking right behind me.
  15. Oh STORMS NO DO IT! Willy Wonka Sanderson. 16/17
  16. Take this square foot of unholy earth. I have a book that I need to work more on.
  17. Or maybe everyone will win.
  18. I'm not sure if this is the same event that Bookwyrm is describing, but I remember a time during Conquer the World when someone's post had an ad for a NFT platform in it that they hadn't put there.
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