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When I see the video I literally screamed. Several times.

*saw

I don't believe I understand just how big that number is...

ENTER WHY DID YOU COLLAPSE MY LUNG WHYYYYY

HTML edits are fun....... once, a couple years ago when Sanderson's Lost Metal progress bar was at 25%, i edited it to be 100% and sent a screenshot to my cousin. And he believed me!!

B-but it's in may......

....................................................................................dang it

PLEASE STOP UPVOTING THIS STATUS UPDATE WAS MADE IN ERROR

Agh! Those darn shoe racks! Well, glad it wasn't too fatal and didn't hurt too bad 

It's kind of funny that a near-painless gash in the knee made me a house lord.

That's fun.

=)

Apparently!

I know, me too. I'm so glad they made a medication for it, i opted for the lightest treatment. It's annoying that we have to wait till 2023 to be treated though 

I'm trying to remind my mom to get the maximum dosage for our family--such is the intensity of our condition. 

And the treatment delay is kind of annoying.

Also, the commercial mentioned an aversion to delivery drivers--do you think a delivery driver might be an antagonist of one of the books? (Also, questions like this are how I know my condition is quite severe.)

I thought it was because every time we saw a delivery driver we would hope that they were bringing the treatment.

GLITTER BOMB 4.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y’know, I was a Mark Rober fan before this whole newfangled “glitter bomb” thang.

Same with me and Enter.

Personally, i prefer this version:

I think this one is a bit more appropriate given the context, though

My school, for instance, offers only one pace of math class, and two paces of language arts classes (the latter of which I was completely unaware of until recently). The former of the two is insultingly slow for my needs, the latter overwhelmingly fast. 

Or, in other words, my school's pace of English class is rushing me along faster than I can handle, and its pace of math class is actively slowing me down.

Don't you just love one size fits all education?

Hopefully not this Jello.

you can only eat this Jell-o the day after my Shardiversary

Or a decade or two after that.

You could've been using mobile data

I don't have anything that can access it.

that's not good.

999 posts!

i think many things would be lethal at mach 5

At what speed must one deliver an apple for the apple to become completely incinerated before completing its delivery?

If an apple were to be incinerated at such speeds, then would the residual air pressure and heat waves be lethal regardless?

And if such waves were considered lethal, then could we still consider the apple to be the means of lethality?

Anything is a deadly weapon if it's moving fast enough.

Everyone changes their profile picture to different colors of the same thing for a million seconds; partly to celebrate the Shard's millionth post, and partly because Fadran reached Truthless reputation level at the same time. (Last year, it was also known as the Truthless Troops.) This year, it's the Feruchemical Duralumin symbol.

oh yeah i remember that

didn't know it was gon be a yearly thing

who decided it would be the Duralumin symbol

The Council

(The people who did it last year)

My brother set it up, and I’ve never bothered to change it.

Update 3: Pepper has come home! There’s a few things to watch out for, but other than those, she’s feeling much better!

Yay

Ah, yes. I definitely didn't watch that the second I saw the notif.

OMG I LOVE ˇHAT CHANNEL

We’re all in this together!

We’re all in this together!

We’re all in this together!

We’re all in this together!

We’re all in this together!

The Covid-19 vaccine does not turn you into a robot.

dang, I wanted to be turned into a robot..

*Beep* *boop*

Yes, fellow sentient carbon based lifeforms, the vaccine will not microchip you, or make you buy products from our supreme overlord Bill Gates.

You could create a new Clone Season Council if the old one is inactive.

who said the clone season council was in charge anyway

also who the heck is the clone season council

The Clone Season Council is the original Truthless Troops from the first Clone Season. (The ones that stayed loyal, at least.) (Oh and also my sister.)

I'm not very interested in the first, and I've already done the third. The second, however... What would you prefer: magic without a functional use or complete and utter chaos?

Hmmmm. WHatever is best for you. But i personally like complete amd utter @Chaos, as there aren't any of those around here.

When I say chaos, I mean something where you can, say, soulcast someone's deadness into a TV.

We were silent 

I got 56 just from since yesterday. I don't even BOTHER checking ALL of them.

Ah. I see. Thanks for informing me.

I found it!

There was quite a bit more at the end, but I cut it down to what was shorter and less spoilery.

Enter, if you're deleting posts or replies after you make them, can you maybe not? I think it's messing with the system, I can see you've said stuff but can't interact with it and can't see anything hidden in here when I check?

And the common flu is like the Highstorm!

They both caught everyone completely by surprise, they both completely upended expectations everywhere, they both caused untold damage, they're both red... (Okay, so Covid is just usually depicted as red. Same thing.)

I MADE THIS COMPARISON TO A FRIEND THE OTHER DAY *high five*