Vapor had a... very interesting morning.
"How would you like it if I was eating you? I represent the people of... Sandwichia, and they do not want to be eaten." - Vapor
"I have a really long neck." - Vapor
"The people of Sandwichia will now slit your throat. Ready to die?" - Vapor
"I represent the people of Appleia and they want you to stand convicted for this crime!" - Vapor
"Was it you that ate this apple?" Vapor takes another bite of the apple. "It's a crime for you to eat this apple!" - Vapor
"There's some prophecy or other, I've got to give this sword," Melody pulled the giant sword out. "You remember it? I've got to give it to a master swordsman or something. Ellis thinks I'm the Chosen One or something."
Can I get a TL;DR? I don't really feel like reading 3, maybe 3.5 pages right now.
If someone won't give one, I'll always read it later... but getting one would be nice.