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BRANDON, YOU TROLL! YOU TROLLLLLLLLLL!
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I think march should be nation author trolling month. Just because of Brandon Sanderson.
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March First should be National Trolling Day. right next to April first in pranks.
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Absolutely. I love both ideas!
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Bruh
My Six of Crows got lost in the mail and now I won't have it for spring vacation
Bruh
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That is terrible.
No mourners...
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Oh that's awful! Mail service can really be a pain sometimes
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QuoteNo mourners...
No funerals.
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Can someone who has not seen Gravity Falls please describe what they think is happening in these images:
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Anyway it's a great show and you should watch it
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If you have not seen Gravity falls, you are a Menace to society.
SpoilerNot actually, but. WATCH IT NOW!!! It’s one of the few shoes that makes me laugh every episode.
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1. Getting hard carried in a group project by the smart kid
2. Ghostly grandparents still tryna check up on you and make sure you're being fed
3. A furry gets shot by a person with a firearm.
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*assaulted by a person with a firearm
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Dang
Rhianna can s i n g
Spoilerthis is a superbowl reference.
dang the eagles must feel absolutely gut-wrenched rn, that penalty is going to haunt them ;-;
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The random ones with Will Ferrell were my favorites because I legit couldn't tell what they were trying to sell me
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Oh yeah I did see one where Will Ferrell was in a car with those Squid Game guys. Ads are mega silly.
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None of my family really like american football - my mum likes basketball and tennis, I like association football - so I only found out the Super Bowl happened via the Shard
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Decided to jump on my own trend :D
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(I added "Szeth, the asasin in white" cause why not and also i had to get rid of two of the Ss to make room for the last couple of letters. It's fine, no word needs 4 Ss.)
Congrats, DramaQueen! You have won, but at what cost...
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WHOA guys. Stop killing each other. Good job DramaQueen
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*blushes at Doomslug*
Thanks for the help, Sequence, they did feel better!
STICK HOW COULD YOU DO THIS I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
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(Side note, I can totally imagine Taln, Fadran, and I sitting around a fire talking about the games. Mildly tempted to really write that fic...)
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Do you ever just have an interaction with a friend, and then afterwards you're just like "i am so glad i have them"?
I just did, and it made me so happy because, like, five months ago i felt really alone and isolated and friendless, and i realized with that interaction that i am almost definitely at an end with feeling like that. I love my friend <3
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hahahahaha that happens to me.
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Woah
you slept till 7 PM?!
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Nooo lmao, i was up till 3 AM the night before and i have to wake up at 5:45 AM, so i just fell into bed the second i got home from school
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Does anyone have any book recommendations? Especially ones available on audiobook? Here is a froggo for your troubles
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Yay thank u! Also, thx everyone for over a hundred lil reputation thingys (lol) and hey look: over 50 posts!
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(I extra recommend Bluebear because I’ve literally been recommending it for years to sharders :P)
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*cough* Ene *cough*
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Does anyone know what a gerontarch is? Is it from white sands? I gotta read white sands.....
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No idea, I pretty much was lost in White sands. Like, the story was meh. Not nearly as good as Dark One imo.
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https://coppermind.net/wiki/Gerontarch
Here we go
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right
and I'm reading tWoK again too- I should know this.
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Elf guess what: I got this book from my Aunt and Uncle for my birthday, and as soon as i looked at the cover and read the inside flap i thought "this is 100% elf vibes." And then i looked closer and it was by the same author as Poppy Wars!
Here it is:
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I thought it was funny that it made me think of you and that i predicted that it was your vibe before i even knew the author had written a series you like
It looks fascinating, have you read it?
(Also i know this is the third time i've posted on your profile in a month, i'll stop now lol)
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OH MY LORD I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO READ THAT BOOK FOR SO LONG
BUT ITS PRETTY EXPENSIVE HERE *CRYING FACE
i am so happy it made you think of me :-) ! Just shows how well you know me! :-D
It is fascinating and i will keep dreaming of the day i can get it
(PS. I don't mind! I love getting these messages)
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Flashback to when i was new to the shard and made this:
Now i know that would have been better to put in an SU, but it was fun to remember and read through lol
SpoilerOn another, more unfortunate note, school is scudding KILLING ME there is toooo muuuch schooooolllworrrkkk
"so why are you on the shard, instead of doing schoolwork?" You ask.
... i don't know. Hmmm.
*eats giant kitkat*
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Yeah I didn’t start homework for 2 hours after getting home because I was on the shard and chatting with friends xD
Also yay for kit-kats! *is literally eating a kit-kat as I’m posting this.*
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I am procrastinating a bunch of really important school work to goof off on the shard too!
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Glass Onion was so good.
I reeeaaally reeeaaaally hope they make more.
Anyone wanna gush about how much the love Knives Out and Glass Onion :D
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I should see knives out. I really want to
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It's so good, you have to! and i do not say that lightly.
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Ok it will go on my list!
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Guess what?
I can do actual emojis
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Go read The Raven Boys (thank you so much @Elf for recommending it)
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This is the lamest su ever ;-;
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That happened to me once hehe
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Ouch. I'll take that recommendation and add it to my list. My really, really long list
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GUYS
(lost metal spoilers up to chapter 28, which is the one i am currently halfway through)
SpoilerOk so marasi shows Death/Marsh the pattern that is three interlocking triangles and looks like a marewill flower, right? That's the symbol for the ghostbloods!! Kelsier/Thaidikar!!!
Wait are the soul-stamp lady and hoid part of the ghostbloods and is one of the ghostblood's jobs protecing other planets from bad shards??
Oh man sorry if this is all obvious/wrong/gets revealed at the end of the book but i feel smart for decoding it with my sickly sleep deprived brain lol ( i have developed a horrid sinus infection an i suffereth)
Anyway Happy Christmas Eve/Sixth Day Of Channuka!
idek why i capitalized all that
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Push through! It’s worth it, I promise.
I probably didn’t need to spoiler that.
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ooh lordy lordy lord
predicting him dying most certainly did not make it any better
just finished sobbing
i don't wanna read the epilogues
i'm sobbing again
may he rest in peace
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Yup.
It’s…yeah. I still was weepy for about a week after reading it. That scene…yes Wayne. You made the biggest explosion.I think the epilogues make it even sadder, a certain two especially.
Storming mortality. Gets the best of everyone, in the end.
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Guys
I have a confession
So, you know how i've been acting like a human, being all human-y and stuff? And you probably thought i was a human?
Well, the truth is... i'm actually a robot. Beep bop beep bop. *robot noises*
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Uhhhh
I spontaneously posted this at about midnight, then promptly forgot about it, then remembered it in a panic a minute ago
... idk why i did all that, but basically this is a tiny slice of what it's like to be my friend irl
beep bop
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I have never known a robot before...I think. Interesting!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE BEST SHARDBUDDY EVER!!!!!!!!!!! May you have a wonderful day and may hot Tom Riddle himself materialize out if thin air and like idk wish you a happy birthday im sorry this is really weird i was trying to think of a unique birthday greeting this is not working
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FELLOW BEST SHARDBUDDY
that's a really awesome greeting, dw
I wish Tom Riddle would let me tag along on a killing spree
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If i see any mysterious murders in the news today i know what happened....
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You sure do! : D
(Heheheheh)
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HAppY BirthDAy!!!!
here is a cake
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hey she made me a doomslug cake for my bday last year
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HAPPY GAY MONTH EVERYONE
*koff* I MEAN PRIDE MONTH
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Spoileryes sequence i copied it i'm on mobile and couldn't make my own rainbows i'm sorry plz forgive me
I'm of to go buy all the flying tiger pride merch i can without my mom being suspicious, farewell my friends :3
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*makes rainbow on mobile just to flex*
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*figures out how to make rainbows on mobile and apologizes to sequence*
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Hooray!
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
Anyway i'm not back but here's a couple lil updates:
1. SCHOOLS OVER DEADLINE'S PASSED now I can stop thinking about it till the report card comes in and probably reveals i failed spanish and biology :DDD good thing it's just a homeschool co-op though and not real school, which i'll be doing next year.
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i'm scared guys
2. My parents finally listened to me about how I likely have adhd and im gonna get tested... some time this summer. Knowing them it's gonna take a while. But at least they listened to me for once. the reasons they listened make me a lil upset, but oh well.
3. I'm reading this really fun series called The Murderbot Diaries. It's sci-fi, which i usually dislike strongly, but this one is super fun. It's about this part human part bot construct who is in charge of protecting humans when they go on dangerous missions, but all he really wants to do is watch tv and stuff. Y'all should read it :D
anything else... uhhh... Paramour by Sub Urban and Aurora is a good song.
love y'all byeee!
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Happy St. Patrick's day!
Make sure you are wearing green or I will find you...
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*burns Szeth's Mac n' cheese*
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